Vision Of Labia
While most singers try to sing from their diaphragm, Mimi goes way deep and sings from her coochie. Now, that is how it's done! During the closing concert at the Ischgl ski resort in Austria yesterday, Mimi prepared to let out a 32 octave butterfly yodel by breathing in so hard that her Spandex ski pants practically polished her damn cervix. Mimi's poon will be spitting out Spandex for days! I refuse to call it a camel toe, because Mimi doesn't do camels, darlings. It's more like a lamb toe. Hell, it's the whole damn lamb's foot! It also looks like a unicorn putting its hooves together to pray, and two butterfly cocoons hanging next to each other, and Homer Simpson with red lipstick on, and a fortune cookie molded from Play-Doh. Basically, Mimi's cooze flaps look like everything. Who knew that Mimi has the Rorschach test of pussy lips?
Even though Mimi's got an entire stampede up in her pants and her coochie could be a star in the world of competitive pants-eating, CoCo is still the Queen of Camel Toes. I mean, who would you put money on in a camel toe wrestling match? Exactly.
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How many people did she pass walking to the stage? Why come nobody told her, and where the fuck is Nick?
Hahaha JcMaya, that was funny, but did we crash the server? It's no longer available! Oh dear, but those lips were good! ;)
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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"2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese,pickles, onions on a sweaty FUPA hair bun."
*serious gag* I can't help but feel like after that thing has been all hot in that spandex through a concert that she is smelling as yeasty as a bakery on a hot summer day.
bwwwa JcMaya, that was awesome!
Homer Simpson voice: mmmmmmm....labia...
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
I shopped that bitch and create this
http://alagrandelepuse.tumblr.com/post/22198660597/im-sorry-i-couldnt-re...
*feel proud* *polishes his PHD in ms paint*
Canyon Toe...
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It's so cold in the D....
She doesn't look very skinny to me.
Oh for chrissakes...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Those aren't just Beef Curtains. Those are goddamn theatre drapes.
@ Granny Clampett....LOL!
Jesus Christ. There goes my breakfast.
Clueless!!!
No offense to vaginas all over the world, but that is disgusting.
Holy shit that thing is MEATY...
*grabs the hot sauce*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 10:58pm.
Stan Hooper are you related to Stan Dupp? And-if so? Can I sleep over and have a pillow fight with you two?
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Sorry Dr. Ruth..no relation here to Stan Dupp. But I don't mind a good pillow fight thou!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Submitted by bloodsicle on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:58pm.
I'm sure Ice-T would be checking her out.
Submitted by lislop: "Here's a camel toe/labia shot of Jolie in a dress! I've seen the pubic bone sticking out of a tight dress/skirt but never the labia.
http://angelina-place.com/2012/04/18/angelina-jolie-first-spotted-after-...
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HOLY SHIT. What IS that? MK missed this.
I know! Here's the direct link:
http://angelina-place.com/2012/04/18/angelina-jolie-first-spotted-after-...
I could see her pussy lips from here, and I live in Vienna.
mimi needs to get in touch with rupaul on the fine art of tucking... _____________________________________________
"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Talentless bloated shaved ape.
Yupp you heard me, i said TALENTLESS. She has no whatsoever musical talent or soul. What she has is 100 years of singing lessions and that she shows of by butchering every song with her annoying yodeling.
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Better a bottle in front o'me
than a frontal lobotomy
She looks good. Besides, why the fuss? Those are ski pants so obviously she looks like she does.
Uhh....I'm here for the gang bang??
Hi, my beloved dlisters!!!!
First time posting, billionth time reading (since 2006)
Now I might be wrong here but I'm giving Mimi an up-eye for possibly wearing some crotchless control-top hose under that red jumper apparatus. And that she just has flabby inner thighs So......... Come on Mimoo- I just gave you a good out! Jump in whenever you're ready! Moving along *ahem*Dem babies sure are cute..... :-)
Uhh....I'm here for the gang bang??
She has a huge vertical scar in the close up picture.
Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with 7 guys and came home with a big red snapper? (this picture made me think of this joke for some reason)
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Jeeze - talk about some labia MAJORA.
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
nasty
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:59pm.
This is what I was referring to earlier: a Cuchini.
http://www.cuchini.com/
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I remember that!!!! I'd only get one though if it had a vibrator in it....
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 1:20am.
Did you watch the game :( ? *tear*
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
This was much funnier when L7 did it tongue in cheek, 20 years ago.
LOL - you all leave poor, grouchy ol' Bernie alone!! He's probably kneeling at his Aniston shrine, praying for the day he gets to meet her to tell her what a boring, barren old cow she is and how much she's given his life meaning.
That's a man, baby!
Are we sure Mariah isn't a hermaphrodite? I've seen dudes with smaller packages.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 12:01am.
I wonder what Bernard looks like? I picture the character from SNL Pat.......not a boy ,not a girl, just Pat.
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I remember Bernard Profitendurrr saying he was a gay guy.
And let's not forget she IS a LADY! If fabric bunches up into her gigantic vulva while out in public, she can't just start digging it out willy nilly, can she? Front or back, oh no. HAHAHA It creeps up, there it stays.... unless you are CLove of course!
*goes back to ladylike corner*
*scratch scratch spit scratch* ;p
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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Chic ski togs by Vagner.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Those are some huge ..... earrings.
"Please God let it be negative"<---LOL@Sweetas.
At one time, bunnehs died for that result.
Bunneh on a cross.
Bunneh with thorned crown.
Bunneh with nails in bunneh wrists.
Well, that gave me the sads now.
Fucking is way too much stress for a few seconds of bliss. I'll eat the moist, decadent, chocolate chip cookie instead tyvm.
LOL Bernard is an old. What 20yo uses words like "barren"? They use words like "Please God let it be negative".
OT WHOA that's a huge bitch.
Sweetas, are you still around bootayful? Just wanted to send you a ((HUG)) I sneaked it in between the butterfly beauty lips of lush.
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:55pm.
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I wonder what Bernard looks like? I picture the character from SNL Pat.......not a boy ,not a girl, just Pat.
This is what I was referring to earlier: a Cuchini.
http://www.cuchini.com/
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
Upon further reflection, I remember that I have a friend who goes around with cameltoe all the time. One time she even tried to pull my shorts up to create that look. When I was like, "Oh hell no, she says, "No girl, that looks bomb! That's what black men like!"
So I ask her boyfriend (who is black, though I doubt it's a race thing, I suspect it's a TACKY thing) if he thinks that is a good look, and he heartily agrees. So I do know two people that I could call right now who would think that picture was sexy, for whatever that's worth.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:40pm.
*huge high five* *waits for Bernard to tell me *'s and hi5s are so fat middle aged barren housewife*
Meaty, I love my vagina, as I'm sure most women on here love theirs, but I myself am grossed out because this is just so bad for her vagina! A women's vagina should be allowed to breathe and not be tortured by camel toe. This is a severe case of it, too, and we can imagine how uncomfortable that must be. It's like a front-wedgie - not fun!
way to help promote a yeast infection.
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:36pm.
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Sweets, like my man David Gandy, or David Beckam. DONG
Best tag ever.
lol meatblocks!! I get your point, but that is not an outline, that is the fucking Iliad! A whole hell of a lot of story. Too much story! Peen prints are equally "get some drawers on, damn." Unless it's someone really hot and hung, then they get a pass. *hypocritical*
ETA junks bigbendy! EATA Haha I really meant to write "jinx" but under the circumstances, typo. stays.
What the hellis up with. Doesn't she have an entourage to look out for wardrobe malfunctions? With that being said I have to agree with meat blocks. We are always on the outlook for the outline of a dong. IE my avie, the great Candy Man, David Gandy. I love dong outline sightings. Nothing wrong with that.
That has got to be a pad. Like one of the old-school ones that came with a belt and shit.