I was going to put this up earlier, but I guess there were too many dreamers trying to get catch their dreams, because the site broke into a million little pixelated dust pieces. But it’s back, so now you can cancel your Thursday night plans of crying at the bottom of a lukewarm shower while hugging a teddy bear you made with a bunch of shower puffs (Yes, I’m projecting). Some genius who has more talent than all of the Mass Effect 3 designers combined created a Perfect Strangers video game that has already made the internet flood with tears of happiness. Just enter in your dream and try to get Balki to hump on as many stars as possible to make it come true. I haven’t yet achieved my dream of getting married to Prince Hot Ginge under an altar of dildos with CoCo’s camel toe serving as officiant, but I’ve got all night to do it.
The mastermind behind this brilliant work of EVERYTHING can have my first born (if Child Protective Services doesn’t take it first) if they make a Small Wonder video game next. Or a Kimmy Gibler video game.