Since SamRo has an album of off-key dog howls to sell, she’s gotta get back out on the ho stroll to work it hard and that’s where her former partner in pussy Lindsay Lohan comes in. It’s been two years since SamRo and LiLo scissored the fleas off of each other, but just like a raggedy, beat down moth to a flamecrotch, they can’t stay away from one another. While SamRo was in NYC promoting her album, she reunited with LiLo and apparently picked at the crusty, stank, oozing scab called “their love.” A witness type told X17Online (via DM) that the lesbian Amy & Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake were touching on each other at a club called Le Baron on Tuesday night. This is what X17′s source said about the tenth (or twelfth, or twentieth.. I lost count) coming of ManSay (or whatever their stupid couple name was):
“Lindsay and Sam were whispering and laughing and they left the club holding hands. They didn’t care who saw them, and they definitely seem to be back on. It was just like the old days — they couldn’t get enough of each other!”
CORRECTION: It doesn’t sound it was totally like the old days. In the old days, the night would’ve ended with a boozed and coked up Blohan throwing herself on the hood of SamRo’s car after breaking several glasses in the bar because she thought she saw SamRo making clit flicking eyes at some cocktail waitress. But if X17 is telling the truth, I’m sure we’ll hear about acts of romance like that in the next few days.
And since the 2008 tomb is wide open and all the ghosts are coming out, can we please get a visit from La Pequeña?! I’ve put her face on every leche carton. Instead of looking at some boring ass pictures of LiLo’s lips trying to jump off of her face (see below), let’s relive the panty creaming brilliance of La Pequeña.
Lady CaCa wishes she could bring it like that!