A Bankrupt Octomom Will Do Fap Porn
OctoMom has 15 mouths to feed, doesn't have a steady job, gets at least $4,000 a month in public assistance, is losing her house and owes her creditors $1 million. So in order to dig herself out of the mountain of bills that is bigger than the mountain of dirty diapers in her kitchen, she can either try to sell some of her kids to Brangelina ("This one looks really good wearing all black, Angie!") or she can declare bankruptcy and tap her octopussy on camera for a check. Octo is going with the second option. I'll wait here while you update your "Things I Don't Want To Put My Eyeballs On But Will Put My Eyeballs On Because I Like To Feel Dead Inside While Watching Porn" list.
Octo tells E! News that she's hoping to start over financially by taking a Magic Eraser to her outstanding invoices from Verizon Wireless, Orkin Pest Control (note: that joke is too easy), the DMV, a Christian school, Sparkletts, Indy Mac Mortgage and a few utility companies. Octo filed for Chapter 7 on Friday and in the documents she says that she has $50,000 in assets and $1 million worth of liabilities. Octo went on to tell E!:
"I have had to make some very difficult decisions this year and Filing Chapter 7 was one of them. But I have to do what is best for my children and I need a fresh start."
Because Octo's financial state is as broke as her sanity, she's signed up to do solo porn for an unnamed adult entertainment company. A source tells TMZ that Octo is getting more than the $10,000 she got from Closer for posing sort of topless, but who knows if she's getting close to the $1 million Vivid offered her ass a while ago. Octo has vowed a million times over that she will never go against her morals by doing porn, but she doesn't see this as porn since she's keeping her hands to herself.
My stomach just filed for Chapter 7 just thinking about Octo rubbing on her coochie tentacles. Didn't Octo say that she's celibate and hasn't hugged her clit with her fingers in years?! Not only is this video going to fuck with our faith in porn, but it's also going to be depressing, boring and uncomfortable as all hell. That mess should be marketed as an educational video on how NOT to do yourself. Watching Octo try to rub out an orgasm is probably like watching John Travolta try to figure out how cunnilingus works.
The crazy who said that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten, was talking about this right here.
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I don't see this happening, why would she to that? Let's face it, she's not so attractive, I would rather watch gay cams instead of her and I am not gay... I prefer not to believe these rumors.
Eww........ Looks like Kim Zolciak sat on octomom's face!!!
Whamo I know you aren't from Vancouver but your "pull the goalie" is pure Canucklehead - LOL!
Yeesh! I can't imagine who the intended consumer for this would be. I'd rather see a Dominican baseball team lineup run a train on her than watch that bitch lazily diddle herself and coo in that obnoxious voice. If I had a dick it would leap right off my body if I tried to fap to that!
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Come along, Pond.
Remember when porn used to be fun?
no fucking way! nasty.
if bitch snared in a porno, it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
and the kids will grow up and one day get teased because their mum is a famewhore, who is irresponsisble and is a fucking bitch and the doctors who allowed her to have 8 children are just as irresponsible and should be hauled to the gallows.
THIS BITCH.
I do not feel bad for her, at all. She chose to deliver a litter of children. She chose to squander the money that she had coming in, and she found fault with the people who came to assist her.
The taxpayers should not have to foot the bill for her poor decision-making. The media should stop reporting about her. The doctor should have to pay for the children's care.
Wait,it's not even a real porno, just her (maybe) naked and finger-banging herself? No way. I might throw a few bucks down to watch her getting properly deep-dicked by at least three studs, but I'd rather watch that damn Sarah McLachlan PSA with dogs crying than a second of Octomom rubbing her coochie.
And for anyone saying "Oh how sad, how degrading! Won't someone hire her for a menial office job?" It doesn't matter because Octo is a crazed fame-whore. You really think she'd take a job answering phones? And please, the woman went out of her way to get impregnated and bring 14 innocent children into the world that she had no ability to care for. And don't forget the plastic surgery to make herself look like Angelina but instead made her look like a crazy woman trying to look like Angelina in hopes of getting a reality show and/or Brad Pitt's attention.
Just saying, hardcore porn is arguably the least degrading thing she's ever done.
She's crazy and needs mental help. But if she's not gonna turn the kids over to children's services and check herself into a mental hospital, the least she can do is earn an honest buck by getting railed on camera.
This is just sick and wrong on so many levels. Sick of the people who are offering to pay her to make a porn (you're only interested in making money off degrading a desperate woman, mentally ill woman). Sick for her that she's in a situation where she as to do it (yes I know it's of her own doing but let's face it, she's obviously not the brightest or sanest person in the world and she's not the only person who has made the choice to live beyond their means) and sick for the kids. We have to remember THEY DID NOT ask to be here and be raised in this fucked up situation that's getting more fucked up by the minute). This has gone beyond freak show to just being plain tragic.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Can't she get a REAL job and her kids go to head start or something..........................
@Hekki
I can see why she didn't make it in the counseling programme.
Can you really have a job when you have that many chinnruns? Doesn't child care run around 1000 bucks a month a kid? More, I would suspect when they are disabled? And a full time nanny would cost more than she could make.
As I said, I believe her plan was to get a reality TV show and be a millionaire like Kate Gosselin. Plan B...be a dole bludger.
"slimy grifter" HAHAHAHA that gives her too much credit! lol
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She's a slimy grifter (still mad at the free Brazilian Blowout thing *looks at own birds nest on head*), but as long as the kids have food money Im ok with it...just wont watch.
Ugh GG, but some of the guys say they'd still watch her *sighs* SO, I said I'd watch them! hehe Can.not.stand! Poor kids but HATE HER!
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LOL WithinReason!
Why in the effe does she always pose with her fists in the air??? Does she think she's a super gal?
GG, It's more like her SHIZzzz face. Sorry couldn't resist... hahahha
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Is that her "O" face? *voms*
I...*gag*...I think I need a....*gag*....oh shit...*projectile VOMIT*. The thought of her stretched out clown car of a vagina makes me seriously scared. I bet you 500 dollars she can get a whole loaf of welfare cheese in it without lube.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 7:39pm.
dropped out of the program in 2008.[10]"
So except for the fact that we all know she is mentally ill, she could have a real job.
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Hekki, thank you but no thanks for that questionable info (not questioning you, questioning any and all sources of her "education")I STILL HATE THE MENTAL FK JOB KNOWN AS OCTO DOUBLE-TIME NOW. Oh my damn goodness I despise this cop-out for real. ffs, damn it
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse & Houston, 2011) *caprica six was/is here*
kiwikim: This is from wikipedia: "Suleman earned a psychiatric technician license and worked as a psychiatric technician at Metropolitan State Hospital, where her back was injured while at work. She attended California State University, Fullerton (CSUF) and received a Bachelor of Science degree in child and adolescent development in 2006. Suleman returned to CSUF to pursue a master's degree in counseling, but dropped out of the program in 2008.[10]"
So except for the fact that we all know she is mentally ill, she could have a real job.
*Shudder* *Shudder* *Barf* *Gag* *Barf*
Ew! Nobody wants to see this bitch play with her sauerkraut pussy.
About her having a job in a mental health facility before she went out on workman's comp, or whatever. Was she a "peer support" hire? It isn't unusual for individuals with mental health issues of their own to be hired to act as mentors/ role models if they show they have the skill set for the job.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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TBH, I kinda feel for her because in a world of the Snookies and the like, if she can't manage to parlay her fame/notoriety into some money-making enterprise, she has to be pretty IDIOTIC!! And this is not taking into account all those poor kiddies. I mean, I don't like ANYTHING about her, but if all those other reality show bums can make money, why does she not have the brains to do the same?! *smh* Other than that, bad choices all around for this bitch. /end rant hahaha
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I don't feel sorry for her but I do think she is mentally ill, and i don't think she has the kind of mental illness that will get better. I have a sister who is totally fucked up in the head but thinks she is just ducky and everyone else is the problem. I imagine this is the same case with OctoMom. People like that are nearly impossible to get through to. They will only listen if you tell them how everybody around them is mean and horrible: they go into "La la la I can't hear you" mode if you try to tell them THEY are the problem.
I may be way off, but this is my impression of this chick. She is oblivious as hell and always will be. I don't know what can be done about it.
You know what I hate most about Octomom. I'm fairly liberal. But when I see the fraudsters and scam artists like this, I seriously think that I shouldn't write off the conservatives too quickly. They've got a point. How many people out there just like this dumb bitch?
Has there ever been a show where a shrink analyzed her? What does she have exactly? Borderline Personality Disorder?
@Hekki. Did she have a job? I heard she was just living off student loans. She did some sort of work at a preschool, but I think that was just in exchange for child care and part of her work/study funds she received. It was widely reported she offered to pay the hospital with food stamps for her bills. I guess she forgot that bit when she said she'd never been on assistance.
Suze Orman is straight up. But when she talked to Octomom, she was really careful to never say where Octomom had gotten money from, etc. She sidestepped the public assistance issue. I think it's because she was/is/always has been on assistance and Suze didn't want to call her a liar because she knows how much we all hate this woman and didn't want to draw more negative attention to her because as suze kept pointing out, it was wrong, but there is nothing to do now. The kids are here.
@ Withbutterflies
Yep. What do you do when you have a truckload of kids to get on a reality show and it doesn't work out? There is no plan b for that scenario. I blame TLC and E! for OCTOMOM. But I also blame them for the housing crisis...all that flip and be a millionaire stuff. Crapola.
I mean can't she work at Mcdonalds or clean houses ...something
kiwikim, right? It's not like someone has a gun to her head. She HAD a job before... Before she went out on "disability" and proceeded to have seven pregnancies with her "bad back". Fucking grifter.
She's had TONS of people offering to help and she always turns up her nose at it.
My mother cleaned houses and baby-sat and house-sat and pet-sat and served at dinner parties and whatever else that was an honest day's work. Never had to resort to porn.
Submitted by kiwikim on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 6:46pm.
I can't believe the comments about how sowwwwwrrrry people are for her, how she's been backed into a corner and is being forced to degrade herself?
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I'm with you. When she was on Oprah last year they had Suze Orman go through her finances for the last 7 years before her appearance. Suze said she'd made enough money after the babies were born not only not be on government assistance but to never have to work again. Instead she pissed it away on living it up. Suze put her on a livable budget and apparently she fucked that up too.
I can't believe the comments about how sowwwwwrrrry people are for her, how she's been backed into a corner and is being forced to degrade herself? Seriously? Offering up your body to the first asshole with a can of sperm, hitting up the taxpayer for millions in medical bills and offering to pay your hospital bill with food stamps, making your kids shit in porta-potties you picked up in the barbie toy aisle because you want a hair cut versus paying your water bill is about as low as you can go. Porn is a step up.
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts: "This woman is seriously mentally ill and should have a legal guardian appointed ASAP....Those kids meant nothing to her after they stopped being babies and she's going to mean nothing to them when they're old enough to give her what for."
Agree 100%.
Can't. I won't. This bitch; kill it with fire! FKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
And now those kids have to live with her soon-to-be 'fap prn' history and shit. So goddamn sick of this trash
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse & Houston, 2011) *caprica six was/is here*
I feel so sorry for this woman and I hope she doesn't do the self-porn. I'm not opposed to porn but she would truly be whoring herself out and totally losing any dignity she had left. Not to mention what it will do to her already-compromised kids. Sad story all around.
This woman is seriously mentally ill and should have a legal guardian appointed ASAP. She's never going to be able to care for herself or her children like a responsible adult so the pretense about her needs to stop and controls need to be put in place to keep her in check. Mark my words, when the older kids hit 14-15 years they are going to regularly smack their mother around. The damage to that house is the start of them unleashing hell on her. Those kids meant nothing to her after they stopped being babies and she's going to mean nothing to them when they're old enough to give her what for.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Why has Britney Spears been under a custodianship for four years, and there's no one to take care of this ill woman?
Oh, right. There's no fucking money in it.
Submitted by Granny Clampett on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 4:30pm.
C'mon there has to be SOMEONE that can hire her to do something...anything
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I have to admit, I'm inclined to think the same thing but I think she has fundamental flaws as to why the help she's surely been offered in the past doesn't seem to work out for her.
I think she's just a flat out fucking WHACKJOB.
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My husband had a Chinese work associate who worked for an Ipod factory in China. He had to sign a contract that he would not commit suicide while he worked there.
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OMG!! I was JUST reading about that last night on here...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1382396/Workers-Chinese-Apple-fa...
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I'll have to show that article to my husband! I think about his co-worker every time I see an Apple store.
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“he looks like some sort of sea serpent like an octopus, catfish or something from pirates of the caribbean and his stomach is gross it looks like hes prego with a giant wiener” – kittymuffin on The Situat
C'mon there has to be SOMEONE that can hire her to do something...anything....other than making a porno. It kinda makes me a little sick that she has to degrade herself like this and the people who are offering this to her make me even sicker. Hire her to answer your damn phones or something instead of taking advantage of a clearly desperate woman.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
ugh just when you think this can't get any worse! what the fuck will happen next!
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I like porn, I watch porn, I even have favorite porn stars i like to see getting gang banged and creampied, but why would anyone want to go see her? I mean really? It just makes me gag thinking of her nude or getting fucked like that. Ewww. And what about her kids? I feel horrible for them. Imagine them growing up one day watching a video of their mom being tag teamed by a bunch of 10 inch cocks. They should either take away those kids from her or give her a reality show like they did with that Duggar family so she can support herself. I have no hard feeings for her and cant wish her bad things because the only ones who would suffer from any actions taken agasint her are those innocent children and they dont deserve this. We dont choose our parents.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
She is NOT attractive and I don't know who would get turned on by seeing this chick in a porno. I suppose its merely for freakish curiosity about what her twat looks like now.
I truly believe that that doctor that impregnated her should have his license reinstated and made to support the kids that came out of that injection...
look what this idiot has been reduced to do all because of her own stupid decisions!
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a) wait - she's filing for bankruptcy now 'cause she has a big check coming in and wants to keep it all herself?? that's not going to fly in bankruptcy court
b) why is there a pic of Aniston on an Octo-grifter story?
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Submitted by Datura on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by Fat Lady on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 12:01pm.
Meanwhile in rural China, women are being seized and having their SECOND child (almost always a female) aborted against their wills.
That's so seriously fucked up. There are also people working in China who are so enslaved by their jobs that barriers and 'nets' are put up around the buildings for the expected 'suicide attempts'. Can you even imagine hating your job so much that you want to jump out of a window and end it all?
Octomom should be locked up in a loony-bin and her fertility doctor should be locked up for life in the slammer.
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My husband had a Chinese work associate who worked for an Ipod factory in China. He had to sign a contract that he would not commit suicide while he worked there.
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OMG!! I was JUST reading about that last night on here...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1382396/Workers-Chinese-Apple-fa...
Submitted by Fat Lady on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 12:01pm.
Meanwhile in rural China, women are being seized and having their SECOND child (almost always a female) aborted against their wills.
That's so seriously fucked up. There are also people working in China who are so enslaved by their jobs that barriers and 'nets' are put up around the buildings for the expected 'suicide attempts'. Can you even imagine hating your job so much that you want to jump out of a window and end it all?
Octomom should be locked up in a loony-bin and her fertility doctor should be locked up for life in the slammer.
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My husband had a Chinese work associate who worked for an Ipod factory in China. He had to sign a contract that he would not commit suicide while he worked there.
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“he looks like some sort of sea serpent like an octopus, catfish or something from pirates of the caribbean and his stomach is gross it looks like hes prego with a giant wiener” – kittymuffin on The Situat
The octowhore situation is just a mess; everyone involved is screwed. The doctor who artificially knocked up the octowhore lost his license; she's mentally unstable, had the kids to get attention & thinks primarily about herself; the kids are fucked because their mom is more retarded than shitney spears; the public is screwed because we have to support her 137 kids. Everyone is screwed...
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