Vision Of Labia
While most singers try to sing from their diaphragm, Mimi goes way deep and sings from her coochie. Now, that is how it's done! During the closing concert at the Ischgl ski resort in Austria yesterday, Mimi prepared to let out a 32 octave butterfly yodel by breathing in so hard that her Spandex ski pants practically polished her damn cervix. Mimi's poon will be spitting out Spandex for days! I refuse to call it a camel toe, because Mimi doesn't do camels, darlings. It's more like a lamb toe. Hell, it's the whole damn lamb's foot! It also looks like a unicorn putting its hooves together to pray, and two butterfly cocoons hanging next to each other, and Homer Simpson with red lipstick on, and a fortune cookie molded from Play-Doh. Basically, Mimi's cooze flaps look like everything. Who knew that Mimi has the Rorschach test of pussy lips?
Even though Mimi's got an entire stampede up in her pants and her coochie could be a star in the world of competitive pants-eating, CoCo is still the Queen of Camel Toes. I mean, who would you put money on in a camel toe wrestling match? Exactly.
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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 8:05pm.
2012 is still new, but I'm 99% sure thumb #6 is going to be my Holiday card.
Yes!
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You know this disgusting old cunt has never walked by a mirror without looking at herself so you know she saw the camel toe, someone needs to sit down with her and let her know her choice in clothes is inappropriate for someone her age and the mother of two children.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 8:14pm.
This picture reminds me of the terrible Helen Keller joke(s) that would amuse my friends in junior high...
Why does Helen Keller wear skintight pants?
So you can read her lips.
How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
Trying to read the waffle iron.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They'd rearrange the furniture.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 8:10pm.
CAN YOU IMAGINE HER QUEEF?
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It looks like Homer in red lipstick and belches like Barney Gumble.
I REALLY wish you all could have seen my hubby's face when I showed him this. I'm gonna have an inside giggle for days! Thanks, MK
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Submitted by Stan Derp on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 8:21pm.
Oh I get it, she bought those pants at the GAP.
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Good one LMAO!!!!
Mariah needs to buy a couple of those Cuccini or Puccini things to hide camel toes.
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
*snaps Stan on the taint with a towel for the SECOND time today* LOL
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Stan, No you dih-int! ;p
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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When you're reduced to closing at the Ischgl ski resort in Austria, you need to throw in a little--OK, a lot of--labia.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Oh I get it, she bought those pants at the GAP.
GASP! THICK LABIA! hahaha
*Gross alert*: maybe she's got a MAXI pad in there and the pants are squeezing it! It does look very cushiony *End alert!*
She's harmless really and she did get to kiss on hottie Max Beesley in Glitter! That counts for somethin'...
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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That makes her monkey look HUGE, when Nick gives her head he literally gives her head, as in he sticks his whole head in there searching for butterflies. He actually might be in there right now laying on his side smiling!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 8:14pm.
I liked it!
That makes her monkey look HUGE, when Nick gives her head he literally gives her head, as in he sticks his whole head in there searching for butterflies. He actually might be in there right now laying on his side smiling!
Good god that clightoris is the size of Texas.
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You shouldn't have tried to wife the bitch. She's not that type of ho.
Twins! Non identical (one weighs more) but twins! Alternatively, she's wearing a ninja slipper for a panty liner.
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This picture reminds me of the terrible Helen Keller joke(s) that would amuse my friends in junior high...
Why does Helen Keller wear skintight pants?
So you can read her lips.
It could be a LOT of bush.
Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 8:05pm.
2012 is still new, but I'm 99% sure thumb #6 is going to be my Holiday card.
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Please send me one! So I can hang it up with the others!
Gross. Total huge, flappy beef curtains.
CAN YOU IMAGINE HER QUEEF?
God I hate it when my thong digs deep too!
Also known as mammal toe. Nothing like showing what you got.
http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/ZbWY9fc9Le6-fS3Wfwq6VQ
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 7:49pm.
I've heard of uneven balls but uneven poosay wips???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I cant breathe! the visual!
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It's like she has 2 mouths.
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Worrying is using your imagination
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2012 is still new, but I'm 99% sure thumb #6 is going to be my Holiday card.
I was thinking Red Lobster claw, but Homer in red lipstick is perfect.
I know a girl, we used to chat at this website, and one of the things we would amuse ourselves with was posting classic ABBA cameltoe shots. With all that tight white satin it was kind of any picture of ABBA. But this is truly a whole other level.
I love Mariah Carey. I really do. I maintain that love by remembering her crazy meltdown phase, Glitter, her episode of Cribs, and her standing by ODB when he got out of jail. I know she's cool and crazy and she just doesn't really make the kind of music I like. But I would definitely change her style, and get rid of the kids and the husband. I can't relate to married people with kids.
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That's a big ass vagina!! Gross...
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I'm not a slut, I'm sexually liberated. There's a difference.
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Submitted by lovelylaney on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 7:54pm.
Mimi has a big clam. That's all I got.
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ahahahahahahaha! wordy word.
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Damn you, MK, I have food in my mouth.
I gasped and nearly choked on a carrot.
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Mimi has a big clam. That's all I got.
*finally*
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
HUGE!
Um. that's a bit much. doesn't anyone check her before she heads out?
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Coco can final sit down!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
Matadors everywhere, take notice. Your balls aren't nearly as impressive as these pussy lips!
I have no problem with female anatomy. Even on display. But, that being said, this is just embarrassing.
She looks gorgeous and clueless from the waist up. From the waist down? I hear some bad porno musak sans elevator.
Oh my GOD. I am laughing SO HARD. That is just egregious.
BUT. If I'm being brutally honest, I have to admit that when I'm home, I like hiking my LuluLemon yoga pants all the way up, so the crotch is snug against my pie goods. It feels nice and secure. But you know, FLAT against them, not all up IN the middle of things.
I've heard of uneven balls but uneven poosay wips???
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I have no problem with female anatomy. Even on display. But, that being said, this is just embarrassing.
She looks gorgeous and clueless from the waist up. From the waist down? I hear some bad porno musak sans elevator.
Are we sure thats Mimi and not Memo...i dont think labia is supposed to look like that
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Cuppy, ikr! They'r my favorite variety :-)
I pass tons of sheep meadows in the valley where I live. Lots of babehs :-)
I confess to being caught with cat hair on practically everything I own. Hell, I have even had a kindly elderbroad point out to me that I had my sweatshirt on backwards while in the cashier line at fucking Walgreen's. But I can assure, ASSURE you that I have never displayed toe like this.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
*makes sign of the cross*
*casts holy water at the screen*
I dont mind a little camel, but wow, this one is well, a little much. She isnt wearing undies? It looks cold enough to need some.
Submitted by sinjin on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 7:43pm.
Sooooooo flippin' cute!
That's just nasty.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
No, no, no. MK if you're gonna post a lamb picture worthy of MiMi, choose a Baby Doll Lamb:
http://goosecreekbabydolls.com/photographs/bigsmilebaby1.jpg
They know how to dress spiffy!
http://rennetrennet.wikispaces.com/file/view/baby-doll-sheep.jpg/1122425...