Afternoon Crumbs

Courtney Love’s “art” or something a mental patient scribbled on a padded wall using all sorts of different kinds of body fluids? That’s a trick question. – The Superficial

I’m disappointed that Colin Farrell’s “pajamas” aren’t a silk short robe and a black mesh banana hammock – Lainey Gossip

31 flavors of man nip – The Berry

File under: hos doing Katy Perry better than Katy Perry does Katy Perry – The Chive

Beyonce’s Goldmember wig found a new home – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Since I am not bringing you some late-breaking CNN-worthy pictures of Miley Cyrus walking to her car in leggings, here’s an equally important replacement: Ashley Greene walking to her car in leggings – Hollywood Tuna

Bethenny Frankel and The Situation humping on each other probably looks a scene straight out of an Alien vs. Predator porn parody – Celebitchy

Finally, a gay hankie code orientation video – Towleroad

Megan Fox is the new face of Sharper Image because her face is made of what most of Sharper Image’s products are made of – Popoholic

Sucio Bitch Got Sued: The KFed Edition – ICYDK

RDJ shows off his new Iron Baby – Just Jared

REJOICE! Drunk Lily Allen is back! – I’m Not Obsessed

The Lesbeaver got Flowbeed – Cityrag

The hell kind of ludes is that child on and can I get a prescription for them? – Hollywood Rag

Four words I didn’t think my fingers were capable of typing: Mischa Barton looks pretty – SOW

Remind me to stick my brown suede shoes in the garbage disposal – Popsugar

Nope, still won’t wear The Gap – OMG Blog