Vision Of Labia
While most singers try to sing from their diaphragm, Mimi goes way deep and sings from her coochie. Now, that is how it's done! During the closing concert at the Ischgl ski resort in Austria yesterday, Mimi prepared to let out a 32 octave butterfly yodel by breathing in so hard that her Spandex ski pants practically polished her damn cervix. Mimi's poon will be spitting out Spandex for days! I refuse to call it a camel toe, because Mimi doesn't do camels, darlings. It's more like a lamb toe. Hell, it's the whole damn lamb's foot! It also looks like a unicorn putting its hooves together to pray, and two butterfly cocoons hanging next to each other, and Homer Simpson with red lipstick on, and a fortune cookie molded from Play-Doh. Basically, Mimi's cooze flaps look like everything. Who knew that Mimi has the Rorschach test of pussy lips?
Even though Mimi's got an entire stampede up in her pants and her coochie could be a star in the world of competitive pants-eating, CoCo is still the Queen of Camel Toes. I mean, who would you put money on in a camel toe wrestling match? Exactly.
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hahahhaha loving the "Your lips scare me" tag!
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Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
This is what I wanna be
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
Why the hell it means so much to me
right.. and we are supposed to believe she can't FEEL THAT SHIT? ... like we don't have a clue when something's trying to push its way up into our cooch!?! .. spare me the oblivious look Mimi.
and ... that Spandex is on a freaking MISSION too
And, no, Stan..... I have not "had bariatric and she now sports cat suits and the "big twated" girls....." I cannot relate in any manner. I just think she's got a flabby coochie that needs a little repair. Or new underware. Or tampons instead of pads....
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
It would seem very uncomfortable.... but maybe it's just bunching granny panties. Believe me, I'd know!!! I cannot STAND the thong up the ass.... not sessy pinching something out your butt................
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
What the hell is wrong with this woman? No one wants to see that.
You know what?
I can't imagine that being comfortable. I hate thongs with a passion because my first reaction to anything riding up my ass crack is to pick it out of said ass crack. I can't imagine having frontal crack thongage sitch. No spank you! Itchy!
@meatblocks
Than You, Thank You, Thank You.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 10:56pm.
After seeing these pics i need to find my lip balm...lips seem abit dry.
Vassa Leena Ba Gina!
Stan Hooper are you related to Stan Dupp? And-if so? Can I sleep over and have a pillow fight with you two?
After seeing these pics i need to find my lip balm...lips seem abit dry.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 9:31pm.
That is not big twatty, Stan!! That is Old Lady on a Florida Beach SAGGY! Tighten that bitch up, bitch! :*
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
If Nick needs a kidney he can just crawl up there and snatch one
"Don't give me no lip, I've got enough of my own!"
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“he looks like some sort of sea serpent like an octopus, catfish or something from pirates of the caribbean and his stomach is gross it looks like hes prego with a giant wiener” – kittymuffin on The Situat
Yikes! Those pants are right up in her crevice.
Here's a camel toe/labia shot of Jolie in a dress! I've seen the pubic bone sticking out of a tight dress/skirt but never the labia.
http://angelina-place.com/2012/04/18/angelina-jolie-first-spotted-after-...
lol! She really is a gorgeous woman. The camel-toe is a major turn-off though. I just can't look at that and back at her face and think "bangable"... Totally upsetting. Really.
I don't think that is labia. Seems like fat or folds in those "pants" of hers.
She really does look good, body-wise, but that camel toe has got to go!
Spanx could have saved my vision from this unfortunate sight.
Her hair/makeup is gawjuss and me no likey the Mariah Cryer
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
wtf w/all the hate on the outline of a vag?
seriously.
who's got you all brainwashed that this is "awful, ewww, eeek-get it away!"???
all you ladies have vaginas, they are all shaped like inverted pyramids ... it is okay, it is good, it is normal.
now then ... get out your mirrors, sit naked on the floor and .... well, you get the idea (from the book "our bodies, ourselves")(you bet your ass i checked it out)(mannnnny times).
again, there is nothing "ewww, eeek or icky" about the above pics ... maybe only to a gay man.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Mimi looks great here singing her little heart out. And her punane even outshines the beautiful Alps. It's a natural sight onto its own!
MK, I was SO looking forward to your take on this! And you didn't disappoint. (DUH)
Submitted by jalynne on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 8:10pm.
CAN YOU IMAGINE HER QUEEF?
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It looks like Homer in red lipstick and belches like Barney Gumble.
LMFAO!!
Whoa girl, way tmfuckingi. No wonder Nick looks depressed. You need the jaws of life just to get in that thing. I don't know who it's hurting more, her or us.
Need some landfill cause you can't land a plane on a marsh.
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Submitted by jalynne on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 10:01pm.
maybe this is a new shaving trend: the parallel landing and takeoff strips
I have been visually assaulted and demand satisfaction! Put a black bar on that sh*t MK.
ugh!!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
That's not a camel toe, its a gramma-toe or a front butt. And the star of the show is her bladder, due to an regrettably short coat.
I would think she has enough achievements to feel she has nothing to prove, and her desperate efforts to pretend she is 25 make people forget her strong achievements early in her career.
maybe this is a new shaving trend: the parallel landing and takeoff strips
Looks like it's eating a roast beef sandwich.
That vagine looks HONGRAY!
Gotta say, Sally O'Malley still rocks the camel toe:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1504/saturday-night-live-sally-omalley
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by Stan Derp on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 8:13pm.
It could be a LOT of bush.
You just had to go there. *bleaches brain*
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Mimi doesn't seem like the bush type to me, she seems more like the type that would fly in a tribe of aboriginal bushwhacker specialist from the Australian outback that uses the wax of an endangered hoba loba plant to take care of her vag hair.
She is such trash.. way too old to be wearing clothes like that. Her lips are huge too
We have titty tape to cover up nipples-- can't someone make a shield/cup to fit over the fagina so we don't ever have to see gross shit like this ever again?
I feel sorry for whoever does her laundry.
Ah yes Bossy. mK made sure we all got a good view of the mud flaps.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Oh GEES I was not expecting that to greet me when I got on dlisted. I know a lot of times people zoom into peoples crotches and you have to squint a lot to see the camel toe they're talking about. But this time, woah. No dodging that.
Moo moo reminds me of my half sister who had bariatric and she now sports cat suits and the "big twated" girls like Moo Moo and my sister can't escape this situation seen here: big twat camel toe.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Come on people.... she looks fabulous after birfing out not one, but TWO bebeh's not long ago.... and she's whooped her ass into shape, but like any heifer who's lost a lot of weight, she needs to get the loose skin whacked off. NOW!!!! And, never ever wear those pants again!!!!
*shivers*
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Polish her cervix? Should be as clean and shiny as a mirror in Studio 54 by now.
This pic just gave ME a yeast infection just by looking at it. Like seriousy, for real; just why, Mariah? Jay-Z toe is not the look.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
<"Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 8:33pm.
Mariah needs to buy a couple of those Cuccini or Puccini things to hide camel toes.">
Madama Butterfly? La Boheme? Tosca? I never knew. To be honest, any composer's CD would do.
That looks uncomfortable.
What was her stylist or assistant thinking, letting her go out like that? Or, am I naive, and Mimi thought it was sexy?
I don't want to peek and tell, but her next child is a girl.
I was just talking about camel toe with a friend of mine...like couldn't this be completely avoided if she just wore a pantie liner?
Also, while she does have a good range I've never thought she was actually good at singing. It is impressive that she can sing that high, but many people with much smaller ranges are far better at singing.
She is never going to be skinny minnie...she looks good though. She just never has been able to dress herself and that camel toe is awful and makes my vajayjay hurt.
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
In Borat voice: Her vagine become like sleeve of wizard.
In her mind she is forever 21. I never liked any of her songs.
That looks painful! She must have felt that, or maybe she takes too many happy pills to feel anything.
Can someone tell Mariah that she just doesn't have it in her to be a sexpot? Like seriously, she needs an intervention for this addiction she has to failing at sexy.
And damn, the first thing that came to mind was this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2kSn8sgF4o
Submitted by Stan Derp on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 8:13pm.
It could be a LOT of bush.
You just had to go there. *bleaches brain*
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 7:52pm.
Um. that's a bit much. doesn't anyone check her before she heads out?
MTE. Her "Yes people" are having a good laugh right now.
She endorses what weight loss program? Girl is looking thick.... EVERYWHERE. *shudder*
Oh Bacon, you tease, heheheh ;P
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Speaking of pussies, I am off to groom mine and get some housework done. And you sick ass regular fucks know what I am talking about when it comes to my pussy.
Passionate fondles and a good night to all!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead