Monday, April 30th 2012
This Is The Look: Marky Mark On The Set Of Pain And Gain
The costume designer(s) of Pain and Gain should get their Oscar speech ready, because they have clenched the win by throwing this hot look onto the body of one-man terrorist killing machine Marky Mark. As Marky pumped up his brain with heavy beats (SPOILER ALERT: He was listening to this), he flashed one third of his nipple triplets and braced himself for the tidal wave of panty pudding that eventually hit him after hos got a good look of him dressed up like John Travolta's private chef. Those aren't rainboots. They're pantycreamboots!
And I only have one tiny issue with this look. According to my Scientology spell checker, they spelled "cock" wrong. They should fix that in post-production.
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Oh my dear God, The Rock is so ever-loving hot. He's also supposed to be a total sweetie.
Barky Bark is hot from the neck down and is a total asshole.
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Submitted by bornagainChristian on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 10:28am.
Your slipping Michael. I cannot believe you didn't mention the background! That's the bigger irony here. no pun intended.
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OMG! In my haste to spew my bitter bile over this fuckwad, I totally missed the PEEN!
And the Rock. Yes, I totally would.
HATE on this douchewater assbag. he has made some of the most ignorant statements in the history of Hollywood (um, yeah, I was in the running for Brokeback Mountain, but I couldn't handle all the gay stuff-- well then, you weren't in the running assbag, bc THAT'S WHAT THE STORY WAS ABOUT, OR DIDN'T YOU READ THE SCRIPT?????).
Oh yeah, I'm a good Catholic boy---who ran around in my underwear and fucked around on my GF while she was dropping my babies on the linoleum. Fuck this asshat. He's a fucking tool.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 1:53pm.
Dlisted ladies, let's all make a pact to have our men dress this way and then swap pics, or would that be too cruel?
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Not cruel at all Mickey, we could institute a law. *whispers* don't know if it will go over well, but we can try! ;P
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 2:12pm.
Listen, I would sooo let the inner slut in me take over and allow The Rock and Marky Mark to tag team. There I said it.
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According to the media, Mark only put on the extra muscles and weight for this movie!!!! And if he is arrogant, well . . . . maybe I would be too if I started out like he did, then went on to produce Entourage and Boardwalk Empire, to name only two of his productions.
Listen, I would sooo let the inner slut in me take over and allow The Rock and Marky Mark to tag team. There I said it.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Dlisted ladies, let's all make a pact to have our men dress this way and then swap pics, or would that be too cruel?
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
turn around.
Loopy, there's definitely something in the air, that's for sure. Even MK is featuring all panty creamers today!! Lol ;p
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
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All I want is the sex tape of "The Rock" and "Marky Mark" and I'll be unavailable for a few days.... LOL
Whamo, the ladies around here are very observant but I like to concentrate on one thing at a time to give it proper attention! LOL I hear ya when you say you'd be distracted too!! Hehehehehe
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:39am.
only today lol.. cuz im feeling abit slutty. i dunno wats up, its just today, marky mark is doing all kinds of things for me and i hate the guy, cannot stand him...maybe ill grudge bang him or something.
Loopy, you are demanding! Hehehe Lordy, one minute it's do the mani/pedi before sexy times, the next it's get on with it and get out!! hahahaha *kidding* ;)
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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Looks like the sequel to I Heart Huckabees
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:22am.
Sorry Whamo, when beefcake is standing in front of me, I am not as obsevant....
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LOL! I'm sure I wouldn't have been looking around if it was a smokin hot chick so I can totally understand where you're coming from.
I think most of the Dlisted beefcake lovin (aka cock hounds) ladies didn't see it BUT they are pictures of cocks so I'm a little supprised you ladies didn't notice that!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:22am.
did somebody say gorilla? lol
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:21am.
I'm with LoopyGorilla, I am feeling the eggs escaping the ovaries today so that makes me say, what the heck, let's bang one out.
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AHAHA im so glad im not the only feeling like that today.
normally id say no thanks to marky mark, but today, i dunno..something is saying, "yeah come on, just go for it, go on, be slutty, you'd do him if he turned up at your door right now"
but as soon as we are done, i want him out of the bed and out of the house, i dont want to hear his tales of how he could have stopped the terrorists, or how he is a gangster and did time in the jail.....for throwing rocks at school kids on a field trip (LOL).
I don't like beefy guys, but if I had to choose one of them, I'd go with the Rock. Marky Mark looks like a gorilla in the face (and body).
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Douchechill!
Sorry Whamo, when beefcake is standing in front of me, I am not as obsevant as you guys who are looking at wall coverings, window arrangements, hem trimmings... #onetrackmind and #onethingatatime ;)
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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Hekki- I co-sign the personality/demeanor being a huge draw. He comes across as really genuine and like a nice guy.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
I've never found this turtle head hot. And he's a dick on top of it.
I'm with LoopyGorilla, I am feeling the eggs escaping the ovaries today so that makes me say, what the heck, let's bang one out.
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Submitted by sonicboomboy72 on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:15am.
LOL i didnt even notice the penis chart until you pointed it, DAMN you have good idea for detail lol
The Rock has a nasty alien head and problems in the face area of his body. I wouldn't fuck him with my dad's dick.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by sonicboomboy72 on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:15am.
Why on earth is there a penis size chart behind Marky Mark
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That's what I was asking, has nobody noticed this? LOL!!
Why on earth is there a penis size chart behind Marky Mark.....Are the crew measuring one another up and rating it like www.thevisualiser.net?
We all know that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is in the "little boy" room...he's hung like a child!
Please blow the pic up MK...... lets see whats written on those cocks on the wall!
"Christiiiiiiiina.....get me the axe!"
After his "beefcake" period, I thought he swore that he'd never appear shirtless again. So much for that.
MK, where is the Rock's "Kiss the Cock" pic?
Have the both guys out in the backyard on any given Sunday grilling some steaks, having some beers... In walks security guard #2... Haha
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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LMAO @ "According to my Scientology spell checker, they spelled "cock" wrong."
KISS THE COCK.
MK, how much I love you!!!
*whistle* mmmmhmmm the Rock does the right things for me.
I have taken my younger cousins to go see the Rock in those shit disney films he is in, and the whole time i was at the cinema i was just oggling as how tight the t-shirt is on him and wondering how many wrong things i can do with him.
it is also the reason why i watched the scorpion king, it was about scorpions and bugs and stuff and oh yeah.. the rock half naked for 1.30 hours.
as for marky mark, that douche bag.. he is an asshole, but yeah today im feeling like i gotta be abit slutty, so yeah i'd fuck him. but NORMALLY i wouldnt...okay just today. cuz im feeling slutty.
WTF is up with that board behind Marky Mark and why are there cocks on? It's the right length??? huh!
Meh. You guys can have Marky Mark. I'll take The Rock because he has those (too many here, though) nice muscles but he comes across as polite and gentle and good-natured which I find to be a very hot combination. And he has beautiful skin.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 10:52am.
LMFAO. UVY - I just spit my coffee out all over my monitor. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
The Rock is it for me...that body...that face...I'll take it all...that is a hot piece of ass that's for sure.
I normally love The Rock but he does nothing for me bald. He looks like a circumsized penis.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Is he wearing boots? hahahahaha He needs a collar and cuffs!
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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Looks like a redneck BBQ turned gay porn... LOL at the two dudes getting their autograph.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Somebody is back on steroids apparently.
Ugh! I hate this massive douche-bag! He reeks of ignorance and selve love.
He is so disgusting looking. He looks like a total thug and acts like one too for that matter. I saw him on the Graham Norton show a few weeks back and you could just tell that he was beyond uncomfortable being interviewed by an openly gay man. Mostly likely a closet case. Horrible meat head.
I do Pagents!
To verify that Marky looked like Travolta's private chef, I'd need to check out what was under that mamoth apron. Turn around Mark, what's the view from the back. *drops ladle* oooops! ;D
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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Submitted by bornagainChristian on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 10:28am.
Your slipping Michael. I cannot believe you didn't mention the background! That's the bigger irony here. no pun intended.
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OMG you are so right! I think it even says "It's the right length".
Bwahahahahahaha!!
Sucky has that poster hanging over his bed, his dad gave it to him as a young boy
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
OMG, you are right, bornagain, the background is killing me!
I don't normally go for big guys, but Marky Mark falls into the category of yes, but only if no one else would find out.
*bornagainChristian OH SHIT, LOL what is that even about???
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
the rock...anytime, anywhere...since i am from boston, i will always see marky mark as the neighborhood thug...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
BEEFCAKE!!
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Whoa! What a 100% fish devastating, terrorist pulverizing macho man!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This movie looks really stupid. That Jennifer Nicole Lee also is in it.
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