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3 Golden Sisters, the three Italian memaws from the Bronx who became my vote for the official voice of the people when their video of them watching Kim Kardashian's sex tape made the rounds yesterday. I'm waiting for the 3 Golden Sisters to get their own network (MTV: Memaw Television) where they bestow us with their wisdom on everything 24 hours a day and I'm sure that will happen (probably not), but in the meantime they have their own website. On their Internet home, the 3 Golden Sisters drop a little advice, show off their talent for posing with inanimate objects (watch out, Chicken Cutlets!) and post more YouTube gems. The Golden Girls can never be replaced, but until we all go to heaven to watch Bea, Rue and Estelle perform with a Betty White hologram, we have the 3 Golden Sisters.
Mary, holding the 4 aces, is the eldest sister of 6 and has been a hairdresser for decades. Mary was married to her husband for 61 years and has two sons, four grandchirruns and two great grand children. At 81 years old, Mary still beautifies hair at her salon 3 days a week.
Teresa, holding the Shia headshot, is a veteran hairdresser who switched things up years ago when she bought a talent agency. 72-year-old Teresa discovered Shia when he was 11 years old (Yes, Nana Teresa's to blame!) and she still talks to him today. (I'm hoping Teresa sends him a bar of Hazmat soap every now and again as a reminder that he needs to scrub the bedbugs out of his beard.) Teresa is a mother to two kids, a memaw to 9 grandchildren and a great memaw to one grandkid.
Josie, holding the blowdryer, is Teresa's twin sister and is also a hairdresser. Josie opened her own salon in California 38 years ago and she's still putting the glamour on women today. Josie has been married for 50 years and has four kids and a few grandchildren.
Nowe we know the basics about the newest Metamucil-flavored jewels in the Internet treasure box.
And here's a quick clip of the 3 Golden Sisters celebrating 4/20 by trying to figure out how to work a bong.
Did that clip get me high or am I really looking at Celine Dion's head on Mary's chichi?
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"Oh, my God, marijuana day!"
I love these ladies.
Also, Dog, I love your default photo. Such cute little doggies you rotate!
"it makes lovemaking more intense!"
Uh huh. Sounds like she is speaking from experience!
I would buy them a carafe of Italian wine. And some after dinner chocolates.
they look incredible for their ages! i'm super impressed. go memaws!!
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Oh dear lord, thank you for not letting them actually try to smoke that way
"B-O-N-G bong." HAHA!
they should emcee next year's White House Correspondents Dinner
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
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-Alfred Hitchcock-
TEAM whatever is opposing Bernard.
Bernards humor is BARREN.
I think these nonna's (nana, American version)created a new profession: Color commentary and play by play for porn tapes. Great counterprogramming when big sporting events come on like the SuperBowl, we ladies have our own, Terry Bradshaw, Bob costas, etc....
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 3:05pm.
when did the middle-aged dimwits on this site start thinking "co-sign" was a clever comment?
just stop.
p.s. "Team xxx" is just as bad
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Right around the time you started thinking anyone gave any fucks about your comments. Shut the fuck up and go watch Friends.
TEAM COSIGN,
TEAM CUPCAKE!
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
As the saying goes: Italians Do It The Best. I knew they were nonna's from go.
I would have never guessed that the two gals on either side of the middle woman are twins.
The main pic made me think of The Del Rubio Triplets - anyone remember them?
OMG, I love these bitches!!! how awesome are they!! I wanna be that fucking cool when I'm their age. Rock on, my golden sisters. (And "CLIGH-toris" was hsyterical.)
MJT, I picture you as more of a Blanche. I am definitely a Dorothy. :))
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 10:40am.
Haha, my friends and I have it all planned out that we are going to be like the golden girls. Unfortunately, they said I had to be Rose. *sideeye*
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Two of my best friends and I always joke about how we're going to end up together in a senior's home. Although we do have the bong thing already figured out.
Love!!!!!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Love them! Hope they know they're HSOTD!
Damn they look fucking great for their ages, especially the 81-year-old (Mary).
I don't look that bright and perky now. LOL
Bless the grannies.Hell yeah they get a reality show.
I have found my mentors.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:36am.
Eeeeeevil, am I missing something? What does that idiot Bernard ave to do with this? Are you agreeing with me?
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YES, I am agreeing with you, and the Bernard reference has to do with "it" telling me how pathetic I was for using "co-sign" in another thread. I think it was in the beginning of the Stodden thread.
I don't know how to work a bong either. I was hoping to learn something from this video. :(
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These memaws have been around the block a few times, but they're cute and have a great rapport. If they get a show it would be good fun! Next up, figuring out sex toys! Hehehe ;D
The Golden Girls performing with a Betty White hologram, LOL MK!!!
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Pretty cute, granny.
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SDR, fanks. I don't like lizards so I didn't go into that thread. :-)
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Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 3:05pm.
when did the middle-aged dimwits on this site start thinking "co-sign" was a clever comment?
just stop.
p.s. "Team xxx" is just as bad
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Hekki, the way I look at it is if these old people weren't old, no one would think they were cute. Why does old equate cute?
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This was a lot more entertaining before I read the post and realized that's not a picture of Luke Perry. That would have been so deliciously random.
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the funniest and cutest old doll to grace our tv screens was Sofia Patrillo ..may she RIP
The KK clip was funny, but let's not beat a dead horse, k?
Eeeeeevil, am I missing something? What does that idiot Bernard ave to do with this? Are you agreeing with me?
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:15am.
I guess I'm the only one who thinks old women need to STFU and stop trying so hard to be funny and look cute and naive. A bong? Really?
I'm looking right at YOU, Betty White.
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This is for you Bernard-
CO-FUCKING-SIGN!
They made me laugh in the KK video yesterday but not so much today. The "awww shucks, me?" routine would get old after a while.
I DO give them lots if credit for staying active at their age. More older people would be so much better off doing something with themselves rather than sitting like a sack of taters. Good for them.
*yawn*
Dog, I am half with you. I think it's contrived. But I still had to laugh.
The one with the headband reminds me of my nana.
They remind me of Martin Scorsese's real life mother he put in "Goodfellas" and "Casino" but she was cuter.
Thug son: "The ****ing feds. ++++ them! ************ *******!!!
Mother: "Enough with the cursing!"
Thug son: "I'm sorry, Ma, I'm just so angry."
Mother: "I know but calm down."
Thug son: "Well, those ++++ feds. *****!!!"
Mother: "Oh wow! Again!"
I guess I'm the only one who thinks old women need to STFU and stop trying so hard to be funny and look cute and naive. A bong? Really?
I'm looking right at YOU, Betty White.
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"Oh my Gawd, marijuana"
I'm in love.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
SuperCute!!!!!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I love these wimmins so much.