Paging Jennifer Love Hewitt
Fox is showing NBC that they aren't the only ones who can use NASA-created high-powered technology to make chairs turn the other way like your office chair when a Kardashian pops up on your computer screen. Fox can do that too and they'll do it in their new dating show which is like what would plop on the sheets if The Voice and The Dating Game had really messy butt sex.
Fox's The Choice is just like The Voice, but instead instead of the four "celebrities" looking for singing voices, they'll be looking for possible genitals to hump on. The four celebrities will be put in swivel chairs with their backs against the stage and a bunch of "sexy singles" describe themselves. If the piece's descriptions makes the celebrity's ears tingle, he or she will pull a "love handle" (I can't with that either) and find themselves face-to-face with their possible date. If more than one celebrity turns around, the trick will get to pick who they want to get with. Once each celebrity has three possible dates on their team, all teams will move to the "Speed Choice" round. In the second round, each contestant will have a few seconds to tell the celebrity why they should be picked. At the end of that round, each celebrity will get rid of one ho. In the final round, the show's host Cat Deeley will ask each trick a question and afterward the celebrity will pick which trick they want to go on a date with. And that's how true love is born!
Fox hasn't released the names of the celebrities that will be on this mess, but I'm sure it will be filled with twinkling bright stars of the A-list universe. Keeping that in mind, I've come up with my own wish list:
White Oprah
STAINS
Maxwell Drew Johnson
The cock king of Hancock Park Norwood Young
Chicken Cutlets (Phoebe Price or an actual plate of chicken cutlets, I'm not picky)
Ceiling Eyes' mom
Claudette Wells
That tap dancing politician who got caught trying to look for hard dick in the bathroom
Carrot Top
Tupac Hologram
Not The Baby from Dinosaurs
Stephanie Yellowhair
Martika
Gerardo
Sheree from The Real Brokewives of Neverland
Darva Conger
And last, but not least the Asian Snooki from MTV's PG-13 rated version of Bang Bus that was NEXT!
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It will be cancelled by the Fourth of July.
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paging loser celebs who need career CPR:
meg ryan
entire cast of 90210
val kilmer
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 3:15pm.
I love the baby from 'Dinosaurs'!
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I use to really like that show, It was the Honey Mooners and the Flintstones gone dinosaur
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 3:15pm.
There used to be a show "Gay Straight or Taken" where a girl went on a date with each guy and had to guess which was which. My favorite part was when the gay and taken guys introduce their significant others at the reveal. Awesome side eyes!!
I've never seen that one. BUT, I do remember one really bad one that used to come on late night, probably on FOX. I can't remember what it was called, but there'd be a couple and one of them would go on a date with someone and the couple would sit there with the other person and watch the date footage (usually with the partner making bitchy, sarcastic commentary) with the person they went on a date with and then after the guy or girl had to decide whether they wanted to stay in their relationship or go out with the random date person again. It was horrible, but sort of funny.
There used to be a show "Gay Straight or Taken" where a girl went on a date with each guy and had to guess which was which. My favorite part was when the gay and taken guys introduce their significant others at the reveal. Awesome side eyes!!
I love the baby from 'Dinosaurs'!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7jSuQTpdPU&feature=related
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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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Love me some Joel McHale... That girl is such a dork, if she broke no bones, HAHAHAHAHAHA bitch!
This show? Not even with your fantasy cast MK! ;p
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what a loser that girl on NEXT...Im glad I dont date..
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That video is everything I love.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:52pm.
So it's kinda like singled out, but with spinning chairs?
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ohmyfuckingawd i luuuuuved singled out! shut up, i was like ten when that mess of a show was on the air!
I was just watching clips from the dating game last night. funny shit. I hope they mix up the "celeb" cast each week. the best part of these shit shows like celeb fit club and dwts is laughing at the "star" selection
they should just redo the dating game & the newlywed game. same format cuz this sounds lame.
I just googled Room Raiders and there is an episode with Zac Efron. Check out :20 mark where he tries on high heels.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75v5k3dfSvk
Submitted by guest on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:14pm.
Cuppy...Jinx!
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I saw that! Great minds think alike!
Shit, gotta work, the boss is back, and I have a desk of crap that needs done by end of day OR ELSE!
salmanella, exactly
no jack, they didn't show his dick on the show, there was some pic on the interwebs of his wiener. MK had it back in the day. lol.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Cuppy...Jinx!
@ Christine
Andy Dick would be perfect for the show. They've probably done a bi-sexual dating show somewhere out there in tvland but it be interesting and make it more of a "choice" LOL
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:00pm.
And did you ever see his dick???????????
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they showed his dick on the show?? No, I have not seen that thankyouverymuch.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
"It's not so much the small penis as the fact that he was revealing its size to people."
reading your link in context seems that was just b.s. stage banter with audience members, not truthiness
Enrique was a latin music superstar LONG before he crossed into U.S. pop. i don't follow that music but i was aware of Enrigue long before he showed up on US radio. Rico Suave is a completely different animal
and Julio may have been the sperm donor but my recollection is that he was not supportive of Enrique's singing career and wold work with Enrique on stage only to keep the "family" image alive and promote himself. Julio is reputed to be a free floating asshole of epic proportions
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:55pm.
Do you remember the name of the show where they would go to people's houses and look through their stuff.? They even used a black light on their sheets.That was whack.
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I remember that show... Their rooms were always filthy and everyone always looked for porn or dildos... shit like that. A lot of embarrassment going on in that show. I loved it!
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Wasn't that Room Raiders on MTV?
*googled* Room Raiders! ololol it was good.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:00pm.
And did you ever see his dick???????????
Bonerduce is hung like a chipmunk!
Andy Dick would be perfect, he's bi-sexual.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:00pm.
GAWD,HOW CAN YOU LEAVE OUT DANNY BONERDUCE??
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OH FUCK! I forgot about that douche... hahahahahaa the best guy on the show is the feminine dude with the beard... he's hysterical.
OT - I'd love to see Andy Dick go on this show lol
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:38pm.
That show sounds DUMB and herpes infested. What celebs are they gonna get? Screech from SBTB?
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I think they should have a show with STD ridden Celebs and the country can bet on how many times it takes for them to hump the STD into the contestants.
LOL! Apparently it (Enrique's mole) was removed in 2003! Goes to show how much I keep up with him!
Submitted by SalmaNella on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:00pm.
@ Evil
Enrique no longer has the mole. Anna Kournikova chewed it off.
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Ewwwwwww!
Is it really gone? *googles again*
He no longer has the mole, cuppy
I hope this doesn't mean they are cancelling SYTYCD!?!?!?!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by SalmaNella: "Enrique no longer has the mole. Anna Kournikova chewed it off."
*screaming hysterically and laughing hysterically*
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:56pm.
And what's wrong with Enrique!?!?!? LOL
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"The audience member said the singer’s “good looks” would be great for getting ladies.
Iglesias then asked: “What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I’m serious."
http://www.thesuperficial.com/enrique-iglesias-small-penis-drunk-concert...
It's not so much the small penis as the fact that he was revealing its size to people.
Room Raiders, that show sucked lol I liked When they did gay and lesbian versions of next and room raiders though, much more fun than straight episodes.
GAWD,HOW CAN YOU LEAVE OUT DANNY BONERDUCE??
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
That sounds like "The Dating Game" to me.
@ Evil
Enrique no longer has the mole. Anna Kournikova chewed it off.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:55pm.
Do you remember the name of the show where they would go to people's houses and look through their stuff.? They even used a black light on their sheets.That was whack.
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I remember that show... Their rooms were always filthy and everyone always looked for porn or dildos... shit like that. A lot of embarrassment going on in that show. I loved it!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:56pm.
And what's wrong with Enrique!?!?!? LOL
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His mole, for one.
What the hell? Why isn't Cat Deely hosting the x factor instead. fox is stupid.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:54pm.
That's right! I used to love watching that show, particularly the Dumbest Criminals. The Dumbest Drivers isn't that funny.
I forgotted Todd does commentary. Unless........it's HOLOGRAM TODD!
And what's wrong with Enrique!?!?!? LOL
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:45pm.
LMAO @ the Next video, I used to watch that show, is it still on?
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Snowy, I loved Next. They all thought that they were hot shit and would NEXT the he'll out of people. Then it came back to haunt them. I don't think that it is on anymore . Do you remember the name of the show where they would go to people's houses and look through their stuff.? They even used a black light on their sheets.That was whack.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:52pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:49pm.
Todd Bridges is still alive?
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Yup. All three of the people I named off do the (lame) "commentary" on the Tru Network's "America's Dumbest ___________" (insert criminal, etc.)
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Gerardo is responsible for bringing Enrique Iglesias to the public. (I'm sure Julio is also responsible as well).
So it's kinda like singled out, but with spinning chairs?
They shouldn't be allowed to see their possible date until they pick them for the date, or arranged marriage. It's too easy to just dump the ugly hoe after the first round. BORING.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:49pm.
Todd Bridges is still alive?
*googles*
Enough already with these stupid reality shows.
HAHAHAHAHAHAA at that little person falling in the video!!
And I can see it now... Tonya Harding, Todd Bridges and Leif Garrett are in line for this shithole of a show. BUT, like snowHO, I will be watching because of CAT (with the sound off, of course).
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Riiiiiiccccooooo
Ssssuuuaaaavvvveeeeee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeX9zoWSut8
UGH!