Never mind that Tan Mom could use the shade and then some, Snooki has gone against the barbecued ghost of her future and has called Patricia Krentcil, who my friend said looks like Mr. Hankey’s long lost mother, “crazy” for turning her skin into burnt crème brûlée and for allegedly letting her 5-year-old tan. The deep fried dingle plucked directly from the sun became a media sensation after she was arrested and charged with felony child abuse for allegedly putting her daughter in a tanning booth. Snooki should be slow clapping for Tan Mom since she’s having an incubator turned into a baby tanning bed for her guidoling, but nope! Snooki has turned against one of her own by saying this to Extra:
“That bitch is crazy… you are not supposed to take kids there. Everyone knows you are NOT supposed to take kids there.”
I refuse to believe that the vodka and jacuzzi water lake in Snooki’s almost empty head is capable of producing a reasonable thought, so obviously she just said this because she’s jealous of Tan Mom. Snooki could lock herself in a tanning bed tomb for weeks on and she’d never come out looking like creamed beef jerky slathered on a scorched hot dog.
And I’m beginning to think that Tan Mom’s foundation is made by Minwax, because TMZ talked to her yesterday and she didn’t look like a leather sofa cushion with eyes.
Maybe the frosted pink lipstick dims her skin tone?