Open Post: Hosted By The Spitting Flower Of Chicago

May 2, 2012 / Posted by:

For a second there, I thought Roseanne got a new wig.

While a taping for WCIU in Chicago, a reporter and a cameraman witnessed a delicate swan decorate the sidewalk with her loogie blossoms over and over again. Homegirl hocks up so many phlegm bombs that you can practically smell the crust on them (and yes, they smell like GARDENIAS). But don’t worry, she’s just got a cold and it’s not catchable. So you won’t find yourself hocking up lung smegma, but you will find yourself hocking up dry heaves while watching this graceful beauty (with serious eyebrow game) hock up lung smegma.

And I’m pretty sure this is a viral for Red Bull….or the Etiquette School of Chicago.

via Break.com

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