RuPaul's Drag Race: Dick Did Willam In
On last night's grand finale of RuPaul's Drag Race (click here to see the whole thing), Willam finally burped up the rule she broke that led to her getting banished to the land of misfit wigs. Willam didn't get sashayed away for cheating on a challenge or for being Shangela in disguise. Willam fucked himself by getting fucked!
When you make the cast of Drag Race, you have to tuck that fact into your mouth and you're not allowed to tell anyone. Willam tried to convince his husband that he was off to Europe to shoot a movie, but ho didn't believe him and followed him to the hotel where he fucked the crown away. Willam later told producers that the muffled moans coming from his room weren't from Phi Phi trying to take the competition out by suffocating him with a breastplate. Willam told them the truth and that's why she was told to take a final strut down the catwalk. Here's the Disqualification of Willam in her own words:
Willam: “When you go away to Drag Race, you can’t tell anyone — it’s top secret. And I told my husband I was doing a non-union horror movie in Europe, which I’ve done before and they suck, so don’t watch them. And he didn’t believe me. He was like, ‘Why you gotta take all this drag?’ So I lied, and he followed me to the hotel. The first night, he walked on my door, and it was a delivery!”Ru: “So in other words, you were receiving conjugal visits from your husband and, unfortunately, that was in violation of the rules?”
Willam: “Visiting makes it sound like we were visiting — there wasn’t no talking. But they were very long visits — he’s 6’6″.”
I've always said that if you're going to screw yourself out of $100,000, you might as well have something to show for it like a sore asshole and a sex spot on the hotel sheets. Peen is the only acceptable reason for getting DQ'ed from a competition.
Willam's explanation for barfing on the side of the stage didn't make it into last night's episode, but Entertainment Weekly was at the taping and they said she ate too much food. Willam knew she was going to get eliminated and so she ate her feelings at lunch.
Willam explained that she knew she was getting eliminated from the show, so during her lunch break that day, she gorged herself. If you remember, she was wearing a corset-style top that day. So it was simply biology at work: She ate too much and was squeezed into something too small to hold it — so something had to go. Willam did explain, however, that she cleaned up the mess herself.
This explanation makes sense when you remind yourself that Willam's idea of food is anything that comes in a bottle with the word VODKA written on it. Please, like that bitch eats food!
As for the queen who took it all, you won't get any complaints from me. If the crown didn't go to Chad Michaels, the graceful flower plucked from the Laurie Waring garden, then it needed to go to Sharon Needles. Anybody but Phi Phi's Gene Hackman in drag looking ass.
Okay, maybe I have one complaint. Sharon wore a Ouija board headpiece that blocked the tiara Ru put on her head. Sharon is officially the queen now so it's her duty to always keep her head crown-ready from now on.
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Submitted by tornadolie on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 4:36pm.
latrice was busted for possession of a controlled substance, MDMA.
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18 months for MDMA? if that isn't an argument for changing drug laws, I don't know what is.
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I've had it with people bustin' poor little PhiPhi's chops. The show was fun the entire season because the producer's egged on (or outright coached) her. Sharon Needles' funniest stuff was in response to her, and PhiPhi didn't come up with "She got busted. Busted!! BUSTED!!!!" on her own when Willam was canned.
If Phi phi had any kind of personality and some sense of humor about herself, oh and some maturity, she would have had a chance. I'm surprised she went as far as she did.
Latrice served his time for his crime. I loved him/her from jump. I am glad he won Miss Congeniality. I just hope Sharon doesn't totally blow off being glamorous. I lover her punk rock approach.
BTW, there's no way Willam broke just ONE rule. Please, he's way too slick.
If Phi phi had any kind of personality and some sense of humor about herself, oh and some maturity, she would have had a chance. I'm surprised she went as far as she did.
Latrice served his time for his crime. I loved him/her from jump. I am glad he won Miss Congeniality. I just hope Sharon doesn't totally blow off being glamorous. I lover her punk rock approach.
BTW, there's no way Willam broke just ONE rule. Please, he's way too slick.
Submitted by Iwannabedorothy... on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 6:54pm.
anyone who does not want to follow that rule -- or any other of the rules -- can just not apply for the competition. they know what they're getting into. no one is being "made" to do anything
happy Sharon Needles won, i wanted to drop kick PhiPhi [i call her "Arf Arf" cuz the bitch is always barking about something] to hell from week 1 on, Chad's (imo) excessive surgery was off-putting to me but as a person i liked him almost as much as Latrice. agree with whomever said Latrice was the most queen-like (i.e. closest to having the spirit of us natural born vagina carriers). i can't wait to see what Logo does for Willem -- he was the prettiest and funniest [someone mentions below his "your tone seems very pointed right now" line to Arf Arf -- i almost broke my DVR re-winding that and laughing. from the comments of the other contestants when he was eliminated (ignoring Arf Arf's "your the most disgusting person in the universe hysterics) he did more cheating than just fucking his husband. the using the laptop his husband brought to buy stuff for the competition sounds about right
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Pretty awful making them LIE to their SPOUSES, seems to me.
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LOL, I hadn't noticed the socks in the jocks of the top pic. I must be slipping... hahaha
Still glad Sharon won but all the ladies did a great job. Hope they can turn this into further success! ;P
*whispers* I think RuPaul is way better than Tyra. There, I said it! hehehee
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Phi Phi needs more make up lessons. She always has the Lohan glow.
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Submitted by agirl on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 2:16pm.
Me no unnerstan'. You can't have sex while you are competing in Drag Race? For why?
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Please pay attention... *ahem* NO ONE CAN KNOW YOU ARE ON THE DAMN SHOW, AGIRL! HE/SHE WAS TAKING IT UP THE TAILPIPE FROM HIS/HER HUSBAND AT THE HOTEL WHICH IS APPARENTLY FROWNED UPON. NOT THE TAILPIPE PART, THE HUSBAND KNOWING. HELLO.
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I still don't get it! Maybe I have the dumbs today but couldn't the guy LIE to his husband or just not tell him? Are the only people who stay at this hotel drag queens in competition for RuPaul? (I don't watch the show, have only seen one or two episodes)
I know, I know, "Don't talk with your mouth full."
*slaps Jack on the ass and tells him to get back in the bedroom where he belongs*
Why is Pete Burns not a part of this show???
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
ALSO....what was the pit crew stuffing their jockeys with? Mon Dieu!!!
Lamest reason ever to get kicked off of a show.
HOORAY FOR SHARON!!! I love when people are awarded for thinking outside of the box.
I feel bad for Chad. I really think he deserved to win. He seems very kind and professional (on TV anyway).
Phi Phi chewed off her own tail. It's sad, but karma is a bitch.
I ordered Logotv channel last nite just so I can watch the finale on my TV as oppose to the ipad.
Love me some motherfucking Latrice Royale. Her kindness and positivity shined from Day 1.
Love me some Chad Michael. All around classy and professional. I would have been happy if she won.
Love me some Sharon Needles. I didnt understand her type of drag but I am believer now. She has a great heart and I LOVE THAT SHE WON OVER Phi Phi. Sharon ate alot of shit from Phi Phi. Though I am lil concerned about recent reports of Sharon's use of derogatory terms towards minorities.
Now Phi Phi. That nasty little biatch. I am sorry she had a rough life so do many people but it does not give you the right to backstab friends and colleagues to get ahead and spew negativity all day.
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Long live Latrice Royale!
latrice was busted for possession of a controlled substance, MDMA.
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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 3:32pm.
And VIVA Latrice "Muthafuckin'" Royale! What *did* she go to prison for anyway? Not that it matters because she's free as a bird now.
Sharon does NOT have bad teeth...it's a gap. Are we that fucking picky these days????? Get real. Jiggly and Phi Phi are another matter with all their missing teeth and shit. That I can understand. Oh and Jiggly obviously needs to lay off the lollypops....they aren't helping her mouth one iota, they just bring attention to the mess going on in there.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
you can't have sex with your own husband? is this a miss america rule too?
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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 3:32pm.
Did Chad have even MORE plastic surgery before the finale? She looked a little dysmorphic, which is sad because she's truly talented.
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Yes, the lips!! They were so inflated. Looked painful.
Did Chad have even MORE plastic surgery before the finale? She looked a little dysmorphic, which is sad because she's truly talented. The show couldn't have picked her, now that I think about it, because Sharon represents the future, and Chad, like it or not, is already on the edge of being a classic.
Phi Phi just needs professional help. Seriously, violence like that distorts you, and she's got a lot of talent. If she starts working out her shit early she'll have a chance to not burn everyone who gets close to her.
Gotta love Willam. Too bad "Ugly Betty" isn't still on, he would have been made a recurring character for sure, if they were smart.
And VIVA Latrice "Muthafuckin'" Royale! What *did* she go to prison for anyway? Not that it matters because she's free as a bird now.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 3:08pm.
Sorry but what is it with these queens and bad teeth? I nearly couldn't look at any of their faces when they were talking heads because their bad teeth disgusted me. Chad and Willam had lovely teeth - all the rest had monstrously deformed dentition - Sharon, Latrice, Milan, Phi, and worst of all Jiggly. And then I looked in the audience and Sharon's boyfriend who is also a queen has got nasty teeth too. Jesus.
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Probably the lesser known queens don't make much money and they probably sink it all into wigs and dresses. I highly doubt they have any kind of health insurance. Willam and Chad are both fairly successful at what they do and probably have the money to get their teefs fixed.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 3:00pm.
Someone already blew (ahem!) the lid: his husband was bringing him shit, not just dick. Brought him a laptop, which he used to order clothes and other things online for the challenges, which were brought to him at the hotel. So, nothing remotely scandalous. Just dragging out the "mystery" for ratings.
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That makes SO MUCH more sense. Because it is never a secret which reality show a person is going to be on, but the shows themselves do need to maintain high standards and practices to ensure the contest is fair.
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Submitted by BoredSlore on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 3:00pm.
The only decent thing she did on that show was give Chad his phone call home.
You know, I loved Phi for that - but until reading your post, I'd totally forgotten about it, simply because his subsequent trail of deceitful fuckery in the remaining weeks afterwards wiped it out of my mind. :-/
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I never forgot about it however, after seeing her cuntiness I think it was just to keep her in Chad;s good graces as Chad was like the ONLY ONE who tried to be her friend and protect her. She is FULL of fucking T and Shade.... NOT a good role model.
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i understand not letting people have phone calls home or whatever.. but not letting them tell the people in their life where they are going is absolute bullsh*t...
Sorry but what is it with these queens and bad teeth? I nearly couldn't look at any of their faces when they were talking heads because their bad teeth disgusted me. Chad and Willam had lovely teeth - all the rest had monstrously deformed dentition - Sharon, Latrice, Milan, Phi, and worst of all Jiggly. And then I looked in the audience and Sharon's boyfriend who is also a queen has got nasty teeth too. Jesus.
Submitted by BoredSlore on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 3:00pm.
The only decent thing she did on that show was give Chad his phone call home.
You know, I loved Phi for that - but until reading your post, I'd totally forgotten about it, simply because his subsequent trail of deceitful fuckery in the remaining weeks afterwards wiped it out of my mind. :-/
Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 2:52pm.
I scanned this post a couple of times and I still don't know what it's about. Meh.
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 2:51pm.
I love Latrice, but in her last 3 weeks there she really dropped the ball (ahem!) and I think she deserved to leave when she did. Queen of my heart though.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 2:33pm.
Chad was the true winner, IMO,
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LOVED me some Chad Michaels. Sharon Needles will definitely bring a different *flavour* to the Drag Race Tour... while Chad would have brought a TON of Class.
I just loved Phi-ckie didn't win. Oh boo whoo I had a shitty childhood so I should get away with treating everyone around me shitty! The only decent thing she did on that show was give Chad his phone call home. Everything else was ALL about the money, not be a role model.
Phuck Phi!
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I've READ that RuPaul was so protective of the winner not being leaked that last week with that closed audience they taped three different endings with all three of them having reaction shots at winning and crowning. Even when it was filmed until last night I don't think they actually revealed to the 3 or that live audience who actually won.
Submitted by Furry-Hunk-Of-M... on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 2:44pm.
There is an interview on Gawker today and Willam says that still isn't the reason he was kicked off. He says he will only reveal the true reason once he is signed to Logo. Hmmm.
Someone already blew (ahem!) the lid: his husband was bringing him shit, not just dick. Brought him a laptop, which he used to order clothes and other things online for the challenges, which were brought to him at the hotel. So, nothing remotely scandalous. Just dragging out the "mystery" for ratings.
willam is a lying queen...there's more to her story besides getting dicked by husband...she's still a funny bitch though...since latrice is the queen who i wanted to win and didn't, i was ok with sharon or chad winning...and phi phi i did not like...
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I scanned this post a couple of times and I still don't know what it's about. Meh.
Latrice should of been wearing that crown. She won Miss Congeniality but IMO she represented the fiercest and most real queen ever!
Long live Latrice Royale!
when you can just look at the tranny's on the first show and tell who's gonna win. It is time to give it up!
Enough with this irrelevant garbage.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
There is an interview on Gawker today and Willam says that still isn't the reason he was kicked off. He says he will only reveal the true reason once he is signed to Logo. Hmmm.
I was happy but not surprised Sharon won, Chad winning would have made me happy too, it wasn't like Phi Phi had a chance anyways. I always loved Willam, but I loved him even more on the reunion, his sense of humor and putting Phi Phi in his place was fabulous.
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I was team Willam all the way! Willam had me when he said to Phi Phi "your tone is very pointed" lolz. What really clinched it for my love of Willam is when he barfed all over the side of the stage in front of Pamela Anderson. I was pissed when he was kicked off! After that i switched to team Sharon Needles. If it couldn't be Willam winning, i was glad that Sharon won it. The right queen won.
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I don't watch this show, but what is going on in the main pic with the peen situation?
*crosses legs*
Chad was the true winner, IMO, if it couldn't be Willam (who, I should add, was the most entertaining contestant ever and pretty much stole the show from the other three anyway)
Sharon might have been """unique""" but her drag was fucking sloppy on more occasions than it was on point. Let's just pretend Phi Phi was never a contender.
Almost EVERY Untucked show had talks along the lines of "Oh what does your family think about you being on the show?". Alaska, Sharon's BF, sent her a video at only the first or second show saying "Have fun taping in LA". The Detective LaToya in me thinks they're covering up **Patsy sniff-sniff**.
I thought the finale was OK but I didn't like the ganging up on PhiPhi or Sharon's getup, which I thought was her worst the entire season. Did she PURPOSELY get her opening beer mug costume at......wait for it.....Party City?! I think she did!
The show would have been boring without PhiPhi. Sharon is always clever. She'd get her finale costume at Party City and let you figure her out.
Why can't you tell anyone? You just pack all of your dresses, heels, wigs, and suitcases of make-up and tell people that you're going "away" to an undisclosed location? WTF?
Good enough but I wouldn't trust Willam either if she said she was going off on some strange project with all her drag in tow... LOL Kinda romantic the hubby was visiting her! *muah* I still think the dazed look in the end and all the hoarking pointed to going overboard on the drugs/booze...) ;]
I was rooting for Sharon to win, SO I was GLAD she did, YAY!
"Peen is the only acceptable reason for getting DQ'ed from a competition." - Good lawd, truer words were never spoken, AMEN!
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I was not a fan of sharon needles when I first saw the bloody pics posted on DListed. BUT! I was wrong wrong wrong. I fell in love with her! If Latreace (spelling?) was not gonna be the winner *sad face*, I was happy it was Sharon Needles! Yay! My best girl thought it would be Chad, but she were wrong. HA! *does the I told you so dance*
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Why are they throwing Steven Tyler off the stage?
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And the decline of western civilization continues...lol! WTF!
It's a good thing the lady on the left is sitting properly and keeping her balls from hanging out.
Deleting dupe post... but I maintain: Sharon motherfucking Needles.
Please always post about Sharon Needles, MK. Never not post about Sharon Needles. Sharon Needles Sharon Needles Sharon Needles.