Afternoon Crumbs
I don't know who deserves the award more here? The Photoshop artiste for those turtle shell abs or that model for trying to look like she really wants to get close to the bullet in Tommy Girl's pants. - Towleroad
Speaking of the magic of Photoshop, Tara Reid's stomach doesn't totally look like Tan Mom's face in Loaded Magazine - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
If Wheelchair Jimmy and Ty Ty mated, their baby would look like Frankie from Shark Tale - Lainey Gossip
Jessica Snooze-ar's nipples look like they're trying to challenge me to a staring contest - Hollywood Tuna
Miley Cyrus takes Jessica Snooze-ar's hard nipples and raises her a pointy titty - The Superficial
We as a people need to stop trying to make Rachel Berry as Mary Tyler Moore happen - The Berry
The 50 Shades of Crap movie is going to offend all of my senses, but if it gives me a gingerized ASkars, I'll take it! - Celebitchy
How can Jessica Biel breathe through her nose when her collagen-stuffed upper lip is practically suffocating her nostrils? - Popoholic
Somebody get Tom Sturridge an 80s plastic ponytail cone so he can wear an updo with style - Popsugar
All I see are TEEEEEEEEEEFS and weaves - ICYDK
If SNL held the rehearsal in a strip club or a toke room, RiRi's ass would've shown up with time to spare - IDLYITW
Presenting Jared Padalecki's happy trail - Just Jared
Did we ever have any doubt that Tameka Raymond will HULK SMASH a trick? - Crunk + Disorderly
The True Blood teaser starring Christopher Meloni needs more nalgas - OMG Blog
It's good to know that tequila is kryptonite to MiserAlba's signature bitch frown - Celebslam
This is also every child's reaction to Courtney Stodden - Videogum
Walter White has something to say - The Daily What
No Adam Levine tattoo tour is complete without an up close shot of the portrait tattoo of Blake Shelton on his taint - Cityrag
The Louisiana trailer park blossom decorates Brentwood with her grace and beauty - Hollywood Rag
Sideeyefromsuri.gif - I'm Not Obsessed
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Um - this is probably the best photo I've ever seen of Tommy Girl. It has been a long ass time since I've had anything nice to say about him but he is seriously really pretty in that photo.
I mean everything I say. It's my besetting sin
Tommy Girl is way too old for that Adam Levine look. I"m not feeling the Rock Star thing and I don't think that movie is going to do very well.
Jared Padalecki's wife is very smart. She stays out the picture and let's Jared run around and promote "Supernatural" like a "single" guy. That's how you do it. Keep the fans thinking you are get-able. I do find him sexy and he does have a very nice body. Just as I like it.
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Does anyone still have a crush on Tom like they used to? Even Rosie O'Donnell has moved on.
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"insane Peter Pan Scientology ballerina"
TRIPLE SNORT LOL
How many milk crates did tommy girl stand on to be as tall as those models?
I bet you tommy was like "gurrrlll how you do that smokey eye? REALLY? omg show me...
"Omg gurl, i look fierce, watch out janice dickinson, there is a new supermodel model in town..woot woot"
I would love to see the ladder Tom is standing on to look as tall as/taller than these model types.
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I thought at first glance that was Adam Levine.
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The way Tom has his head posed, it looks kinda girly. And he doesnt look bored to me. He actually looks like if he wants to break into a giggle fit, cuz *gasp* girls have their hands all over him and he finds it uncomfortable/funny.
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
If someone put salt on Jessica Beil's upper lip do you think it would melt?
I don't think Tom Cruise is gay. He must be sexually attracted to chairs or something like that.
Wow. He has never looked so gay as he does there, looking bored while sexy women hang off him. Also his abs are so clearly photoshopped… or else they put his head on a better-looking man's body.
Those skinny jeans actually male Biel look kind of dumpy.
I just don't get Skarsgard's appeal. The sort of pasty unwashed Nordic look doesn't appeal to me. So I won't have any conflicted feelings about missing 50 Shades of Crap.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I see that Brit-Brit is still forgoing undercrackers and bathing.
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oh gawd, jared padalecki is HOT... i remember when i wasnt into him cuz he was some skinny twink and then he went and bulked up.
i hope he doesn't shave, that look is just right for him.
Doesn't even look like Tom Thumb. Not even a little.
@ furball - "Cruise on Fire" = Cruise is flaming? (Just a thought.)
God, Biel has one of the ugliest faces in Ho'Wood.
girl you wont find anything down there other than a limp worm, mimi rogers tried, nicole kidman tried, katie holmes tried.
but if you put a zac efron's mask on, watch that dick stand up.
Biel's lip is out of control.
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But I said no, no, no, no-no-no
I said no, no, you're not the one for me
No, no, no, no-no-no
I said no, no, you're not the one for me
I have not watched a Tom Cruise movie in a theater in over 17 years. This picture makes me even less likely to want to (aside from the crappy music in the movie)
Submitted by Seektall_COM on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 9:24pm.
Oh, Great article! Height is nothing but only a number of candles on your cake. My wife is 1 feet higher than me. She turned out to be everything I wanted, protective, generous and kind. I felt very blessed and fortunate to have met him on SeekTall/com... It’s the best place to meet over 5'9'' men and women. Have a try if you want your parnter higher and mature.
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Oh shit you guys, I think Tommy is in here with us.
*uncomfortable*
Submitted by Validate Captcha on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 6:59pm.
I give up. I was trying to find the infamous magazine cover of Tom Cruise with him posing like a flaming fairy in a white shirt flying completely open with a wind machine blowing his hair and shirt behind him.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Has it been scrubbed from the net? I tried every search possible.
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Here you go: http://insideflipside.com/images/vanity%20fair%20cruise%20resized.jpg
I found it easily. He's a pretty, flaming ballerina!
My husband still thinks Travolta, Cruise & Smith are straight. Should I worry about this?
Tommy Girl looks absolutely miserable!
He could not look more gay.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 5:18pm.
Meloni in True Blood -- OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
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Just knew you'd be on this Twatty. They could have done so much better than a monk robe for Chris... *prepares to watch OZ jail cell and shower scenes over again, just to forget* sigh
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The chick digging for blueberries in TG's pants deserves the award! He is unmoved and SO ARE WE! Ahahahaha to whoever said he was standing on a fruit cart or soapbox (NovaNightly?) LOLOLOLOL
A 50 Shades of Crap movie? THIS IS JUST LIKE TWILIGHT!! noooooooooooooooooo
Happy trails always lead to heaven MK, A-praisethetoheaven-MEN!
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Oh, Great article! Height is nothing but only a number of candles on your cake. My wife is 1 feet higher than me. She turned out to be everything I wanted, protective, generous and kind. I felt very blessed and fortunate to have met him on SeekTall/com... It’s the best place to meet over 5'9'' men and women. Have a try if you want your parnter higher and mature.
ugh. I can just hear Tom and Kat yeah, that trying to change her public name went over well for him, any who Tom and KATIE discussing the best fake tattoos for him as a rocker:
I think it would be really cool to outline my nipple.
Oh, me too, Tommy, me too. If I were going to get a tattoo that is 'xact ly what I would do, too.
If rock 'n roll had an Anti-Elvis, Tom Cruise would be it.
Oh, and Tara Reid still has frankenbelly.
Britney and I share the same tree-stump calves. The more I think about it, she ought to make that money while the gettings' good, because her looks are fading faster than Tom Cruise's fake tattoos.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Team Tara Reid! She's been looking much better lately...she could make a come back if she kept her head on straight.
I can see where Suri picked up her stare.
@oh dave
lol!
I'm fully expecting him to break out in, "I feel preeeeetty, oh so prettyyyyyy!" in that picture.
insane Peter Pan Scientology ballerina
okay.
Letting that one sink in.
LMAOOOOOOO
Good lord, that is a gross picture. He looks like a girl and somehow I doubt that is the look they were after. He doesn't even do glam right. This looks like he thinks no one can tell he's getting into his mom's make-up. He should have got CC Deville as a consultant.
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Submitted by Furball City on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 7:55pm.
ROTFL!
I googled Famous Tom Cruise covers. I guess I should have gone more generic with my search term. haha
It was simple. . .Googled Tom Cruise magazine covers, got a bunch of images and scrolled through them until I found him leaping off the page like an insane Peter Pan Scientology ballerina.
@jalynne
Furball City found it!
@Furball City on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 7:42pm.
OMG! YES! You are my hero! There were a few others from that same shoot too with all pretty much the uber gay poses. The 'flames' to boot...LMAO!
THANK YOU! That was driving me to green tea mixed with Vodka!
How did you find it? I tried every search term I could think of!
Submitted by Validate Captcha on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 6:59pm.
I give up. I was trying to find the infamous magazine cover of Tom Cruise with him posing like a flaming fairy in a white shirt flying completely open with a wind machine blowing his hair and shirt behind him.
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I sorta remember something like that, but then my mind just flashes to Michael Jackson in the Black or White video.
Is this the one of Tommy Girl with the wind blown look?
http://pictures.todocoleccion.net/fot/2008/01/08/7261563.jpg
Does this tool not know how pathetic he looks? This is the problem with "yes" men - you eventually shoot yourself in the foot (like this mess of a photofuck) and in the long run help ruin your so called career. I am soooo over this asshat Tom Cruise, really, he has never looked so fucking pathetic.
Come on guys...get real. Those models aren't short....Tommy is just standing on a soapbox with three telephone books on top of it.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Jaxx on... Jaxx off... He's standing on a milk crate. And would someone tell the groupies that Tommy doesn't like that sort of thing going on so close to his cock-rock of ages.
ubmitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 7:07pm.
Awwww,thank you ;) xo
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Submitted by icallbs on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 7:02pm.
those models gotta be what, 4'9" or so, to look that short beside him?
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I'll bet they have him standing on a podium or something.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 6:10pm.
Everybody just kick me while I'm down :(
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I love me some Miss Jane!
those models gotta be what, 4'9" or so, to look that short beside him?
Tommy girl could not look more bored in that pic!
And Askars as christian grey? The books are COMPLETE SHITE but I picture Bradley Cooper in the role. And unlike askars, Coop can actually act.
I give up. I was trying to find the infamous magazine cover of Tom Cruise with him posing like a flaming fairy in a white shirt flying completely open with a wind machine blowing his hair and shirt behind him.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Has it been scrubbed from the net? I tried every search possible.
So gross. I feel so bad that he's so beyond desperate but him and Revolta in one day is too much for the eyes!!!!
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