Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

May 3, 2012 / Posted by:

Which blonde bombshell celebrity is obsessed with Mitt Romney? Although she has never identified her political beliefs publicly (that we’re aware of), she apparently is in love with the candidate and told friends that if he becomes president, she someday plans on becoming his “Marilyn Monroe.” (BuzzFoto)

Well, when I think of the modern day Marilyn Monroe, I automatically think of Courtney Stodden. (File that under: One of the many reasons why I should stop thinking.) I look forward to the day when a patriotic tear trickles down my cheek as I watch Courtney Stodden coo out the Happy Birthday song to the president on a TV in the but (typo and it stays) station where I’m waiting to take a one way ride to Canada.

I also want this to be colonic-obsessed Fishsticks Paltrow, but only because I really want to see her carry a sign that reads: WILL SHITT FOR MITT!

Which potential reality show judge is terrified that the truth about her physical and mental health will cost her a job offer? The show’s producers don’t know that the young star has actually been in and out of rehab three times this year (and it’s four times if you count one interrupted stay where her team pulled her out of one facility and moved her to another). She has a serious cocaine and alcohol addiction and severe emotional issues and is still a fragile mess.

But it’s all about the money. Although she already has enough money to live on for the rest of her life, there’s a multi-million dollar payday at stake here. Her team – who have always cared more about the star’s bank account than her health – will do anything they have to do to prop her up and present her as a sober, mature professional and a good role model for young girls in order to get the gig. (Blind Gossip)

Demi Lovato, obviously. But don’t worry, that’s why Our Lady of Cheetos is there. Brit Brit will totally make Demi look lucid by comparison.

These two male artists – who are both solo stars – recently collaborated on the lyrics to a song that has not yet been released. The lyrics include a reference to a television star (not an actress) with whom the First Musician had a hot one-night stand. The song will be rapped/sung by the Second Musician, who hasn’t had sex with her. Yet. He is hoping that by mentioning her name in the song, she will be flattered enough to let him have a little taste as well. Even though she is married, we would bet good money that the Second Musician will get what he wants. (Blind Gossip)

Wheelchair Jimmy, Giada De Laurentiis and 2 Chainz. Exhibit: A

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