The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 1st!
May 2, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K
The Three Sirens of Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig and NutriSystem come to take the afterbirth away following Maxwell’s delivery. – Migraine Sally
Runners-up:
After 9,999 Kardashian-Jenner family photo shoots, Khloe finally gets to be the one that goes nude. – Zombabe
Difficult Brown capitalizes on its 15 minutes of fame by agreeing to pose for Playboy. – perky
Upon hearing the news that Octomom was getting ready to unleash a self-fapping porn video upon the world, George Lucas digs up the corpse of Jabba The Hutt in order to cash in on what will be TLC’s new reality show: HORRIFYING THINGS I MASTURBATED TO. – Kristoff The Devil
(Thanks, Ben)
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