Jake Gyllenhaal Is A Tia Again!
Maggie Gyllenhaal has birthed out yet another little girl who gets to play Barbies in her playroom with Uncle Jakey (SPOILER ALERT: Jakey's always gets to be Midge. Always.). Maggie's rep tell UsWeekly that her second daughter with Peter Sarsgaard was born on April 19th in NYC. Just like Jack Osbourne and Lily Allen, Maggie and Peter have given their daughter the name of a 73-year-old southern memaw who holds the record as Piggy Wiggly's longest serving employee and whose hair hasn't been out of a bun since the 40s. Maggie and Peter named their second kid:
GLORIA RAY!!!!!!!
I can't hate on the name Gloria Ray at all, because: a) Any name that is also the title of a Laura Branigan song is a good name and; b) Just shouting the name "Gloria Ray" out loud makes me feel like a southern mother from the 50s calling her daughter in for supper.
And meanwhile, Jessica Simpson's wombschooled unborn baby just graduated from the 3rd grade.
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She seems like a real broad & you could drink coffee with her on a Tuesday morning. I think I like my imaginary friend, Maggie.
Tio Miguel, Tio....
He's straight? Really?
Magilla obviously just rolled out of bed, grabbed a jacket & red lipstick. yikes!
More importantly...Im really confused at this point. is jessica Simpson really pregnant or is it just an awesomely long-running joke by Michael K?!
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YESSS! NO MORE HOUSE. buh bye bitch. sorry I work for doctors for a living.
The chocolate cupcakes are like, "shit, I hope she doesn't try to fuck me.
My mom was actually going to name me either Dolores or Rafaela. In spite of always wanting to have a more unique name (In grade school there were always at least 2 other girls who shared my name and i HATED IT!) I'm so glad she gave me my name!
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I don't personally like the name Gloria. It's not bad, just not my cup of tea. I do however like the name Pearl, Ruby, Edith, Sofia, Melina....I like Olga too. But not to name my daughter.
Actually, I like how names sound with Russian surnames. Maria in Spanish is very boring and almost eye-roll inducing. But change the surname to Russian, and it's so much better!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 12:22am.
i have watched way too many fashion shows lol who knew i could absorb so much make up tips.
maggie is just one of those ladies who cant pull off the rouge lippie.
DAMN but she is one fug woman. FUG.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:22pm.
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Oh, that's like talkin' dirty! LOL
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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GG, you are right. Her smile doesn't seem natural or comfortable. Her eyes are a pretty color but an odd shape. You called it. Thanks, I've spent way too much time on it........haha
Bigbendy, I think it maybe that she is usually pulling "faces". But there is something peculiar about the eyes...a glint or maybe slanted (not in an asian manner) but a little off.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:46pm.
She is an odd looking woman.
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GG, I know right. What is it that makes her that way. I have been looking at her individual features and they aren't bad. It's just when put together , they don't work. I can't put my finger on it.
She is an odd looking woman.
Not everyone looks drop dead gorgeous when they're pregnant. Give her a break.
Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:11pm.
you are right, not a good look.
she needs a minerals foundation to just lightly cover her face and give it a natural look, brown eye liner along the root of her eye lashes, dusky brown on the eyeslid and abit of volume mascara (but not maximiser) to bring out the blue eyes, brush a light shade of blush on both cheek bones, and a Dior glow lipstick because its a much lighter shade and vuala... no more haggis face.
Good. That lipstick is way too bright. She needs some foundation to balance her face out.
Im jealous of those kids because they get to hang around that hottie uncle jakey poo.
maybe i can be reincarnated and born into a family who are neighbours of maggie, and become friends of those of kids and when i grow up into a college age guy next door, 6'4 tall, altheletic build, wide shoulders from swimming, dusty light brown hair, soft blue eyes and....i can seduce an older daddy jake.
I have no snark for these two--I love 'em both.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 8:40pm.
Be sure to have lots of tissues handy, TRUST, LMAO! ;D
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That seriously made me lol!! Ok I'll grab a roll of Bounty and close the blinds!!! :)
Whamo, be careful, she is extremely sexy in that movie. Like her body is amazing and she acts well too. Glad you saw this, please report back and tell me if you don't agree. Be sure to have lots of tissues handy, TRUST, LMAO! ;D
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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She looks like Droopey. If you name one Ramona, you better commit and name the other one Beatrice. I would have also accepted Quimby Ray.
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Glo-Ray for short.
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I think its awesome that people are naming their children after their grandmothers and grandfathers again. My kids are Rita & Ulysses. Named after my grandmother and her brother. Rita's name was going to be Rita Louise, but my SIL beat me to the middle name (our other grandmother). My ex husband and I both have the most common male and female names on the planet, so any change from the common was great for us. Let's just say if Rita had made her Xmas due date she would have been named after the big JC.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:58pm.
Whamo, did you never see Maggie in that movie where she plays a woman who just got out of jail?
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Hey Reason(I have to come up with a good response name for you;) no I haven't seen Sherrybaby but I did watch Secretary and have to agree that because of the kink factor and mind fucking I did find her sexy in that. I actually don't mind her at all as an actor she just looks absolutely fug at times but at other times she looks....ok lol:) I'll try and find Sherrybaby and give it a go.
@Lisbet459
Count me in as another person who doesn't understand why Katie Holmes got trashed for her performance as Rachel Dawes and Maggie Gyllenhaal got praised. I'm not a fan of Robot Katie but she didn't do a much worse job than Maggie. IMO the role was poorly written in the first place-Rachel was nothing more than "The girl". Best part of TDK was when her ass done got blowed up.
"Gloria Ray" sounds like someone who's 80, but at least it's better than some cutesy made-up garbage.
Congratulations to my fantasy sister-in-law and her husband.
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Congrats. But she is super-FUG.
Sonah22, glad I am not the only one who saw Sherrybaby! She was amazing in that and Bedroom Eyes is also a very good actor. They're a talented couple! hehehe
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Maggie G has an adorable puppy eyed face that a lot of guys like and her eyes are beautiful, imo. She's also brilliant and usually pretty sexy in her roles. 'Sherry Baby" was heartbreaking and she looked good nekkid. If you Google her, you'll see that mk chose a pretty bad picr. She's hot most of the time.
I have an aunt Gloria. She's 90.
She truly is very unfortunate looking.
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I love old people names. I love Gloria Ray. My kid has a grandma name (Sylvia) and yes I am an insufferable hipster :)
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Whamo, did you never see Maggie in that movie where she plays a woman who just got out of jail? I'll try to think of the title. Yes, she wore no bra the entire time over her pendulous breasts -got your attention?- she was good in that. Also in Secretary she was interestingly sexy... Am I alone in this? hehehe i think she doesn't photograph very well but she's very sexy in a slinky sort of way. Mind you, I've not seen her in too much else... so what do I know? ;)
ETA: it was called Sherrybaby.
Anyway, congrats to Maggie and Bedroom Eyes on the baby news!
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:22pm.
Aw, Maggie G's alright. She's not your typical Hollywood bimbo or glamour queen, but she often does look disheveled. A little makeup and a hairbrush go a long way, baby.
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The same could be said about Helena Bonham Carter.
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Agreed...I would love to see HBC coiffed and dolled up, just to mix things up a bit, but she's delightfully wacky, and she rocks it!
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Aww Gloria Ray isn't so bad. She won't be made fun of with that name. It's better than something like Moondrop Bidet.
"Lucinda hid that crap near an ice machine on the same floor before Alex chased her stealin' ass down the hallway and busted his tendon. The cops later arrested Lucinda and charged her with fucking with Alex Trebek." - MK
she's too ugly to be hollywood's leading lady...but whatevz..congrats I guess
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Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:13pm.
Do I need a Jeweler's Loupe for that?
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ROFL! Okay. You made me laugh with just one frowny!
We have twins at our school named Gloria and Rose... you cannot get more old lady than those names.
The true Maggie: http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Maggie-Gyllenhaal...
I think she is pretty. The damn Hollywood cookie cutter look gets so damn tired, it`s refreshing to see someone look fucking normal. Good for her! And she seems to be a sweet person, so congrats on the Baby. The husband looks like a dick.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 3:36pm.
Geeeezuz H she is one homely looking fucking woman, is Sarsgaard blind!!?
Seriously, she's not even "girl next door" pretty, she's dog pound down the road UGLY!!!
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That light switches and paper bags are for. Besides, she's may be very talented at certain activities.
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Let's just hope she can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose! :)
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Whamo,or the chrome off of a trailer hitch.......haha
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:22pm.
Aw, Maggie G's alright. She's not your typical Hollywood bimbo or glamour queen, but she often does look disheveled. A little makeup and a hairbrush go a long way, baby.
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Some mean comments in here. I don't think she is naturally beautiful but I don't think she should be starring in the next commercial for Alpo either.
I think she is pretty in a unique way.
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Aw, Maggie G's alright. She's not your typical Hollywood bimbo or glamour queen, but she often does look disheveled. A little makeup and a hairbrush go a long way, baby.
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- Alex Ovechkin, #8
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:14pm.
Not Impressed: I just busted a gut laughing here at the playground and everyone's staring.
Not that I think either one is pretty but they have some kind of appeal. I always root for the underdog.
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HAHA! Aww, me too. I'll reserve the term "ugly" for people whose looks AND personalities offend me (people from Jersey Shore, Real Housewives hos, LeAnn Rimes, Lindsay Lohan, etc.) If someone is unattractive yet harmless, it doesn't feel right to be mean :).
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cuntry club.
Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:13pm.
Do I need a Jeweler's Loupe for that?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
That was a hot movie. Would've loved to have played her roll! *wiggling eyebrows* James Spader has always made me weak in the knees.
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Submitted by cocoebert on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:14pm.
Buncha haters. Maggie was HAWT in Secretary.
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That's the thing. I borrowed that on DVD, because I heard it was so good and she was so hot. I never saw the appeal.
Also, when The Joker tells her character in the Dark Knight how beautiful she is, I started to laugh in the cinema. I wasn't alone. I also have no idea why Katie Holmes got slated in Batman Begins but Maggies was meant to turn in a great performance. What exactly was meant to be the difference?
He's like the male Uma Thurman to me - sometimes sexy, sometimes not. Meh. Congrats to The Secretary though.