Here Go Hell Come: These Two Are At It Again
Since SamRo has an album of off-key dog howls to sell, she's gotta get back out on the ho stroll to work it hard and that's where her former partner in pussy Lindsay Lohan comes in. It's been two years since SamRo and LiLo scissored the fleas off of each other, but just like a raggedy, beat down moth to a flamecrotch, they can't stay away from one another. While SamRo was in NYC promoting her album, she reunited with LiLo and apparently picked at the crusty, stank, oozing scab called "their love." A witness type told X17Online (via DM) that the lesbian Amy & Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake were touching on each other at a club called Le Baron on Tuesday night. This is what X17's source said about the tenth (or twelfth, or twentieth.. I lost count) coming of ManSay (or whatever their stupid couple name was):
"Lindsay and Sam were whispering and laughing and they left the club holding hands. They didn't care who saw them, and they definitely seem to be back on. It was just like the old days -- they couldn't get enough of each other!"
CORRECTION: It doesn't sound it was totally like the old days. In the old days, the night would've ended with a boozed and coked up Blohan throwing herself on the hood of SamRo's car after breaking several glasses in the bar because she thought she saw SamRo making clit flicking eyes at some cocktail waitress. But if X17 is telling the truth, I'm sure we'll hear about acts of romance like that in the next few days.
And since the 2008 tomb is wide open and all the ghosts are coming out, can we please get a visit from La Pequeña?! I've put her face on every leche carton. Instead of looking at some boring ass pictures of LiLo's lips trying to jump off of her face (see below), let's relive the panty creaming brilliance of La Pequeña.
Lady CaCa wishes she could bring it like that!
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Bisexuality DOES exist. A gay friend of mine was cheated on by his boyfriend, who's always been bi. I also know a girl who was in a very long relationship with another girl and then had several stories with men.
I don't know why people get so heated about this subject. It'd be much easier for people to be/claim to be gay, no?!
This is how I see it: Sam gets trashed, feeling sorry for herself for being universally panned and coming to the realisation that she really is the talentless Ronson. So she picks up LiLo for a bit of comfort and adoration. (Because L will suck up her arse, literally). No doubt Sam had to get a(nother?) restraining order to get rid of L the next day after she started talking about what sort of wedding they should have. Cracken will be in some hotel room cutting herself now. That arm bandage will make another appearance shortly.
Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 1:29am.
Lindsay is a fucking HOMOSEXUAL. Don't give me the bisexual shit. Everyone really knows that there is really no such thing as a real bisexual.
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aaawww, that's ssoooo cute!... i mean, it didn't work the way ya ran it, but... it's such a cute attempt!
OT: if Lindsay dies in a car crash, i will worry more about the car's well being.
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I can't believe some of you are not getting the pure genius that is La Pequena! Pole dancing on a train! Another Oscar winning performance!
Submitted by KA on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 12:33pm.
I agree with you to a certain extent. I really do think that she loved Sam at one time but now it just seems obvious to me she wants to move out of the hotel and hook up with someone to get her out of there.
Didn't she try for Terry Richardson? Ugh! She'll fuck anything to get what she wants.
Lindsay is a fucking HOMOSEXUAL. Don't give me the bisexual shit. Everyone really knows that there is really no such thing as a real bisexual.
Puke.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 6:26pm.
Yeah, they always look like they haven't showered in a few weeks.
Submitted by NeverEclipsed on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 9:01pm.
Mebbe she doesn't know any other rich lesbians? She'd never hook up with a poor one.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 6:30pm.
Totally heard the "breeders" thing. It's such a fucking offensive thing. Like if I called all gay men "buttfuckers," that wouldn't be offensive? So is "breeders."
My mom once encountered a gay roommate of my dad's who HATED her instantly even though they had never even met before. Maybe he had a crush on my dad and was jealous of my mom, I dunno. I think it never occurred to her tot ask.
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Dear chrisbrownin god London SHHHHHH....
I want to be lovely and defend you but just no. (and this is only because im British and your name has "london" in - simple i know!)
Abusers are just that, sexuality doesn't even come into it.
Why must she make that same fucking idiotic scowl everywhere she goes? What the hell is wrong with that girl?
Can someone tell her she can be a lesbian without dating SamRo?
Her life must be a Mobius strip. Same shit over and over again.
Submitted by Seen around London on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 6:25pm.
That's probably true about ERs anywhere. But one Chris Brown does not a pattern make.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by Seen around London: "Gay guys don't seem to hate women the way the straight guys do."
WHUT? You mean the guys who call us "fish" and "breeders"? THOSE gay guys? Who design intricately sadistic shoes and set trends that drive my weaker sisters to ED's?
(Hey, as long as we're generalizing...)
Well, the local hazmat guy will be happy because these two create such a miasma of filth and stench between them, he'll be on overtime.
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Not every just some and JMO.
Well there goes the small itty bitty chance of staying sober... With samros drug peddling sister... See ya
Submitted by Seen around London on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:23pm.
Nut fuck!
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Please: It's "rahnday."
These two will be back to snorting soon.
The white Lesbian version of Bobby & Whitney?
Where is La Paquena now? And what happened to Machine?? Those questions are more pressing than any labia-licking between SamRo and LiLo, who strangely look related in that pic...
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Seen around London on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:23pm.
Call me a nut fuck
Most men now a days don't want to date women, many of the ones who do just end up clocking their chimes with violence.
Gay guys don't seem to hate women the way the straight guys do
So delete straight guys and everybody wins.
Do any of you agree?
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I'll have to give to a great big WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIING ABOUT!!!?? and I could not disagree more. Straight guys HATE women and most want to beat them down and you think that's cool to throw out there?
I'm a straight guy who doesn't hate women and certainly doesn't want to "clocking their chimes with violence." but I guess I must just be one of the few that doesn't want to beat on women right??? again WTF!!!
I will say that has to be one of the stupidest and offensive fucking comments I've read on the D in a long time.
As dementa said you must really hate men to write something so unbelievably stupid.
Get a fucking clue!!
Sigh, these two again. I think this won't work for them as a PR stunt because they've wrung the drama out of it, and everyone seems to be getting bored of Blohan.
But at least it's mutually beneficial. SamRo gets some publicity for her new album, and Lindsay gets a place to crash, drugs and money.
Re: the picture above, why do they have matching scowls?
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Submitted by Seen around London on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:23pm.
Another thing is that women fight MUCH nastier than men. Women do thingsin a fight that men would never do.
You also ignore that women often abuse men, but men are often too ashamed to seek any help.
And where exactly did you get this idea that all straight men hate women, which makes no intrinsic sense because the human race would've gone extinct long ago if it was true? Are you a troll, a yaoi fangirl, a raging heterophobe or just self-loathing?
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Submitted by Seen around London on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:23pm.
No, you're a nutfuck. The majority of straight men do NOT abuse their partners, and there are a lot of gay men who LOATHE women. Certainly a higher percentage than straight men, because straight men don't see women as sexual competition.
You got some serious man-hating issues there if you want all heterosexual men to die. If you said that about gay men, you'd be set on fire by the posters here.
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Whamo, one is a German Shepherd and the other two are muttleys.
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Submitted by Seen around London on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:23pm.
Call me a nut fuck but she'd probably be better off being back with SR. Think about it. Most men now a days don't want to date women, many of the ones who do just end up clocking their chimes with violence.
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So you're saying that the majority of men abuse their significant others, partners, and wives?
yeah, you're a nut fuck alright.
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Lindsay may be better off with Sam. It just might calm her down.
La Pequeña is certainly comfortable dancing in a bikini in public that's for sure! I think that's pretty neat that she's not afraid to give a show! Whether that's appropriate in public tranportation... that's another matter. Haven't seen much of her in other videos, does she get racier? Don't mind her though ;)
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Oops, sorry. I clearly scrolled down too far when I tried to watch La Pequena video. Now I've seen her and... wow. Might have fewer nightmares about JApanese chicken-raper!
Get some help. These two are poison.
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Wait... am I the only one who gets a video of an Asian man running around after a bunch of chickens with scary bestiality-face expression?
Hekki, your description of Lilo getting all on a good-feelings high and then returning to her addictions made me laugh and think of Rayann Graff... I guess that makes SamRo her Ricki and Ali, her Angela.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:23pm.
Whamo, as of this past weekend, we have three dogs.
*sigh
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That's nice Doggie, what kind are they?
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:04pm.
Ugh! That little troll is skeeving me out!
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Right on GG! I'm sure some people are tip toeing around it because they don't want to be offensive but if you do a stunt like this, ESPECIALLY LIKE THIS and keep putting videos of yourself doing strange things then you're open for ridicule just like everyone else. She is offending ME by making me look at her half naked grotesquely bent body while she’s doing some sort of “sexy” diaper dance. What sort of reaction does she think she’ll get and what is her goal with these uploads? You want people’s attention well you got mine, now put some fucking clothes you skany assed little weirdo.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:23pm.
Whamo, as of this past weekend, we have three dogs.
*sigh*
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Awwww, you're a good egg Dog!
Submitted by KA: "i start to disagree when people call linds bisexual. i see her as an equal opportunity manipulator. ...that's not basic attraction. that's just fuckery on both sides of the fence. and with parents like hers im sure she's had more than one lesson in fucking someone over no matter who they are."
I think you nailed it. Reminds me of someone but I can't think of who...
Didn't Samantha sing some songs on the Mean Girls soundtrack? Maybe they are just working on a Grammy award winning song together for the Oscar winning movie that Lindsay is going to star in? I'm sure that's it.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 11:10am.
also you know why lilo went back? HAVE YOU SEEN SAMANTHA'S FINGERS?? they are like pencil thin 5 inch dicks... so just imagine when she sticks 3 of those up lindsay, its like getting finger banged by three maxfactor volume maximizer eye lash curlers.
you know they do that shit, cuz samantha ronsin is a fucking hobbit slut.
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bwaHAHAHA! this shit right here is why i love this site
Whamo, as of this past weekend, we have three dogs.
*sigh*
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The top picture shows some major furrow in the eyebrow area and possible teeth grinding?! ugh why the angry faces? Nevermind, that's Sam's signature pose, isn't it? haha
Anyway, what to say... maybe both have matured over the last two years and they'll be better for each other?? Can't help but think, if something was bad enough to break up over, then why go back? Also, both receive a lot more press in the relationship than out of it, there's also that! ;)
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LiLo has the fame, needs the money
SamRo has the money, needs the fame
A match made in publicity stunt heaven.
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Ugh! That little troll is skeeving me out!
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 12:27pm.
An album of off-key dog howls. Oh my freaking Lord.
*dies laughing*
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You will need to buy her album for your dog(s)
actually do you have a dog doggie?
I better start popping the popcorn, cause this shit is going to be a train wreck.
i start to disagree when people call linds bisexual. i see her as an equal opportunity manipulator. i know of a person in my life that is the same way. if she can weasel you out of shit by pretending to be sexually attracted to you or in love with you (she knows what works more - sexual or emotional), she'll do it whether you're male or female. that's not basic attraction. that's just fuckery on both sides of the fence. and with parents like hers im sure she's had more than one lesson in fucking someone over no matter who they are.
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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest
The above pic of the two of them is circa January 2009 - Not recent. That is why Lilo looks so good. It's on Celebrilarity (Sp?) website I believe...sorry I don't have link!
Wow, the timing of this is amazing. She has an album out, right?
An album of off-key dog howls. Oh my freaking Lord.
*dies laughing*
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