Open Post: Hosted By Dr. 90210
No, this isn't a picture of Dr. 90210, one of the original E! whores, holding up the tampon that fell out of his man pussy. This is a picture of Dr. Robert Rey posing with a peen implant during a meet and greet with his "fans" at the Seminole Casino in Hollywood, FL on Saturday. It's nice to see that after all these years Dr. 90210 is still a frosted, latex-covered MESS! Bitch looks like he just woke up from a coma after overdosing on the wrong kind of K during Black Party Weekend in 2001. Dr. 90210's calico cat hair makes me think of my terrifying adventures with Sun-In and that outfit makes me think of how I used my first credit card to actually buy something from the International Male catalog. Dr. 90210 is like a human time capsule of everything that was wrong about the early 2000s. Dude looks like a Euro gay porn star from 2002 who just can't let go of his glory days. I bet he smells like poppers, Drakkar, L.A. Looks gel and anti-chaffing cream.
That being said, I'd still hit it even though he's so damn greasy that fucking on him would be like humping a Slip 'N Slide covered in baby oil. But Dr. 90210 would have to bring his "friend" who sort of looks like a beary Haley Joel Osment on growth hormones.
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Hi bebeh! 1986 is it? Was that a memorable year... featuring cutie pie Rick Astley? hhehehe Never saw it!
How's the foot?
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Daaayum! Is he wearing an actual PELT on his noggin? Also, did he actually NEED a stethoscope that night or was in worn in place of a necklace? *smdh*
SDR, I'm sorry for your troubles. Hope everything turns out well :-) ((hugs))
Looks like *someone* has been perusing the 1986 International Male catalog.
Hi all!
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
This guy wasn't always like this. I forget how he started, but he used to be professional and wear button-down shirts and a lab coat and stuff. Then he got famous and went BUCKWILD homer-seckshul.
I have no idea why his long-suffering wife put up with his bullshit. If Mr. Hekki went through a similar morph, his ass would be on the curb wondering what happened.
I've hit a wall. It's only 3pm, but my body thinks it's 6pm.
I should be in sweats laying on the couch!
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 5:41pm.
Hi Momus!
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Hi, IrishFury.
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Octomom just filed for bankruptcy protection. She's trying to stave off the foreclosure sale, which must be any day now (borrowers usually wait till the end to file).
She should indenture the older kids out for farm or factory work or something.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Oh I remember this guys wife. Completely self-absorbed, problems only rich people have to deal with, and anorexia in order to gain her husbands attention so he'd stay home once in a while (for a few minutes at least).
I've never seen a dad or father stay so far away from his own family.
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Submitted by Beyotch Puhlease on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 5:39pm.
Are there that many broads in L.A. who are so desperate for plastic surgery they'd let that sleazebag put his hands on them? He's looks like little more than some slimeball tina freak trying to get Chi Chi LaRue to pay attention to him.
BITCH IS GREASY!!!
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Countless women. They will even go see Dr. Jiffy-Lube; look at what he did to Priscilla Presley's face.
http://www.tmz.com/2008/03/24/priscilla-presley-injured-by-phony-cosmeti...
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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SDR
Good thoughts for your Mom - I hope everything turns out ok. The waiting is awful. I'm sure it's hard for you too. Hang in there. xx
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Hi Momus!
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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 5:13pm.
Record it and put it on youtube.
Is his wig on purpose?
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Are there that many broads in L.A. who are so desperate for plastic surgery they'd let that sleazebag put his hands on them? He's looks like little more than some slimeball tina freak trying to get Chi Chi LaRue to pay attention to him.
BITCH IS GREASY!!!
(((SDR))) That's a hell of a way to start the week. Hope it gets better doll.
Yay M.E.!! I knew you'd have fun! :D
Dr. R is the gayest most in love with himself man I've ever seen. He's good looking but he's Super Atomic Cleansing strength Massengil.
OH MY GOD, IS THIS FOOL STILL AROUND?
Of course he's a licensed MD! He's got a stethoscope draped around his neck, doesn't he?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 5:31pm.
Call your homeowner's insurance agent. Homeowner's insurance usually covers such things.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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A shirt like that should be illegal with his torso *YUCK*
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Momus - Good idea. You don't think there would be much liability if he "hands off" supervised? This type of tree is very unpredictable.
Jack - It's a "Widow Maker" (dead pine). It's just that they half ass cut a wedge on the opposite side of their house and whittled away where the actual cut would be. It's swaying...
I would be scared to death if that was my tree.
Jesus, this guy is such a fucking toolbox. And he's not even a board certified plastic surgeon.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 5:15pm.
Melatonin is not for everyone.
I agree. I was a bit hasty giving Jacko the one under, but, truth be told, some people are simply immune to certain supplements.
Luckily, I'm not. I'm also a bit of a virgin when it comes to drugs because I rarely even pop an aspirin for pain.
My apologies to Jacko. *bows gracefully with full cleavage showing*
Wherever venue these pictures were taken at: someone should just nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 5:13pm.
See if Mr. SpottedDog has time to teach the young'uns next door the right to fell this tree. He can supervise while they do the actual cutting.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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SDR - let them cut it down, if you guys help and it falls on their house they are gonna blame your ass for it... no bueno.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Melatonin is not for everyone.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 5:02pm.
and I ALSO hate the new commercial where the girl looks through pink dresses, then puts on black suit and rides off on motorcycle and you find out its for t-mobile...what does that have to do with anything??
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Hey, we live in a litigious society right? So we rented some machinery to clear land and most importantly, take down some dead trees that were in danger to our neighbors house. I'd feel like a piece of crap if my negligence caused damage to their home. We took care of our trees and noticed they have a huge dead tree just on the other side of the property line that is dangerous to their place. We talked to them and told them to go ahead and drop the tree onto our property as there isn't anything there that they could damage. For 3-4 hours, I heard their chainsaw running and yet the tree never fell. They gave up and we went to look at what they were doing. They've whittled on this tree to the point that a good wind will take it down. It is approximately 20 feet from their house and this tree (1 of 3 dead ones on their property) is 60-70' tall and a good 3' in diameter. It is also extremely difficult to take down dead trees as they fall unpredictably (twist, break off wrong, etc.)
Do we offer to help them? There are no guarantees that we will not damage their house. The lady lives with her 2 sons who are in their late teens/early twenties and obviously have no idea what they are doing. I don't think they have the $$$ to pay to take these trees down. Our rented machinery went back today so I would be just as dangerous for Mr. Spot to cut them but at least he has some experience.
I took pictures to cover my spotted ass but damn, the human in me feels bad for them.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:36pm.
Open Post -oh, yay!
The place all the D-listed hausfrau come to whine about the bad choices they made on their way to middle-age.
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I love it when Bernard can't keep the jealousy and envy inside. LOL! Hopefully when school gets out and you get to camp, you'll learn some manners.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 5:02pm.
3) Please provide time lapsed video.
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Sicko. *rubs boobies into vid cam*
Submitted by mefunigirl on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 5:02pm.
and I ALSO hate the new commercial where the girl looks through pink dresses, then puts on black suit and rides off on motorcycle and you find out its for t-mobile...what does that have to do with anything??
IKR? Bleeding is NOT sexy. Blech. My pussy on a cross is NOT sexy. *voms*
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 5:01pm.
Momus - Can I haz Cisco also? That was my first red puke experience and some things I just hold near and dear to my heart.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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LOL
Dignity -- you're doing it wrong.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:54pm.
I tried that Melatonin crap to help me sleep and it kept me awake all fucking night!!! PINGPINGPINGing off the walls. Miz.ruh.bull. Tylenol PMs and a 12 pack put me to sleep just fine
Uh. Being an alcoholic doesn't help. You have to be sober to get the full effects of melatonin, laddy boy.
*spanks you for bad science*
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 5:03pm.
Definitely trolls! ; )
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:57pm.
I am so old, I keep double posting cuz my mind ain't clear! Aricept here I come!
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You're fine. It's the interwebs. I filed the same document twice today. Once while I wasn't even at the computer.
There are gremlins, trolls, ogres, and demons within the internet today just fucking with us.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:59pm.
Dontcha know MJT, if you are fat, you have to go gentle on the co-signing????
*finishes off Entenmann's pound cake with 2 liter Coke*
Buuuuuuuuurp.
Thank you folks for the keyboard cleaning suggestions. I have some 'canned air' but I'm a-skeered to use it. I will have hubby do the dirty deed. tee-hee
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:52pm.
My open post pet peeves O' the day:
3) Please provide time lapsed video.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:52pm.
I agree with mjt, canned air works.
and I ALSO hate the new commercial where the girl looks through pink dresses, then puts on black suit and rides off on motorcycle and you find out its for t-mobile...what does that have to do with anything??
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Momus - Can I haz Cisco also? That was my first red puke experience and some things I just hold near and dear to my heart.
@Hekki
LMAO! My Dad was having an issue with his buttcheeks rubbing together (don't start), so I told my Mom about the stuff. It helped, but she had to cleverly conceal the Monistat lable so that he would USE it! Menfolk! *shaking head*
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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:40pm.
My mother found a mass in her boob during a mammogram. Biopsy to be done next week.
One of the spotted dogs is having ACL surgery this week.
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Prayers all around, SDR.
SDR: I'm sorry to hear about your beloveds. Hugs to you.
I love you guys. I know you're just anonymous internet peeps but you make me smile. I think Dlisted is theraputic.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:52pm.
I had fried clams, lobster, chowder...Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm soooooooooooooooooooo good but I'm SO bloated from all the salt and butter and....FOOD!
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Biyatch, they put me on a whole month of steroids starting last week. I could eat the coffee table, chew on the drywall and still not be full.
NOT.COOL.
Jeezus I am starving to death...
Seriously, he isn't a bad looking guy. If you fixed his hair, had a fake-tan intervention and got him new clothes he'd be an hot older guy
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:56pm.
CO-SIGN,CO-SIGN, CO-SIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN.
Oh noes, I think I co-signed too hard..my gut just popped the button off my pants! OOPSIE!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:54pm.
I tried that Melatonin crap to help me sleep and it kept me awake all fucking night!!! PINGPINGPINGing off the walls. Miz.ruh.bull. Tylenol PMs
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CO-SIGN! TEAM TYLENOL PM-S!