Open Post: Hosted By a Lion Trying To Eat A Baby
By now your mom might've already sent you this video with a note like, "OMG! SO FUNNY! SO CUTE! I LIKE THE INTERNETS!" Or whatever. But it wasn't not funny (© Tami Roman) and it wasn't not cute. How would you look like it if you were trapped in a glass box and somebody dangled a delicious donut on the other side? That's like Jessica Simpson's recurring nightmare. You'd press your tongue against the glass too. Everyone's standing around and laughing, because it's sooo hilarious that the lioness is mistaking that baby for a strangely formed panda or a weird looking zebra foal. That baby is no better than all the people laughing around him. Baby is a tease and he should be ashamed of himself! And now....I want a black and white donut.
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That's horrible and not in the least funny.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I'm almost getting the impression from this vid that the lion thinks the baby is one of her cubs, and is trying to pick it up to carry away somewhere ..rather than trying to eat it.. just from the way she's trying to pick the baby up.
I'm probably wrong, but that just occurred to me. :\
just for fun, because i'm awake...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VL0BE5Hj0Q&feature=related
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Kittymuffin, thought you went unnoticed right... but no! *waves hello* ☼☼☼
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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*plots trip to NYC to kidnap MK and force (ala Kathy Bates in Misery) him to post all hours of the day*
You got it, ((LaChaylo))!
Night GG!
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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Nite Dlisted people. See you all tomorrow! Sleep well and take care.
Hugs Within love! I miss you!!
You guessed it SDR!
It's a date! I loves me some chocky!!!
Geez this site gets quiet at night. I thought there were folks from various time zones? *scratches head* the US eastern standard 11pm seems to be some sort of tranquilizer time everywhere else.....odd
Shit! EC dbl post!
Within - Thank you dear.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 10:50pm.
I need chocolate.
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Beer and chocolate huh? That time of the month?
I'm on a 30 day course of steroids and cannot get full.
Anomnomnom! Thankfully, I despise the taste of chocolate, otherwise my short self would be 20 ft wide.
Take me trick-or-treating and I'll collect you a ton of chocolate. Had to do it for my mother every year!
*hoards Smarties & Now & Laters*
Nite all!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 10:50pm.
I need chocolate.
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Beer and chocolate huh? That time of the month?
I'm on a 30 day course of steroids and cannot get full.
Anomnomnom! Thankfully, I despise the taste of chocolate, otherwise my short self would be 20 ft wide.
Take me trick-or-treating and I'll collect you a ton of chocolate. Had to do it for my mother every year!
*hoards Smarties & Now & Laters*
SDR, good thoughts to you for your mamma *crosses fingers and toes for her!* toes are a little hard... but bear with me... ;p
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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Ha ha SDR. If you poured some Guinness into a pan, you'd find me crawling out in your yard! :)
Oh shit Turt! It's no big deal. Just keep thinking those positive thoughts. I wish the best for your family and your MIL. Thank you for your prayers.
GG - I'm having a beer sampling tonight. Busch or Natural Light? Quality stuff, I know! Poured it into some pie pans and am gonna see if I can drown those bastards. Ya know, I don't even know if roly poly's even like beer?!? Who knows, I might catch some slugs!
I need chocolate.
Wow, triple post...is that a new record?
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*wishes she could play YouTube videos* I'm missin the dance party! Idk why I bought an iPod. Shits been sitting on my shelf for four months. Btw, autocorrect on atomic browser dealie is BITCHIN. I think I owe you a drink or ten withinreason.
Hi LaChaylo, you hard working sweet stuff! ☺☺☺
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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Cannot.beat
For ♥ESE♥ with love... and everyone on here tonight!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0&ob=av3e
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ETA 2x: What's it mean... touches up liner? LoLoLoLoLoLoL
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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SDR, I'm SO SO sorry. I meant to say I will keep your mom in my prayers and send out good thoughts her way for the biopsy.
ESE, that was a "juicy tune" as my kids say.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 10:25pm.
*smooch*... *touches up lip liner*... you had a smudge...
more of the same... i shut off the "random" feature, so... it's all this for the moment...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TizHxIKwyc&feature=related
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
SDR, yes the weather is good but when you get into August and September its an oven and I just pile on the mulch in the flower bed or else it all be dead.
As far as rolly pollys go...I exercise my homicidal mania and kill the little beasts! Its good therapy. You can't cut a bitch for cutting you off on the streets but you sure can squish a rolly polly!
ESE, I loved Flash Gordon as a kid. I have to think it was completely because of Queen!
Hugs, Mr. ESE - I've been missing your sweet DJ ass!!
Thanks GG and Ms. Muffin!
I have a horrendous roly poly problem but other than that, IT WORKED. GG, I would kill for your Cali climate. I envy your weather.
*slides through thread*... *looks around for fumblenucks(what?... i just made it up, o.k.?!)*... *throws Queen link at WR*...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyytwbcPjJg
*slides out of thread*...
see?... ya get it?... it was all about a real quick "flash", if you will, folks!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
We got veggies from our garden! Green beans, taters and carrots are on the menu tonight. It finally worked! Bugs didn't eat us alive and no more drought. I feel like such a farmer. Collecting horse shit has paid off!
*puffs out chest*
*chews on hay stem*
sorry to but in but in that was funny..congrats
Happy for you SDR. I cant wait til my corn and pumpkins are ready to harvest too! Yes, horse caca is the shit!
Thanks Painted Lady. I'm happy. We have lots of other stuff in the ground for later but this was cool. I can not wait for some fresh tomatoes.
*drools*
@Evil_Cupcake and beb - I have been praising the talents of Christina Perri for the past year on this damn site!
:) I just did again in fact the other night at that lovely video of the Iguana Goddess' song. What happened to the singer/songwriter dammit!
If you all are feeling the music, youtube a band called The National. Awesome band.
Whoever booked Lana Del Ray on SNL should be fired.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 9:58pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 9:56pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 9:52pm.
Well, you do but I don't want to get too sexual about things tonight. People might think I'm one track minded or something.
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Yeah, you need to stop fantasizing and actually have sex once in a while. Might loosen you up.
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Dog, stop nit picking me, I'm not in the mood.
And what is this "having sex" thing you speak of?
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There are no nits left to pick because you finally used the RID Shampoo the pharmacist recommended, dammit.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 9:56pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 9:52pm.
Well, you do but I don't want to get too sexual about things tonight. People might think I'm one track minded or something.
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Yeah, you need to stop fantasizing and actually have sex once in a while. Might loosen you up.
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Dog, stop nit picking me, I'm not in the mood.
And what is this "having sex" thing you speak of?
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Dark-sided!
Don't start with Queen...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t63_HRwdAgk
*muah*
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
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Lol @ Irish fury
Everyone knows the Irish are drunken whorebags (proudly proclaimed by the drunk Irish whorebag half of me)
That's pretty cool spotted, I always wanted to be able to grow my own food. Jersey airs a bit toxic....and I'm pretty sure the soil is soaked with leaked petro. But if I ever get my ass somewhen a bit nicer I intend to take it up. Then when doomsday comes, I can still stuff my maw!
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 9:52pm.
Well, you do but I don't want to get too sexual about things tonight. People might think I'm one track minded or something.
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Yeah, you need to stop fantasizing and actually have sex once in a while. Might loosen you up.
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by painted lady on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 9:47pm.
I don't even have a cat for company :(
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Well, you do but I don't want to get too sexual about things tonight. People might think I'm one track minded or something.
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Dark-sided!
who the hell dresses the kid like a panda and sits them in front of a lion
ah freeee sample
For the love of all thats holy, pls Somebody spice things up w some hunky man meat! Perhaps those Swedish twins from a few days ago....?
Hey beb, long time no talk!
It was only a suggestion for our dear Turt. I'm only here to help, as you know.
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Dark-sided!
We got veggies from our garden! Green beans, taters and carrots are on the menu tonight. It finally worked! Bugs didn't eat us alive and no more drought. I feel like such a farmer. Collecting horse shit has paid off!
*puffs out chest*
*chews on hay stem*
Sigh. This is Going to be a boring ass evening. I went all the way to the SOs instead of home so he wouldn't feel ditched two nights in a row....got here and that bitch is already fast asleep. Now I gotta sit on the Internet all night with my pino g like a sad ol spinster. I don't even have a cat for company :(
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 9:39pm.
Dirty Birdie. ;-)
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
the lion is obviously not getting fed enough, throw the lion a hyena ;>
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 9:39pm.
Turt, both my inlaws are great. I think highly of my MIL. They are also slightly irritating, but great!
If everything is caught early with you MIL, that's key. It's a cliche but early detection is so important!
Keep us posted, and give Mr Turt a blow job for me (oh no I dih-ent!)
((((((((((((TURTS MIL))))))))))))))))
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Lol, THIS^^^ This is why I love you guys so much!