Professor Brian McKnight, who has a PhD in pussy education, is serious about teaching you the ABCs of poon and so he’s released the full version of his how-to-make-your-coochie-cream ballad. Never mind that most pussies will force themselves into sleep mode if Professor McKnight tried to teach it anything, I’ll still be humming it while rolling around my Ikea sheepskin rug tonight. And now I’ll leave you and this mess alone, because I know you need to practice the moves you’re going to do while slow dancing to this song at your wedding. It’s definitely some first dance shit.
You know, this fuckery could also double as an anthem for cats in the workforce.
via Kid Fury