Leave it to three memaws to perfectly sum up Kim Kardashian in one simple sentence: “She’s just laying there!” I became these three memaws’ fan at “His tongue is as long as his dick!” and I became their biggest fan at “His nose is in her cligh-toris!”
Do they take requests, because I need them to guide me through the Chyna sex tape. Shit, I need them to guide me through all sex tapes. They need their own show on Comedy Central. They can call it Granny Got Porn or Werther’s Original Theater 2012.