Tuesday, May 1st 2012
Birthday Sluts
Joanna Lumley (66)
Tim Urban (23)
Julie Benz (40)
Wes Anderson (43)
D'Arcy Wretzky (44)
Tim McGraw (45)
Judge Marilyn Milian (51)
Ray Parker Jr. (58)
Glen Ballard (59)
John Woo (66)
Rita Coolidge (67)
Judy Collins (73)
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Okay Dlisters, watch out for us Maybabies. We're all crazy/ musical types.
"You mess with da bull, ya get the horns."
Five toros in my family including me.
HB to HRH Lumley, sweetie darling!
♥Rdeadline♥ hehehe
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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Joanna Lumley....SUPER SLUT!!gotta like Patsy, I love the Ab Fab Christmas(?) episode where you actually see her eat something much to the jaw dropping surprise of everyone around the table.
Ray Parker Jr.....I hope he saved his Ghostbusters
money, does anyone else know any other popular tune he did?
John Woo...I'm just can't with this guy, I like action films but his over the top fake ass action films suck IMO
Rita Cooginelidge..back when music had a melody..even if it was a bit sappy:)
Happy Bday Sluts
http://youtu.be/bvcuekArIPw
This isn't my fav version but it does have video!
Why not...
Patsy: Oh, he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at the traffic lights...
Eddie: Oh.
Patsy: Buns so tight he was bouncing off the walls.
I know, I know there are a million more but this cracks me up just the same! ;D
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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When Eds told me she was pregnant I said, I said...BRING ME A KNITTING NEEDLE
Happy Birthday Joanna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now THERE is some glamor. A Bond girl AND she was in AbFab, plus she has that delightfully posh voice.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Oh you little BITCH TROLL FROM HELL!!!!!!!
<3<3<3 Patsy....
Happy Birthday Joanna!
<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<^>^<
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Happy Birthday Pats!!
(and next time remember to get a bikini wax before having your pict-cha took!)
favorite Patsy Stone line: "with one snap of my fingers i can raise hemlines so high that the world is your gynecologist!"
HB to the incredible Ms. Lumley. please wiki or google her, she's more than Patsy and Emma Peel
and HB to the fine and funky Mr. Parker too. who ya gonna call?!?!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
"im afraid it would be a localized experience"
"you should have flushed her eddy!!!"
jax: "im 72"
patsy: "what does that make me?"
happy birthday to my hero, patsy stone! cheers! thanks alot.
(After Patsy had some tests done in a hospital)
Saffy: Patsy has osteoporosis. She has the lowest bone density on record!
Eddie: Cheers! Cheers, well done, darling!
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Pats: Hello Alex, this is the mood board for the next edition: Sex! Bitch! Aristo! Punk! Whore! Bitch! Slag! Prostie! Punk! Tart! Oh, but Alex, Alex...with lovely shoes!
AbFab, "Menopause"
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Submitted by Dr. Dick on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 11:16am.
Is that a shadow or her pubic hair hanging out?
YOU MADE ME LOOK!
I'm guessing shadow. I'm not seeing any short-n-curlies.
My fave Patsy quote I have to paraphrase, because I couldn't find it. She's talking to Saffy.
"How sharp are the creases on your jeans, you TORTURER?!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE DARLING!! Love me some Lumley!
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
HB to Joanne Lumley. I do think that's bush, sweetie darling.
HB to Judy Collins.
HB to Wes Anderson.
HB to John Woo. *shoots guns in both hands into the air*
HB D.R. Enjoy your day!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
HB Joanna Lumley, Ray Parker Jr, Rita Coolidge and Judy Collins.
The best words Patsy ever uttered (IMO):
"Abort, abort, ABORT!! WITH A KNITTING NEEDLE!!" and
"Bitch trog!"
Happy Birthday to the absolutley fabulous Joanna Lumley!!! xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxo
You gave me one of my first role models!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Is that a shadow or her pubic hair hanging out?
All I can think about when I look at that picture full of 70's fabulousness is, "I bet there's a huge bush lurking behind those undies". Hey, it was the 70's--and I just got up (fuck this working nights thing).
To quote the fabulous Patsty Stone: Right-cheers-thanks-a-lot.
Happy Birthday JL!
Happy birthday Joanna!!! Thank you for bringing us Patsy!
HB Patsy!! I will subsist on booze, ciggies and fabulousness today in your honor.
HB D.R. too! And all the sluts.
HB RAY PARKER JUNIOR...A top notch funk / disco era
studiomeister:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uut17AbaxiA
OR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVea516qq6M
Happy Birthday D.R.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Happy B-day Patsy! Have a drink on me. And yes she looks way fresher than Bubble these days even in her cut to the floor cameo in EuroTrip (you may put your possessions in your anus!)
HB to the rest! I only love Patsy today because I could sure use a drink but it's a bit early for that here!
HB Joanna, John, Rita, Judy, Glen and the other birthday sluts today!!
Joanna WAS the reason I loved AbFab. How is it she looks fresher than Bubble these days?!?
Rita and Glen are two talented sluts! And I am convinced John can direct any genre, has he tried rock opera yet??
HB to ya D.R have a great one and enjoy your special day!! ;)
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•♩♦♮♠░░░░
HB to D.R.
And Joanna Lumley, Judge Marilyn and Judy Collins.
My parents liked that kind of folky music and there were a few ladies whose photos I used to stare at on their album covers and hope I looked like them... Judy Collins on "Wildflowers" and Mary Travers on "Late Again" and Dusty Springfield on "A Girl Called Dusty".
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:44am.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:42am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:22am.
Hi Whamo and Moo!
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I need a back rub. Bad. *whimper*
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Awww, poor girl, I'll give ya a nice back rub no probs:)
HB Mr. McGraw. Some of your stuff is cheesy but I have to give you props for being married so long.
Happy Birthday D.R. I hope you get all that you wish for.
ETA - HB to Mr. Parker, Jr. Yes, I downloaded the Ghostbusters song. It's campy and when I have a bad day, I crank that shit up. How can you be mad while singing "Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!"
Some inneresting musical types here..HB Rita Coolidge, Ray Parker Jr, and Glen Ballard. Oh and HB to Judge Marilyn, the *the waaay more attractive and civil* Judge Judy
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I think I need a trip to the eye doctor, because I thought Joan Baez and Wayne Gretzky were on that list at first glance.
Today, I'm a birthday sl*t. Yay, me! :)
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:42am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:22am.
Hi Whamo and Moo!
the pain in my back is hotter than BloHan's STDs.
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LOL! awww poor doggie, come here, who needs a belly rub? :)
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I need a back rub. Bad. *whimper*
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:22am.
Hi Whamo and Moo!
the pain in my back is hotter than BloHan's STDs.
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LOL! awww poor doggie, come here, who needs a belly rub? :)
HB to Joanna!! True hot slut, that one.
Happy Birthday Patsy! In honor of the day, feel free to use one of her quotes:
"Oh you little BITCH TROLL FROM HELL"
It's like poetry I tell you.
Happy Birthday to Pats!
"I could raise hemlines so high that the world is your gynecologist."
Cheers~Thanks a lot....HB Patsy
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
happy birthday patsy stone...
happy birthday ray parker, jr....my favorite ray song is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sX8qaoZQhU
and to all the sluts today...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Hi Whamo and Moo!
Ugh. I'm home on the couch barely able to move. I royally messedup my back. Thought it was just my shoulder but I woke up this morning and the pain in my back is hotter than BloHan's STDs.
*cries in pain*
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It's a Holy Day of Obligation. HB Patsy. She's looking very maternal there, like when she overdosed on her hormone replacement therapy and was baking up a storm for Saffy: "No one can resist my nutmeggy fumes!"
Joanna Lumley....SUPER SLUT!!gotta like Patsy, I love the Ab Fab Christmas(?) episode where you actually see her eat something much to the jaw dropping surprise of everyone around the table.
Ray Parker Jr.....I hope he saved his Ghostbusters
money, does anyone else know any other popular tune he did?
John Woo...I'm just can't with this guy, I like action films but his over the top fake ass action films suck IMO
Rita Coolidge..back when music had a melody..even if it was a bit sappy:)
Happy Bday Sluts
Hello Doggie darlin:)
Submitted by bigorexia on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 7:31am.
"My Dad used to fuck Joanna Lumley back in the day."
Further details welcome.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Like the owl said, "Who?"
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"Pats" is looking hot there - still a very attractive lady!
My Dad used to fuck Joanna Lumley back in the day.