Friday, May 4th 2012

Panty Creamer Of The Morning: Shemar Moore In Miami

Let's just pretend like our eyeballs aren't seeing Shemar Moore wearing your mom's favorite weekend pants and focus on what's really important here: HIS MAN NIPS! While working it in a vintage Aéropostale belt from 2001 and sneakers he wore like clogs, Shemar (formerly best known for being on Young and the Restless and currently best known for making my hand pores secrete lube) gave the paps a nipple show on Miami Beach yesterday. TGIF (Thank God Ican Fap)!

And it goes without typing, but I'd hit it until that lion tattoo had enough of my gross ass and came to life to bite at me.

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Submitted by taliaann on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 11:09am.

"Shemar, baby doll! You are such a delicious slice of man. I totally would, especially if you bring Matthew Gray Gubler with you."

Oh yeah, I'm on that train too. Yumm.

mefunigirl's picture

"wearing your mom's favorite weekend pants"
shudup!
I have those on right now!

and he's yummy.

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doncorleone's picture

Hell-ooo gorgeous

Scott in NYC's picture

God can be so good to us sometimes.

ditquoi's picture

that is one delicious looking piece of man candy.

I remember him on Young and the Restless, I think it was one of the first times I realized I was attracted to men

Ms.Fit's picture

Please let that be pucker I see protruding. Never been of fan of pretty boys, but he is making me a strong believah!

WithinReason...'s picture

Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 3:23pm.
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IF you crack me up! LOL

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"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"
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KA's picture

gross. no thanks.

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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest

Submitted by taliaann on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 11:09am.

Shemar, baby doll! You are such a delicious slice of man. I totally would, especially if you bring Matthew Gray Gubler with you.
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I most definitely would not kick Shemar out of bed, but the things I would do to MGG are unspeakable and probably illegal in the south.

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 3:21pm.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 2:49pm.
I'll take Whamo's pecs over Shemar's any day.

*awaits IF's fury*
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You're a sweetie Mickey:)....and a little crazy with my silly stalker vonstalkerton darling in the house:0 lol!!!

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HELLO.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 2:49pm.
I'll take Whamo's pecs over Shemar's any day.

*awaits IF's fury*
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You're a sweetie Mickey:)....and a little crazy with my silly stalker vonstalkerton darling in the house:0 lol!!!

My panties are officially creamed!

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Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 1:10pm.

"your mom's favorite weekend pants "LMFAO ahahahaha but ....I have a pair like these what's wrong with 'em??!!

Coma Caca!
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Chiri, model those for me!

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

MickeyHolland's picture

I'll take Whamo's pecs over Shemar's any day.

*awaits IF's fury*

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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden

miz cynical's picture

Yum. I've had a crush on him for years. I'd have his babies.

agirl's picture

He's too pretty. And no chest hair! I'll pass.

Super fine.

RichBitch's picture

He's a very gay homosexual that's for sure.

Chirio's picture

"your mom's favorite weekend pants "LMFAO ahahahaha but ....I have a pair like these what's wrong with 'em??!!

Coma Caca!
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IrishFury's picture

@Salma

I agree.
I don't care if he is handsome, he's worse than The Situation with all that posing and shit, not to mention wearing white pants. No thanks!

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Dark-sided!

This guy is a major douche. Ugh. No thanks.

little_rascal's picture

Very nice, though I wish he wore a pair of Speedos instead of those baggy swim shorts.

Cindyloo's picture

Dayum!!!

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 11:36am.
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You make a worthy competitor with offers like that! Won't shank ya! *whispers* you're a little late today and he may be a little tired, but have at him, love hehehehe ;p

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"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"
♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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Lucifer_Sam's picture

Ha! I bet he was reading Dlisted yesterday, because we were all talking about him and suddenly by "coincidence" he shows up naked on the beach. Sexy fucking man.

Luna Tick's picture

FUCK HE'S 40?!?!!?
Goddamn, he is one fine man and yes, my legs are open. Wide open.
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Trailer Trash.

snowpiece's picture

Not Impressed: More like a Milano than a Mulatto!

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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

loopygorilla's picture

back up dlisters!!! take a ticket, thats mine.

i would ride it till my tank ran dry and for a guy who is 40 years old, he certainly doesnt look it.

he can pound me like a piece of veal.

Vern's picture

he has a face????

*drools*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 11:10am.
Don't take your socks off, I like the little red hearts HAHAHA ;p
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LOL!! you guys kill me:)

DaddysJoy's picture

I would and I would beat MK off with a stick to get to him!

WithinReason...'s picture

Whamo, X-Ray vision, bikini and now a helmet! Yes, I'm watching. Don't take your socks off, I like the little red hearts HAHAHA ;p

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"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"
♫ - Maggie M'Gill
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•♩♦♮♠░░░░

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 11:03am.
Whamo, if ya get a groin pull - I'll massage it out.
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LOL!!! ;)

Shemar, baby doll! You are such a delicious slice of man. I totally would, especially if you bring Matthew Gray Gubler with you.

I wouldn't. Nice Body, nice dick, but I don't like that nose - yeah, I know, I'm shallow.
But hey, he most certainly wouldn't do me, so I guess we're even.

M.E.'s picture

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 10:58am.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 10:40am.
Where is Whamo? Is he off being jealous somewhere ;)
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Sorry, I was just out blasting my pecs and workin my lats, doing some squat thrusts you know keepin "the machine" in top shape :P
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*lights cig*... yeah, i knew you weren't the guy i just gave half of my Kit Kat bar to... you just resemble him remarkably!LOL!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 11:04am.
I LOVE ME SOME CAUCASIAN FEATURED MULATTO PEEN!!!!!
(seriously?)

HAHHAAHA! I was thinking the same thing when I entered this thread ;)
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Douchechill!

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 11:00am.
@ Whamo - LMAO. HAHAHAHHAHAHAA.
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:) :/P

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 11:02am.
Whamo, don't you mean you're waxing your chest on and off? Flexing those chesticles? Lol
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*runs to window to see if Reason is peeking in*

snowpiece's picture

I LOVE ME SOME CAUCASIAN FEATURED MULATTO PEEN!!!!!
(seriously?)

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Gardening Girl's picture

Whamo, if ya get a groin pull - I'll massage it out.

WithinReason...'s picture

Whamo, don't you mean you're waxing your chest on and off? Flexing those chesticles? Lol

:O @ the floor remark, bwahahahahahahahaha
*slips 'n damn slides while laughing*

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"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"
♫ - Maggie M'Gill
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•♩♦♮♠░░░░

Sweetas's picture

Hahaha @ bigbendy and nate and all of us SUCIOS! Exactly bb - shrinkage? Boo! :p

Gardening Girl's picture

Seriously MK dangles a piece of man meat in front of you and you lose it. I hope you ladies get some this weekend! *whispers* I got mine this morning. :D

MissJaneTexas's picture

@ Whamo - LMAO. HAHAHAHHAHAHAA.

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annobanano's picture

@ ESE

*opens empty box* Well, it's the thought that counts!

Whamo's picture

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 10:40am.
Where is Whamo? Is he off being jealous somewhere ;)
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Sorry, I was just out blasting my pecs and workin my lats, doing some squat thrusts you know keepin "the machine" in top shape :P

beside I figured I'd have a hard time standing in this thread with the floor soaked and all!!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 10:49am.

OOPSIE! ;)

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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux