Tuesday, May 1st 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Li Li

You don't need a bike lock when you've got Li Li who can guard your shit from thieves and look adorable while doing so. Meanwhile, my dog just completed his 45th nap of the day and he's still looking at me like, "Bitch, stop typing so loud. Some of us are trying to sleep."

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the original bellaluna's picture

Dog, his name is Liam, and when he was a baby I started calling him Lilibear. It's since been shortened to Lili. He's a boy.

Story clear enough now? If not, read what I wrote to Irish Fury.

Dog's picture

Not to put too fine a point on it (more like a stiletto) this is what I mean by a certain someone not being able to keep her stories straight:

Submitted by the original be... on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 6:56pm.
Thank you so much, ladies (and/or gents). I've had tears since I've been on this thread. (Lili is my toddler's nickname.)

Submitted by the original be... on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 10:39pm.
I have to go put little boy to bed. I'll be back tomorrow.

So which is it, huh? Boy or girl? OOPS!

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Thamar's picture

Fat cats and hair color talk now this is what dlisted does best. Missed the fashion police on the dinner in DC. PMK was everywhere all weekend with a huge smile. The downlow is that the first children watch the Ktrashians. Not outta touch with the ppl..haha. Like me trying to censor SITC when my kid was young. Hopeless.

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TR keeping you in thoughts. My creaky old XP laptop bit the dust so reg dlisting is on pause. You are a hero to me and thank you for all you share here. Could say that about many. You can transform situations with what you got going. And others get inspired. <3 <3 <3

WithinReason...'s picture

Greetings ESE!! Haven't heard the songs on tap tonight, but bet they're great! Hope it's been a good week for ya! ;)

Did you see the stuff Wowlie put out? No fair this time of night! Hehehehe

*waves to Mickey for when she gets here*

Night all!

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Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"
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WithinReason...'s picture

Thank you Wowl, you always bring the best stuff!

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"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"
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WinterOwl22's picture

For Mickey: << cheesecake!

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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!

WinterOwl22's picture

Bigbendy, YUM! Home made burritos are even better! 

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WinterOwl22's picture

WithinReason, yes, they were beers!

Help yourself: 

ESE, you can help yourself to as many of my feathers as you wish!

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WithinReason...'s picture

Hi Televised, hope you're doing well today. Sorry in and out as hafta get the place ready for some company tomorrow... such a nightmare hahaha anyway out for a bit! ;)

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"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"
♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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WithinReason...'s picture

Haha BigBendy, I was gonna tell Wowl that too! When she mentioned burritos the other day I was starving!! Serves me right, no! At least she didn't say fajitas! haha Anyway, hello to ya as well! ;p

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"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"
♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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TelevisedRevolution's picture

hey y'all! :)

I'm wiped out.

I heard "Born to Run" on the radio last night and it gave me full body chills. Especially the Ronettes quote at the end. Is my life flashing before my eyes? Suddenly "Frampton Comes Alive" and "Born To Run" become like acid trips from the angels? Should I go towards the light?

Anyway, that's my drive-by. May we all find someone who will scrape the shit off our butt at the end. Because I've seen what happens to those of us who don't and I'd rather crawl out onto pack ice and let the polar bears rip me apart and feed me to their cubs, while the arctic foxes snatch up the leftovers.

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God don't like ugly.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

well... maybe just one more...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quBCjo2rUZg

be good to each other, folks!... that includes you, pippy!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

gotta do at least one, right?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hUql1dQ2Nk

see ya for now, all!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 12:29am.
ESE!! What up dude? I've been hitting the wine bottle again tonight like a good Italian will do.
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ssooo, you've been chasing each glass with marinara sauce?... come on... do it proper!... HA!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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ESE!! What up dude? I've been hitting the wine bottle again tonight like a good Italian will do.

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 12:14am.
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Hey Owl, all that talk about burritos made me crave some today. I went to the grocery store so I could make veggie ones. I swear I'm PMS , but it's not that time yet.......mmmm burrrrriiiittttooooos

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 12:14am.
((ESE))!! how are ya? 
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i'm here... that's about all i can say for myself at the moment... how are you my fine feathered friend?... *plucks feather*... what?... one more for the collection!LOL!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

WithinReason...'s picture

Owlie, long time no see, are those beers? Haha! Mickey will be dropping by soon, no doubt! ;p

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"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"
♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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WinterOwl22's picture

((ESE))!! how are ya? 

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Worst of the bad weather is almost over. I can put away my downhill stairs skies, and un-duct tape the Persian from my melons. But...feel free to still send the Newfoundlands with the beers. :D
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I have to go put little boy to bed. I'll be back tomorrow.

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Momus, good on you! And my Maine Coon was 24 lbs, and liked to bring home rabbits, gophers, and chase coyotes. (We lived on a military base, so he had ample hunting opportunities.) He was a love though, and never hurt me (even when I deserved it, as a little one). :)

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Irish Fury - Hubs and I moved to be closer to his family since his mom has liver failure and less than 2 years to live. Plus the cost of living is a LOT less and he lost his job. Then I lost my union job (and our benefits) and we had to cash out his 401K to pay for our rent, the move, and 3 months rent in advance where we live now.

Now, I'm unemployed and he's making all the money, and he's decided (after over 12 years together) he doesn't want to be married anymore. We have a toddler together.

I've stood by him through all kinds of shit (and I'm not perfect - I've had my moments too) and now he doesn't "need" me anymore, so I'm disposable.

We moved 700 miles away from all my family, friends, and all I've ever known; I'm now stuck at his mercy, decision-wise. I'm not physically beaten, but his words and actions are cruel.

No fucking with you, hand to God.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:47pm.

The line goes "in sickness and in health". If you love them and are able you take care of them. I have been married for 22 years this June (OMG)

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Mr. Momus and I had our 32d anniversary last February.

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GG, Mr. GG is a lucky man and I hope he knows it.

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Ducking out to catch the 9 PM news. If I'm not around tomorrow afternoon, send out the Newfoundlands. Preferably loaded with lots of beers.

*passionat fondles* Hooker out!
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The line goes "in sickness and in health". If you love them and are able you take care of them. I have been married for 22 years this June (OMG) and some years ago my husband and I were just watching tv and he says out of the blue, "I'll scrape the shit off your ass when you're old". Now at first I was grossed out but then I thought aobut it. Now he is no Shelley or Byron but he loves me enough to take care of me like that. Well why wouldnt I do the same for him? Dog, it may be heart breaking to see your loved one like that but hey...its love.

@Momos

I can absolutely envision that! LOL
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:37pm.

27 pounds? And I thought that I needed a carrier with wheels! Maine's are gorgeous kittehs, for sure!

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He NEVER went into a carrier. Every time I tried to put him into one, he grew 10 time larger and developed the personality of a T. Rex. Whenever we needed to carry him we wrapped him in a thick blanket and carried him like a small child.

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Lisbet,

If there were, I'd be nekkid and bacon would be involved. *wiggling eyebrows* There is a rather strong-looking lesbian next door, though. ;)
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

WithinReason...'s picture

Bacon, I thought this was going to be about a flight somewhere hot! *grumbles*

If you don't have a friendly helper, can you put something smooth at the bottom, like a sheet? And slide it down one step at a time?!

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"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"
♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:41pm.

Submitted by the original be... on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:39pm.
Please stop. I need this to be my safe haven.

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Give me a break.
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Exactly.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:33pm.

Me, too. But HE could develop symptoms and then what? Never mind passing them down.

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27 pounds? And I thought that I needed a carrier with wheels! Maine's are gorgeous kittehs, for sure!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:26pm.
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There are these things called "strong men" around. You may have heard of them?

Honestly, that's all I got.

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:26pm.

Anyone have any tips on negotiating three flights of stairs with 20+ pounds worth of Persian and carrier to get to the underground garage at a moment's notice? It looks like it may be a siren-filled night in metro Minny! *slaps on double shoulder boulder holder and cross trainers*

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No. This comes from someone who used to be owned by a 27-pound Maine Coon Cat.

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Gardening Girl's picture

Honestly, Marry and adopt. Real love is a hard thing to find Dog and my view is, grab it with both hands and dont let go.

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GG, if you were engaged to a man you really loved and you found out that he carries a gene for Altzheimers which the odds say are great will be passed down tp the children you hope to have, would you dump him? Marry him and take the chance? Or would you marry him and adopt?

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Original Bella, I understand that...not being able to admit certgain things to your REAL friends and family. And the D is a place to vent but you seem to need real support. I hope that you find people that do accept you as you are - fuck ups and all. Those that dont well you can just edit out the warts for them. Its not good to keep shit bottled up.

Evening, hookers!

Anyone have any tips on negotiating three flights of stairs with 20+ pounds worth of Persian and carrier to get to the underground garage at a moment's notice? It looks like it may be a siren-filled night in metro Minny! *slaps on double shoulder boulder holder and cross trainers*
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Submitted by the original be... on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:16pm.

Fair enough. I'll leave you alone. Good luck.

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GG: http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/27/god-warrior-perrins-daughter-dies-in-car-c...
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IrishFury's picture

yikes.

nope. I colored it at age 19 and pretty much never went back till I got knocked up.

but it's like 90% of blondes, they're not really blonde! I actually am! But every hair stylist says I was born blonde but made to be a red!

But for now, I'm going natural. Lord knows in a year or two after all this growing out, I'll be a damn red again. It does suit me.
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Gardening Girl's picture

IF, that's awful! I thought she was foul and a hypocrite but to lose your kid in an auto accident! Terrible!

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:18pm.

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:58pm.

lol, I missed that one

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I have a friend who pointed me towards it as it was happening. I started paying attention and realized Centy makes Lohan look bright and truthful. And sane.

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the original....

what's wrong? I didn't see your other posts.People are always happy to support others. What are you upset about and don't be fuckin' with me now!
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