Afternoon Crumbs

May 2, 2012 / Posted by:

Miley Cyrus is either giving the paps a break from taking pictures of her face or she’s got a herp sore garden on her lips – ICYDK

RDJ’s herp derp face tells me that he’s got the farts – Lainey Gossip

The orgasm supercut can also double as the suffering a brain freeze while getting possessed by an alien supercut – Towleroad

Please, like GOOP does something as provincial as fucking. She just gets her servants to do it for her. – The Superficial

Kate Upton modeling A-Rod’s new Yankees uniform – Hollywood Tuna

Denise Richards looks like a plastic pug caught in the headlights – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Still hotter than Khloe KardashianCelebitchy

Junior Seau has passed away – The Big Lead

Panty Creamer of the Day: Parker HurleyThe Berry

You’ll never believe this shit, but professional bikini model Candice Swanepoel is in a bikini – Popoholic

Simon Cowell needs to stop leaking pages from his X-Factor fan fiction to the media – Popsugar

Slip these in your “RiRi bones strippers” blind items file – IDLYITW

Please tell me there’s going to be a smoke monster biopic – Videogum

Khloe Kardashian doesn’t believe in divorce, because if she gets sick of Lamar she’ll just eat him – I’m Not Obsessed

RiRi SANS FARDS – Moe Jackson

Cee Lo’s old mug shot needs more sequins – Hollywood Rag

The Pinterest of a teenage girl who is really obsessed with the fashions of 2001 hurled all over Heather MorrisGo Fug Yourself

That hot piece from Vampire Diaries is now CaCa-free – Just Jared

Dominic Monaghan is trying to get himself some twat on Twitter – Celebslam

Phantom of the Starbucks – Cityrag

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