Scenes From OctoMom’s Fap Porn Shoot

May 5, 2012 / Posted by:

From Tan Mom to OctoMom. I’m really blinding you with the stars today.

Because desperate times call for fucking yourself on camera for a check, OctoMom rubbed her way into masturbation porn at a mansion in the San Fernando Valley on Thursday. TMZ was told that Octo’s first time putting some finger love on her octocoochie went well and if she had the urge to start bawling so she could scrub herself clean with her own tears, she at least waited in the car to do it like a true professional does! Octo apparently had a case of the nerves when she first got there, but after talking with a few porn stars and watching some fuck time movies, she was all ready to get down. Someone who was on set said that she was “a natural and looked great.

I’m happy that Octo’s getting paid, but damn that is going to be some awkward shit. This is the same crazy ho who went “ewwwww” at Howard Stern when he asked her if she’s ever had a little peen on her tongue. Octo claims she’s never had an orgasm and hasn’t been tickled down there for at least a decade. So the camera is going to catch the sexy moment of her flicking the webs away with her fingers. Just every layer of NO. Bitch is not going to know what to do. It’s going to be like watching me try to make a fish pie without a recipe. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still going to watch it, but only because my face muscles need some exercise and they’ll get a lot since I’ll be cringing the entire time.

The truth is, if I wanted to watch someone NOT have a good time during sex stuff, I would’ve made sex tapes with my past boyfriends. Seriously, one time I looked up at one of my boyfriends and caught him checking his cuticles. Instead of going “oooh aaaaah” on the inside, dude was like, “Should I get a manicure?

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