Afternoon Crumbs
I don’t know who deserves the award more here? The Photoshop artiste for those turtle shell abs or that model for trying to look like she really wants to get close to the bullet in Tommy Girl’s pants. – Towleroad
Speaking of the magic of Photoshop, Tara Reid’s stomach doesn’t totally look like Tan Mom’s face in Loaded Magazine – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
If Wheelchair Jimmy and Ty Ty mated, their baby would look like Frankie from Shark Tale – Lainey Gossip
Jessica Snooze-ar’s nipples look like they’re trying to challenge me to a staring contest – Hollywood Tuna
Miley Cyrus takes Jessica Snooze-ar’s hard nipples and raises her a pointy titty – The Superficial
We as a people need to stop trying to make Rachel Berry as Mary Tyler Moore happen – The Berry
The 50 Shades of Crap movie is going to offend all of my senses, but if it gives me a gingerized ASkars, I’ll take it! – Celebitchy
How can Jessica Biel breathe through her nose when her collagen-stuffed upper lip is practically suffocating her nostrils? – Popoholic
Somebody get Tom Sturridge an 80s plastic ponytail cone so he can wear an updo with style – Popsugar
All I see are TEEEEEEEEEEFS and weaves – ICYDK
If SNL held the rehearsal in a strip club or a toke room, RiRi’s ass would’ve shown up with time to spare – IDLYITW
Presenting Jared Padalecki’s happy trail – Just Jared
Did we ever have any doubt that Tameka Raymond will HULK SMASH a trick? – Crunk + Disorderly
The True Blood teaser starring Christopher Meloni needs more nalgas – OMG Blog
It’s good to know that tequila is kryptonite to MiserAlba’s signature bitch frown – Celebslam
This is also every child’s reaction to Courtney Stodden – Videogum
Walter White has something to say – The Daily What
No Adam Levine tattoo tour is complete without an up close shot of the portrait tattoo of Blake Shelton on his taint – Cityrag
The Louisiana trailer park blossom decorates Brentwood with her grace and beauty – Hollywood Rag
Sideeyefromsuri.gif – I’m Not Obsessed