One Down…..

April 30, 2012 / Posted by:

Scientists studying the ongoing mating rituals of the North American sasquatch will have to get research footage from other sources, because Lamar Odom has killed E!’s Khloe & Lamar by pulling out of that mess to focus on saving his basketball career. The Dallas Mavericks pretty much put Lamar on the curb after his worst season ever and so he’s trying to up his chances of getting traded to another team by dropping the reality shit show baggage he brought to the Mavericks.

TMZ says that Khloe & Lamar’s second season will be its last. Their source says that Lamar is working with new trainers full-time in L.A. and doesn’t want to be bothered by having to fulfill his contractual obligations with E! by letting Khloe dry mount him on camera several times a day. But Lamar isn’t completely free from the clutches of Ryan Seacrest’s evil-making troll claws. Lamar will still be on Keeping Up with the Kuntrashians every now and again.

It’s always a good day when the Kuntrashian fame whore machine weakens, but Lamar is still in danger, girl. Lamar’s game isn’t down because of the cameras. Lamar’s game is down because when he goes to sleep at night, Pimp Mama Kris slithers out of the closet and feeds her black demon heart by sucking the life blood out of him through the artery in his taint. (Yes, we have taint arteries. I just tapped at mine.) PMK did it to Bruce Jenner and she’s doing it to Lamar too. Run, Lammy, ruuuuun.

But seriously, Khloe looks like the Edward Munster of the family, but she’s actually the Marilyn. Who knew that a Kardashian would actually choose the happiness of her husband over the cameras? If that doesn’t say (in Maury’s voice) “Robert Kardashian, you are not the father,” then I don’t know what does.

And here’s Khloe, Kim and Lamar handing the same ball while shooting scenes for Khloe & Lamar in his hometown of Jamaica, Queens on Friday.

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