Afternoon Crumbs

May 7, 2012 / Posted by:

I don’t know who deserves the award more here? The Photoshop artiste for those turtle shell abs or that model for trying to look like she really wants to get close to the bullet in Tommy Girl’s pants. – Towleroad

Speaking of the magic of Photoshop, Tara Reid’s stomach doesn’t totally look like Tan Mom’s face in Loaded Magazine – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

If Wheelchair Jimmy and Ty Ty mated, their baby would look like Frankie from Shark TaleLainey Gossip

Jessica Snooze-ar’s nipples look like they’re trying to challenge me to a staring contest – Hollywood Tuna

Miley Cyrus takes Jessica Snooze-ar’s hard nipples and raises her a pointy titty – The Superficial

We as a people need to stop trying to make Rachel Berry as Mary Tyler Moore happen – The Berry

The 50 Shades of Crap movie is going to offend all of my senses, but if it gives me a gingerized ASkars, I’ll take it! – Celebitchy

How can Jessica Biel breathe through her nose when her collagen-stuffed upper lip is practically suffocating her nostrils? – Popoholic

Somebody get Tom Sturridge an 80s plastic ponytail cone so he can wear an updo with style – Popsugar

All I see are TEEEEEEEEEEFS and weaves – ICYDK

If SNL held the rehearsal in a strip club or a toke room, RiRi’s ass would’ve shown up with time to spare – IDLYITW

Presenting Jared Padalecki’s happy trail – Just Jared

Did we ever have any doubt that Tameka Raymond will HULK SMASH a trick? – Crunk + Disorderly

The True Blood teaser starring Christopher Meloni needs more nalgas – OMG Blog

It’s good to know that tequila is kryptonite to MiserAlba’s signature bitch frown – Celebslam

This is also every child’s reaction to Courtney StoddenVideogum

Walter White has something to say – The Daily What

No Adam Levine tattoo tour is complete without an up close shot of the portrait tattoo of Blake Shelton on his taint – Cityrag

The Louisiana trailer park blossom decorates Brentwood with her grace and beauty – Hollywood Rag

Sideeyefromsuri.gif – I’m Not Obsessed

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