The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 2nd!

May 3, 2012 / Posted by:

Angelina stuck her bare leg out one too many times in front of adoring loonies. – Rocket

Runners-up:

Lindsay finally found a qualified team of specialists to strip the years of dirt, hair color, and weave glue from her follicles. – perky

It takes a village ….. to straighten out Ray J’s boomerang dick. – citizenstrange

The tsunami that was Jessica Simpson’s amniotic fluid finally reached the shores of Hawaii. – empiregirl

(Thanks, Lea!)

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