Hot (And Stupid As Hell) Slut Of The Day!
Disclaimer: Dlisted is not giving this orange-glazed roasted beauty the Hot Slut title for the felony crimes she allegedly committed against her 5-year-old daughter. Dlisted does not condone putting your 5-year-old daughter in a stand-up tanning bed. IN THIS ECONOMY, you should not waste a tanning salon session on a 5-year-old. Their skin will burn, you'll end up in jail and all the money you spend on your bail could've been spent on like 200 skin baking sessions for yourself. If you want your 5-year-old's skin to be the same color (shade: melanoma leather) as you, just spray them down with orange house paint from Home Depot or slather them with those magical tan towels from HSN, which I almost bought last night. HSN + guzzling down 4 snack cups of 60 calorie chocolate pudding = the loss of all self control.
44-year-old Patricia Krentcil, who hails from the Florida of the Northeast New Jersey, found her chicken fried wrists in handcuffs for allegedly committing second-degree child abuse by putting her daughter in a tanning booth. Her daughter's kindergarten teacher overhead the girl bragging to her friends that her mommy took her tanning. When the kindergarten teacher inspected the girl's skin, she found a few sunburns. The police were called and Patricia was charged with felony child endangerment since it's against the law to put a kid under the age of 14 in a tanning booth. Patricia was released on $25,000 bail and will face a judge sometime today. But Patricia told NBC New York that it's all a misunderstanding. Patricia did take her daughter to the tanning salon, but the little girl was never exposed to the UV lights. Patricia says that her daughter got a little sunburnt while playing in the yard over the weekend. If you've ever wanted to know what it would look like if Magda's clit was able to speak words, watch Patricia defend herself in the interview below. WARNING: Watching this will fill you with the desire to eat pork rinds on a plate made of water-damaged leather. It might also expose your skin to UV rays, so I'd slather SPF 3000 on your monitor just in case.
My skin shriveled in fear and it's now three shades darker thanks to watching George Hamilton's skin idol in motion. When I licked my finger and put it on my monitor, I heard a sizzle sound. I bet even Patricia's piss is brown. You could use it as self-tanner!
I do not agree with Patricia's parenting skills, but I do agree with her choice to shop for lip liner in the black marker section of Rite-Aid. Sharpie lip liner is always the look. Wait. Or maybe that's not lip liner. Maybe Patricia's jerkyfied herself in a tanning booth so much that the edges of her lips burnt. Well, I have always said that the best part of an overbaked lasagna is its crispy, burnt edges.
And it goes without saying, but this is the future of Snooki's unborn baby.
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She has a supportive husband! I can't say the same, carry on.
She put a REDHEADED child in a fucking tanning booth. A REDHEADED child who CAN'T TAN. She might've well have put Snooki in Harvard's Department of Advanced Calculus for all the good it'd do.
It must be hell to have a child who's incapable of being infested with your special brand of looniness.
I think this story is a hoax. This woman is like 27 shades of black in every picture I have seen of her on the net. It reminds me of the story a while back of the mom who was supposedly giving her 7 year old beauty pagent kid botox injections. Just all kinds of what the fucks and fakery in this story.
Holy shit--she's my age, but looks like she could be my 68-year-old mother's high school best friend.
And the tanning's only part of it. She's got the rode-hard look that women who are longtime alcoholics get (and never get rid of, even after sobering up). And that cigarette voice? Yeah. Clean fucking living, man.
She looks like a Slim Jim.
"This fuckery could also double as an anthem for cats in the workforce." - Michael K, 5/1/12.
OK-KAY - WTF?!?!?
I bet you can strike a match on her skin.
WTF?!
Her skin has got to be rough and dry. And just why - please explain - why someone would think that look is good.
This may be the first person recorded to have a tanning addiction.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by rukiddingme: "... Also, there is no way in hell that a bench warrant is issued for you not paying a bill. That's horse shit."
I wondered about that. Also, it was issued in Camden, which is a huge drug hub. Which is probably 2 hours away from Nutley. Interesting.
My money says she's a crazy meth head. What's the story with the husband?
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There was an article on yahoo finance about "debtor's prison" just last week. It concentrates on Illinois, but says about 1/3 of the states allow this.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/jailed-for--280--the-return-of-debtors--pr...
Nonetheless, I'm sure this woman is on some kind of drugs.
I'm with saltydog here, why isn't the tanning salon also being held responsible?
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I suppose we have to take the tanorexic ho's word for it. She probably creeps out other kids so much that they made up this story, fueled no doubt by how horrible she looks.
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This bitch could not have made herself any uglier if she tried. Mother Nature is not responsible for this train wreck .. she did this all on her own..
I'm perplexed as to why her husband doesn't intervene .. he cannot enjoy crawling into bed with that thing every night.
...on another note -- that little girl is charming. I think she's just adorable.
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Actually I like red hair - I'm thinking about dying mine the purest red one can imagine just to piss people and their childish hatred against red haired people off. Maybe I should get a bunch of kids and dye their hair red too, and their friend's hair and my husband's hair and everybody who shakes my hand - some day I'll rule the world with the help of red haired people and the only ones to oppose us will be the overload of old people with their grey 'n' white hairs. HAHA! Actually, I'll dye their hair too.
I have suddenly lost my taste for dark roast coffee.
I caught this on tv tonight and, for a fleeting second, I thought that she was putting on an Al Jolson act in a left-field attempt to be "edgy".
When Kris Jenner, Dina Lohan and Katie Price seem practically Donna Reed-ish in the motherhood compartment by comparison, then you know that you better check yourself.
This is why you SHOULD NOT TAN young people. You're going to look like this wrinkled orange mummy when you're only in your 40s. I'm actually someone who didn't tan and I don't have wrinkles at all at age 44. Not even the slightest crows feet yet. (Some of it's due to good genetics but a lot has to do with the fact that I didn't tan) I do have the early stages of Madonna hands though which goes to show you can't stop the aging process on your hands...sucks but I don't have to wear "cool" gloves to cover them up just yet.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Were they gonna try out for toddlers and tiaras? That's the only defense I can come up with sorry and I live in NJ.
Poor little brat, ginger and ugly, Mother Nature sucks big time.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
She obviously wasn't happy with just being born stupid, she had to throw meth into the mix - nobody can tell me this is NOT junkie behavior. I agree with the posts about her warrant being for an unpaid bills - BS.... I should be doing Life, then.
Oh my goodness - this woman has some serious hang-up/addiction with tanning. I kind of think it is unethical for any tanning parlor to even let her use the place given how she looks.
But sheesh - I thought people quit going to tanning beds in the 80's. Gross.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 3:58pm.
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Um, no. I've been a (very) long time lurker. You're wrong about that.
She looks 60! Is this tanning *and* drugs/booze/cigs?
LOL! Aside from the overbaked potato look, the lipliner says it all. Lock her up.
LisaRose, I dont think you're racist.
But she does look like she should be down on one knee singing "Mammy".
Yes Lisa-Rose, but do you have a handicapped child and are those ebony and ivory pets rescued -about to have been put down but you rushed in 43 seconds before the needle was pushed in?
If so, then you're not a racist.
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I just saw the video. I didn't even know a white person could get that dark.
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OMG! I've been on dlisted over 4 years and I've been mostly ignored till today! I'm not racist, I was joking! Back in the day white people would never go in the sun because they didn't want to be brown and look like black people. That's all I was trying to say. If my friends heard me being called racist they would LAUGH! My husband is Navajo btw and all my dogs and cats are both white and black and I love them all. I guess I'll just stick to being saccharine instead sweet and low.....
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If anything shouldn't the tanning salon be the one in trouble here? The mother doesn't own the salon, she didn't program the machine.
Uhm 18/10/2012 hasn't existed yet? And for her it never will because she tan herself to death by mid summer.
someone stuck their dick in that creature? Ahmazing...she is the stuff of nightmares, thank God I hate getting tanned...she would make a nice wallet though.
Submitted by Scottish on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 4:09pm.
She looks like a bag of burned up assholes.
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Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 3:59pm.
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it is kind of dated...
I usually call them "black" if I have to distinguish race ..
and yet ...
Black people call themselves "people of color"... and
NAACP = National Association for the Advancement of Colored People
..so I guess at least some of them, don't find it too offensive .. although it does reminisce of Jim Crow days, I think..
Her husband has/had a bunch of warrants, too. Those poor kids.
She looks like a gnome that fell into a vat of tang. This is just gross!! Who looks at themselves when they are that tan and is happy with it? I wonder why she thinks this is attractive. Because it isn't. At all. She looks like a bag of burned up assholes.
"Racism is in all of us, the challenge is to actually identify it so that we can do something about it."
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I'm not one for political correctness but I agree with another poster that calling someone "colored" is so dated. My hometown is such a place, very stuck in a time warp and they love that term. The worst part is they pride themselves on being politically liberal and accepting of all people but it's as if they don't realize that the term not only sounds racist but just dumb.
"lisbet" - you do post under different names, right?
I got vibes from you from the beginning. Just...something. Don't know what. I might just be insane/wrong/delusional/all of the above.
You seemed to "know" everyone and be in on the jokes within a day. At least you've stopped bashing America for a bit.
Oh now...look what I started...but I'm entitled to my nutty opinion, I guess. Just put it down to a lack of medication :)
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that's not Magda ?
http://theyayornay.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/MagdaSomethingAboutMar...
oh yeah, and what idiot brings their little kid to a tanning salon ? you want to fry your own skin into a russet baked potato, that's one thing... leave your kid out of it.
this twat has some sort of karmic bitchslap coming. I hope.
cuuute kid by the way. just adorable. she could totally be a Weasley if there was ever another Harry Potter film.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 2:19pm.
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Ah, you're right. Thanks for the perspective check!
Submitted by Mento on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 2:01pm.
Something in the milk ain't clean: shouldn't she be the same shade in her interview as her mug shot? Presumably they happened within days of each other.
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I believe I read on one of the links (MK's or someone else's) that the arrest was on 4/24 (who knows what's up with that datestamp +5 months early), and I assume the video was for a news story today or yesterday, so that's about a week. Still pretty freaky for a week. But she was probably in a hurry to get her base before Memorial Day weekend.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 2:15pm.
I actually like you, so I am not trying to argue, but if Gobbler, in your opinion, is overly sensitive, so what? There might be a day here (and trust me Lisbet, there usually is on the d) when something that is said will offend you and others will not understand why. It's just the way the world on dlisted is.
Have a good one, and I mean that. I am off to a meeting. UGH!
No matter how good people think it looks, tanning beds are so bad for the skin. The worst part is that these businesses market themselves to teens and this should really be stopped. Poor little girl! Crazy woman!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 2:10pm.
There in lies the problem, you don't see the problem in what is offending to some people, and instead of hurling insults yourself, you might TRY to understand where some are coming from. YOU might not see the problem, BUT that does not mean that the problem does not exist.
Not trying to be a bitch, just trying to help you see that there are two sides to this argument, and you are only seeing the one.
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Fine, but I still maintain that Gobbler is being oversensitive and completely misinterpreting what Lisa actually said. It was a play on white racism in the past. And yes, a *lot* of black American women *were* the "hired help" in the past. The social system that kept that going was unfair, but it's still a fact.
And considering that my husband is black, it pisses me off that she's calling me a racist at every opportunity.
Submitted by rukiddingme: "... Also, there is no way in hell that a bench warrant is issued for you not paying a bill. That's horse shit."
I wondered about that. Also, it was issued in Camden, which is a huge drug hub. Which is probably 2 hours away from Nutley. Interesting.
My money says she's a crazy meth head. What's the story with the husband?
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 2:06pm.
There in lies the problem, you don't see the problem in what is offending to some people, and instead of hurling insults yourself, you might TRY to understand where some are coming from. YOU might not see the problem, BUT that does not mean that the problem does not exist.
Not trying to be a bitch, just trying to help you see that there are two sides to this argument, and you are only seeing the one.
Submitted by _fail_ on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 12:46pm.
NUTLEY, New Jersey. Priceless.
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I was just going to point that out.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 2:04pm.
Um, it's 2012 - we don't use the word "coloured" to describe people.
Disgusting.
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Maybe it's a cultural thing, but I'm not seeing a problem with it.
Thanks Cuppy :)
My problem with LisaRose's statement is that she makes a huge assumption in stating for a fact what EVERYONE'S ancestors would have thought.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 1:36pm.
Um, it's 2012 - we don't use the word "coloured" to describe people.
Disgusting.
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Submitted by Gobbler on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 1:59pm.
What LisaRose posted was offensive; by typing "our white ancestors" she assumes that her audience are all as lily white as she is, and if LisaRose sees someone with dark skin and assumes that they are "hired help" then she is racist.
But you racists have to defend each other, amiright?
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FFS.
(1) "Our" does not have to include you. If I hear my best friend talking about "our children", I assume that "our" refers to herself and her husband, not herself and whoever she's talking to.
Not everything is about you.
(2) I really don't know if you're being deliberately dense, or if you're just stupid.
Yet.
Again:
It was a play on white racism. In the past, white people might have looked at someone like that, assumed she was coloured, and then assumed she was a servant.
Seriously, try actually reading some time.