While Linda Evangelista is trying to get $46k a month in child support to take care of a son she has full custody of, Gabriel Aubry is showing her up by trying to get $20k a month in child support to take care of a daughter who doesn’t live with him all the time. Gabriel also wants Halle to write a $500,000 check to his lawyers. And the race for Miss Gold Digger Beauty of 2012 heats up!
Gabriel has been trying to get at least $20k a month in child support since March and he was in court yesterday to make it happen. TMZ says that the judge wouldn’t rule on it yesterday, because the lawyers Gabriel owes $500,000 to didn’t file the paperwork right. Apparently, Gabriel was making a beautiful sad face over this, because without Halle’s money Nahla will have to sleep in an egg crate stuffed in a laundry basket when she comes to visit and he’ll have to feed her creamed pickle soup he makes from tap water, Coffee-mate packs and relish packets he steels from Weinerschnitzel.
Gabriel told the court that he wants more child support from Halle so he can rent a nicer house and provide Nahla with the kind of life she’s accustomed to (read: a fancy one).
Everything I need to say about this I already said in March (Yes, I’m still pissed about losing my butt cherry to a janky mattress), but I’m posting it now, because I hope the #getmoneybitch goddess hears my prayer and puts Linda and Gabriel together. Gabriel and Linda are too beautiful to work full time and they both need to sleep on panda pubes sheets in order to raise their children. They belong together. Let us pray: