This Is Everything: Grannies Watching Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape

April 30, 2012 / Posted by:

Leave it to three memaws to perfectly sum up Kim Kardashian in one simple sentence: “She’s just laying there!” I became these three memaws’ fan at “His tongue is as long as his dick!” and I became their biggest fan at “His nose is in her cligh-toris!

Do they take requests, because I need them to guide me through the Chyna sex tape. Shit, I need them to guide me through all sex tapes. They need their own show on Comedy Central. They can call it Granny Got Porn or Werther’s Original Theater 2012.

via Gawker

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