SamRo Is Trying To Be A Singer Now
Lindsay Lohan's former partner in pussy is taking a break from making hundreds of thousands of dollars for pressing playing on iTunes at parties and is trying to the whole singing thing. I have no doubt that SamRo can press the fuck out of a play button on an iPod, but daaaamn her singing voice makes me wish she came with a mute button. SamRo's album "Chasing the Reds (An Ode To Period Sex)" is out now and she warbled out one of the songs on LIVE! With Kelly this morning. If you've ever told a lame dog that its soul-killing painful yelp is the worst thing that has ever touched your ears, then you need to send that lame dog an apology card. Because this shit is worst. SamRo getting a record tells me that every drunk frat boy who sounds like hell while singing a Bruno Mars song during karaoke night at the sports bar (you know who you are) should also get a record deal.
I was going to throw hate at Kelly Ripa for saying that SamRo's piece of shit song is going to be all the rage in bars, but then I realized that she's probably telling the truth. Whenever a bar is slow, they're going to put on this SamRo song and BOOM! Every ho in there will buy a shot of EVERYTHING and drink until the booze overflows up into their head and drowns out their sense of hearing.
via Radar
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It must be nice to have your life covered by a trust. You can fuck around well into your thirties, having accomplished absolutely nothing, and still manage to get further than a Julliard graduate or a kid who's devoted his/her entire life to DJing the for real way.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
I've worked in the music industry for 22 years (for major record labels in Los Angeles).
I worked with many major A&R reps, and sat in zillions of marketing meetings, watched bands get signed and become famous, and i can tell you that if we'd played her cd, it would've been thrown into the trash can after 30 seconds.
TRULY AWFUL. She and her band have ZERO talent.
ursulahotname, unfortunately nepotism and knowing the right people helps a lot - but I know what you mean... it sucks!
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Hoe, sit down! You know you can't sing for shit.
As a professional singer who has never munched on Lilos rotting tuna bush o flames, im pretty offended that one can sound like fucking shit and still get on daytime talk shows to promote their act simply because they DID, and because they have some sort of famous siblings. Im going to go chew on my sweater in frustration.
Submitted by christine the hoff: "She is to singing what mother's day is to the orphanage."
Brilliant. Comment of the day.
Isn't she rich? She should should just stop embarrassing herself. She dresses like a skater boy and when I saw one of her playlists it was like the list of every obvious disco song. I thought top dj's got exclusive mixes but she basically puts on "Now That's What I Call Music" and takes a smoke break.
I used to sort of think that she was the sensible one in the lohan thing and it was all lindsay being crazy but this chick is just too stupid and her money has insulated her from anyone that would say "your mom dresses you funny."
Eat a dick, SamRo.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
This guest and performance lets us know the direction and status of this show since Regis left.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
I just listened to it. She looks like a boy-bander wannabe. And she really needs to pick a key. She was so in and out of key, I thought for a second she was peen!
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Kelly Ripa needs her ass kicked (in general) but even more so for gushing about this crap. And I love how SamRo is actually serious about her singing. LOL!
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Dark-sided!
I'm no expert but DJ'ing I like her brother better. In singing, I'll be nice, I just don't FEEL IT! As for her personality, well... a highlight was hanging out with Lohan, nuff said. Got nothing else. Besides you all said it better, hahahha ;]
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Thanks, Cbert.
Jim, where you been, fucker?
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
she still looks unwashed...and this is a joke, right?
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Roseanne Barr
Why is Kelly lying to her? It is so catchy, so great. Child please...
(973) Jersey Strong
It isn't real until Jim weighs in.
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I never got what DJ's exactly do. Play their itunes list? Is that artistic? And she does karaoke too!
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
christine the hoff, LOL!
Gosh she really is shit.
I do Pagents!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Jim! It's like a reunion in here.
DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB CHASING PUSSY BITCH, YOU FUCKING SUCK!
She is to singing what mother's day is to the orphanage.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
She already tried this singer song writer bullshit years ago. She was signed to Rocca but they dropped her because no one gave a shit.
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 6:42pm.
I'm coming out of comment posting retirement for this one. Not only can she not sing, she has the stage presence of an anal wart. My apologies to all the anal warts of the world.
Wow! Is there really such thing as an anal wart? I'm too afraid to Google that.
That's some truly awesome pay off for eating vajayjay. If she hadn't known Lohan, she would just be my friendly guitar toting lesbian neighbor singing at open mike night at my local coffee shop.
I'm almost proud I made it to 1:35 seconds in.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
Thanks a whole lot, karaoke.
Not a scratch on Phoebe Buffay and "Smelly Cat"
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P.S- Who is the ghey with Kelly?
Submitted by Bowchickawawa: "I'm coming out of comment posting retirement for this one..."
Why did you retire, hor? We need your snark here.
The song isn't bad, but her singing is. Jeez.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 6:35pm.
I kinda miss her dlisted appearances. Key word: kinda.
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I was just thinking the same thing today before MK posted this, and VOILA, a SamRo post.
I can't even with this tone deaf bitch. Who's muff did she munch on to get a record deal - not LiLo that's for sure.
BOW? *rubs eyes* BOW??????? How are you doing????
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Dear autotune, you are forgiven, please come back.
Do I dare listen?
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If she has a good voice, this song conceals it well. On the other hand, its interesting to see the song Hand Jive given different words. As someone mentioned, it sounds like Faith too. So its so derivative we can't tell which songs they are copying.
I like her as a sex object, but she's gotta hit the reset button on this project and at the very least find a better song. She's no janis, so better keep from shouting.
Musically, I prefer minimalist arrangements, but if she insists on continuing, I recommend lots of reverb and auto-tune.
I'm coming out of comment posting retirement for this one. Not only can she not sing, she has the stage presence of an anal wart. My apologies to all the anal warts of the world.
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it was better when George Michael sang it - you know, that song, Faith.
go back to playing with yer ipod fug!
She ain't no Mark Ronson, that's for damn sure.
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FunFilled, your avatar is so adorable.
You know what chaps my wide-load ass? Why is Kandi Burruss writing songs for talentless assholes when she can SING her damned self?
Please answer me that damned riddle.
Submitted by FunFilled on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 6:36pm.
LMAO!
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Secondhand embarrassment over here. Cringe!!
egad, kinda makes ke$ha sound like pavarotti.
that was the flaccid vocals of a delusional & awkward undescended 12 yr old rockin' his bar mitzvah as the hosts are cleaning up.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Couple things:
1. She needs a good night sleep and concealer
2. Oh Fuck No.
I kinda miss her dlisted appearances. Key word: kinda.
At least it keeps her from being an Ipod DJ.
SHE CANNOT SING.
I love my Lesbian friends, I love them dearly and close to my heart, but, I will NOT lie tell that this woman can sing. NO.
She needs to spend more time in the garage to even sound as good as a garage band.
She sounds like the Beaver going through puberty.
WHAT was that??????? I cannot believe that was serious. Surely that was a joke, right?