Open Post: Hosted By Dr. 90210

April 30, 2012 / Posted by:

No, this isn’t a picture of Dr. 90210, one of the original E! whores, holding up the tampon that fell out of his man pussy. This is a picture of Dr. Robert Rey posing with a peen implant during a meet and greet with his “fans” at the Seminole Casino in Hollywood, FL on Saturday. It’s nice to see that after all these years Dr. 90210 is still a frosted, latex-covered MESS! Bitch looks like he just woke up from a coma after overdosing on the wrong kind of K during Black Party Weekend in 2001. Dr. 90210’s calico cat hair makes me think of my terrifying adventures with Sun-In and that outfit makes me think of how I used my first credit card to actually buy something from the International Male catalog. Dr. 90210 is like a human time capsule of everything that was wrong about the early 2000s. Dude looks like a Euro gay porn star from 2002 who just can’t let go of his glory days. I bet he smells like poppers, Drakkar, L.A. Looks gel and anti-chaffing cream.

That being said, I’d still hit it even though he’s so damn greasy that fucking on him would be like humping a Slip ‘N Slide covered in baby oil. But Dr. 90210 would have to bring his “friend who sort of looks like a beary Haley Joel Osment on growth hormones.

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