Afternoon Crumbs
I don't know who deserves the award more here? The Photoshop artiste for those turtle shell abs or that model for trying to look like she really wants to get close to the bullet in Tommy Girl's pants. - Towleroad
Speaking of the magic of Photoshop, Tara Reid's stomach doesn't totally look like Tan Mom's face in Loaded Magazine - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
If Wheelchair Jimmy and Ty Ty mated, their baby would look like Frankie from Shark Tale - Lainey Gossip
Jessica Snooze-ar's nipples look like they're trying to challenge me to a staring contest - Hollywood Tuna
Miley Cyrus takes Jessica Snooze-ar's hard nipples and raises her a pointy titty - The Superficial
We as a people need to stop trying to make Rachel Berry as Mary Tyler Moore happen - The Berry
The 50 Shades of Crap movie is going to offend all of my senses, but if it gives me a gingerized ASkars, I'll take it! - Celebitchy
How can Jessica Biel breathe through her nose when her collagen-stuffed upper lip is practically suffocating her nostrils? - Popoholic
Somebody get Tom Sturridge an 80s plastic ponytail cone so he can wear an updo with style - Popsugar
All I see are TEEEEEEEEEEFS and weaves - ICYDK
If SNL held the rehearsal in a strip club or a toke room, RiRi's ass would've shown up with time to spare - IDLYITW
Presenting Jared Padalecki's happy trail - Just Jared
Did we ever have any doubt that Tameka Raymond will HULK SMASH a trick? - Crunk + Disorderly
The True Blood teaser starring Christopher Meloni needs more nalgas - OMG Blog
It's good to know that tequila is kryptonite to MiserAlba's signature bitch frown - Celebslam
This is also every child's reaction to Courtney Stodden - Videogum
Walter White has something to say - The Daily What
No Adam Levine tattoo tour is complete without an up close shot of the portrait tattoo of Blake Shelton on his taint - Cityrag
The Louisiana trailer park blossom decorates Brentwood with her grace and beauty - Hollywood Rag
Sideeyefromsuri.gif - I'm Not Obsessed
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The only thing I'll give Cruise credit for is that he can sure bring on the LOLZ!!
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Douchechill!
Is it me, or does TG's face look like a young Daphnie Zuniga?
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
kinda OT - anyone been hearing about this sexual battery case with John Travolta and a masseuse?
Apparantly, he has a big dick. Travolta.
The head looks attached at a strange angle. It looks to me like they cut off Tom's head from some 30-year-old photo and photoshopped it on some other guy's body.
Why he almost looks like a living legend! But it's the little things that mean so little......
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
Submitted by Validate Captcha on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 6:05pm.
@christine the hoff
Agreed. That kind of epic PhotoshopNO has GOT to be on purpose.
and that's beautiful.... "Sniff"
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Submitted by mefunigirl on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 5:13pm.
and why is his face giving me a brooke shields vibe here?
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/database/brookeshields/brookeshiel...
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Brooke Shields turned into a man some time ago...
But aren't she and Tommygirl like mortal enemies? Because he mouthed off about postpartum depression and she told him to STFU? Plus (trivia alert!) I think BadSeedSuri and Brooke's second daughter (don't care what her name is) were born on the same day at the same hospital...of course that's if you believe the "official" date of Suri's birf, which many people doubt.
Submitted by azgirl on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 6:28pm.
I'm glad Britney got back in shape, her body looks great. But once you become a mother those super low rise, cut off jeans are not for you any more. Not saying when you have kids you have to rock mom jeans, but it just looks weird to me.
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Having your ass crack show is a NO, mom or not.
there is a way to wear low rise jeans and way not too. Shitters is in the no department.
@beakers bitch
Both models are probably around 5'8" and bent at the knees. I have no hate for short guys but short guys with massive egotude just annoy the frack out of me.
I'm glad Britney got back in shape, her body looks great. But once you become a mother those super low rise, cut off jeans are not for you any more. Not saying when you have kids you have to rock mom jeans, but it just looks weird to me.
I came to ask whether he was standing on a milk crate or are those models just really short, but y'all have that covered. Rihanna has been on SNL before, hasn't she? She should know you can't miss a dress rehearsal.
On the bright side, we have not been tortured by any little limp peen peering through skin tight circa 1982 jeans. Although I am sure for the film he -borrowed- Becks sock bulge.
......darn my internet connection fail and dbl post!! Sorry.
Aww, MissJane, sawry. : ( Im on a dry spell now too. Well, more like a dessert with no horizon in sight. Just dont look at photos of topless doucheheads alright? Watch some Spartacus or something!!
scott disick must be wondering when this pic was taken -and how he can sue for not authorizing it's release.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Everybody just kick me while I'm down :(
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
what a fuckin moronic & desperate poseur.
isn't this the twatfaced midgetboy that paid for a foreign group to pretend they were his fans? same dildobrain who wears lifts in his shoes to appear taller? the closeted 50something yr old scientologist with mad wads of $$$$$$$, right? lmfaoooo.
call the men in white, this shit is just certifiable.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
@Gardening Girl
Someone needs to re-Photoshop this with dude's faces on the model's bodies.
@christine the hoff
Agreed. That kind of epic PhotoshopNO has GOT to be on purpose.
His expession is saying "Ewwwww, fish!"
@Rdeadline
lol All I can think of when I see a gun pointing down the pants is a limp dick shooting blanks.
I want to believe they fucked up his photoshop abs on purpose because they can't stand this asshole either.That would be outstanding.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
@sinjin
Turtle neck! haha
Yes. Major fail all the way.
Watch, Adam Lavine is going to get a gun tattoo because they are so cool and edgy.
Submitted by Validate Captcha :
Reality check:
http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/854fbe50698b7...
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GAH! He's got "turtle neck" going on! So does that crazy looking model on the right, weird face too. FAIL.
It would be funny to see the full length shot and the box he's standing on. He aslo looks like he's holding his breath and trying not to cry whislt he has to touch girls. Tommy does not have the hair of a cock rock era icon, utter failiure.
What kind of subliminal fuckery is having a tattoo of a gun aimed at your nether regions? TATTOO FAIL.
Oh, come on!!! The abs muscles aren't that high up. Just below the nipples? You'd think the photoshop manual would come with basic anatomy diagrams!
Miss Jane, and this is coming from a place of love, but you need to get laid!
Reality check:
http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/854fbe50698b7...
I'm going to throw up.
This film (I can only hope) turns out to be a Showgirls brand of mess!! Will watch it for the comedy! I find the whole cock shlock of a music scene from this era pretty funny anyway. It showcased some awesome musicians and especially guitarists....its the lyrics and fronted attitude that is funny.
Jessica Biel has been looking shits for awhile now.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 4:58pm.
Maybe my dry spell is REALLY getting to me but he looks kind of good here.
And I watched Mission Impossible: Ghost Protcol last weekend and he looked hot there too.
*tazes self*
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Yep, we all are gonna TAZE you! ; )
Nah, you are right, his mid face lift and the restylane was nicely done on his face. I feel he has been going a little overboard lately though. I do not find him attractive because his past behaviour around Scientolgy and how he treated his pregnant wife NKidman was fucking disgusting. I see him as essentially a not very nice soul and I can see it in his face. I dunno, sounds weird, but anyway..
LOL at Courtney Stodden and Zak.
@agirl
You're right. Oh sweet jeezuz! That's creepy as all heck.
Yuck! I have to say "brava" to these two models for really selling it though. Tommy girl is about as sexy as a lump of dog shit.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Jessica Alba looks Soooooo gorgeous when she smiles.
*drools*
Never has the phrase, "shooting blanks" been more appropriate.
LOL they photoshopped wonk in his eyes! One is looking at the ceiling, one is looking ATCHOO!
The older he gets, the harder it is for him to fake straight! true! He looks like he's from a gay skin magazine.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
LMAO they pencilled on his abs!
HAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAA!
please let sandbitch do this pic some justice.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
The lipsticked nipple! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I love Chris Meloni, but I cackled when I saw his preview for True Blood. I just can't see him on that show.
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"Drink your juice, Shelby" M'Lynn Steel Magnolias
The way Tommy's hair is styled, it kind of looks like he's doing a Pantene ad.
That's no model in the photo. It's Willem from RPDR!
the chick on the left is AYTCH. OHHHHH. TEEEE. HOT!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
They must have used the Short Models agency.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
that's a nice pic! too bad it's airbrushed to the max and therefore FAKE. no way tom looks like this in real life.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I can practically feel the tension and annoyance as Tommy's right hand pushes the corset girl away. And he doesn't even make skin-to-skin contact with the giraffe-necked leopard bikini girl. His left hand is strategically placed over her thigh without actually touching it.
Meloni in True Blood -- OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! I literally squealed after watching that preview! Oh, and Tommy Boy looks ludicrous in that photo; they photoshopped 20 years off of him.
You just know Tommy Girl totally took this role solely so he could legitimately wear makeup and nail polish.
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