Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 6, 2012 / Posted by:

Judi Silver (as played by Elena Satine), the hooker with a heart of sequins on Starz’s Magic City.

Everyone (read: the 5 people who watch it) has been saying that Magic City is like if Mad Men got a plastic surgery makeover using leftover parts using the 1950s scenes from Goodfellas, but to me it’s like Casino cut with Boardwalk Empire. I started watching it because they promised to give me several servings of Jeffrey Dean Morgan’s ass cheeks, but I stayed because they gave me several servings of the hottest bitch on there Judi Silver. Judi Silver speaks to me, because if I was a peroxide blonde in 1950s Miami, I hope that I too would be a luxury resort’s in-house ho who regularly uses herself as bait to trap the hotel owner’s haters and rivals. Judi is all that and she is completely fuck deficient (example: Judi had no cares to give when she found out that the mob put a hit out on her ass).

If Starz cancels Magic City and throws its body into the quarry, Judi Silver can star in I Love Jesus: The Heidi Montag Story. Yeah, with that white wig on her head, Judi Silver looks a little Heidi Montag-ish in the face. I won’t hold that against her. Viva Judi!

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