Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

May 4, 2012 / Posted by:

Which popular talk-show host has never cared for Jennifer Aniston and isn’t afraid to say she’s on “Team Angelina”? The chatty star won’t go public with her views because the former “Friends” beauty has been a re­turning guest on her show, but she was very vocal behind the scenes when Jen’s BFF Chelsea Handler slammed Angelina Jolie as a home wrecker! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

I wish this was about Chelsea Handler and she’s really an undercover mole working for Maddox, but that’s not possible. Chelsea and Jennifer Aniston are practically related since both of them have nothing but vodka flowing through their veins. And vodka is thicker than EVERYTHING.

This could be about Ellen Degeneres, because studies show that 9 out of 10 lesbians love Angelina Jolie. But I’m going to guess this is Kelly Ripa, because skinny ass bitches stick together and this Friday could really use a picture of belly peen.

This A list actress recently told friends that she is not living her dreams. Her dream job is to be a truck-stop waitress and she’s sad she’ll never be able to do it. She says she loves the idea of having a job of serving food and just making people happy, and living a life of simplicity and anonymity. (BuzzFoto)

I asked Siri this and she automatically ordered me some tomato soup, so I’ll go with Zooey Deschanel?

It was not that too long ago that this comic actor from a network sketch comedy show was probably one of the top two or three cast members of the show and was starring in movies and fielding offers constantly. Now, he is barely remembered except in some best of collections and is a constant subject of whatever happened to? Well, what happened to him was some very bad choices when it came to his life. There was the awkward marriage to a no name actress where he tried to convince himself and everyone that he is straight. He still struggles with this and as a way of dealing with his personal demons started abusing drugs on a regular basis. Much of his fortune went for drugs for his wife and him and his friends. His wife who he split with is HIV+. She swears she got it from our comic actor but she has never pursued it and he has never submitted to a test. She is and was an avid drug user so it could just as easily be that she got it from dirty needles. Over the past few years our actor has taken loans from his old castmates and got jobs here and there including a minor recurring part on a middling show but it does not support his drug habit. He has several men and women he sees for sex and they pay him and keep him around because they are star struck. When he really makes the effort he can turn on the smile and laugh and make people remember what they found likable about him in the first place and what should have kept him as a star. (CDAN)

Selling ass for drug money? Who ever it is needs to call up Vh1, because they have at least 3 reality shows in their stable he can star in.

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