Guess Who Didn't Come To Dinner?
Stacy Keibler was supposed to be glued to George Clooney's arm at last night's White House Correspondents' Dinner, but I guess negotiations between their lawyers to extend her escort contract past awards season broke down, because the three things missing last night were her 50 foot-long legs and her plastered on fake smile. George came SANS an escort, but who needs a cocktail waitress or lady wrestler or Italian cokehead as a date when you've got Barbara Walters? Barbara was so excited to be squeezed up against George Clooney that her old lady juices overflowed up into her face and coagulated into a Juvederm-like substance. That isn't plastic in Barbara's cheeks. That's an orgasm!
George mostly spent his night charming ladies, having intimate moments with wine bottles and showing us what he would do if he was ever left alone in a room with his second holemate (after Brad Pitt): Michael Fassbender's peen.
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And here's even more pictures of even more hos at last night's dinner: Babs,George, Michelle Obama, President Obama, Jimmy Kimmel, Reese Witherspoon, Elizabeth Banks, Paul Rudd, Sofia Vergara, Uggie with Diane Sawyer, Aziz Ansari and Callistabot with Newt. And if you're thinking to yourself, "But Michael, was so and so there?" The answer is YES. YES, because everybody was fucking there. Everybody!
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Thank you! Sick and tired of being referred to as a racist and having the race card thrown, because I can't stand the ass that we temporarily refer to as POTUS!
But you just can't argue with STUPIDITY!!!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 12:55am.
They've always invited dumbfucks for that dinner for every president.
In 2006, Steve Colbert insulted Bush so badly, many of his supporters and aides left.
This dinner has made a mockery of quite a few presidents, albeit probably well deserved. The White House wants to appear like they are in touch with what's trending, so that's who they invite.
imho, it makes these old people look like they are trying too hard and they wind up looking like fools....every time.
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Dallas....Totally agree with everything you are saying!!
Excuse me...my comment should have been towards...LoopyGorilla....what a dumbass name...for a uninformed voter!! SMH
Dallas...stop playing the racist card!! That is just ridiculous....stating people don't like him cause he's black!! Bullshit....such an ignorant ass comment!! I voted that asshole in and damn did I make a huge ass mistake!! This traitor signed the NDAA into affect allowing US Citizens to be held indefinately without a trial on little or no evidence. He killed our Bill of Rights. He's being investigated for Fast and Furious. Him and Eric Holder were caught selling weapons to the Mexican Drug Cartel, got a Border agent killed in the process. He's a straight up Dictator!! Do your fricken research dumbass!! You best believe he's a one term President!! He's a Traitor and the young voters that got him elected are leaving his ass in epic numbers!!
Uhhh...why is Elizabeth Banks' ass so huge? I guess it was a bustle or something but it looked ridiculous. No one should want to make their ass look 10x bigger than their body.
And why is Kim Grossdashian's ass in the front of her body now?
Good lord it isn't that hard to dress yourselves when you have 60 stylists and a team of uneducated losers doing it for you!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:18am.
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Well said Loopy :)))
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 10:37am.
yeh i wont, thanks for reminding me because its like talking to a brick wall.
The problem with this country is that most of its adults spend their time on Hollywood gossip sites rather than 1) working 2) reading real news.
Jesus.
Oh, and by the way - we pay the secret service whether they're sitting at home in their underwear or at a public event. Government employees are usually on flat salaries.
If you'd spend less time worrying about Kim Kardashian and paying attention to how stuff actually works in the world, you'd know that.
I doubt Babwa was all that excited by Clooney being she is a card carrying lesbian. She probably was eyeing Locohan walking by. More her style. Blonde. Dumb. Whorish.
ANd whoever put all these idiots on the guest list should be shot for treason. Allowing a crazy, drug addicted and on parole Locohan? and a sex video famous emptybrain Kartrashian? not to mention fat bloatards Gingrich and Joisey Christy? I hope they seated them on opposite ends of the room in order to lessen the stress on the floor joints.
But seriously, what a country we live in! The dumbing down of the country by Bush-Cheney has come full circle. The idiots and racists are free to express themselves and act on their sick antiquated ways without question. wow....we've come so far and grown so much i want to vomit.
Loopy, don't bother. Politics aside, this was a dinner that is held every year and is not hosted by the President or the WH. Nor does it take place in the WH, but still it is turned into something political. Haha Whatever, it is not worth trying to convince people that Obama did not make up the guest list nor cause any additional expense that other presidents did not incur during their normal comings and goings. You can explain it until you are blue in the face... Check back, it's been said many times.... ;)
I wonder if MK covered this event back in 2007 or before and just what the comments were then LMAO, actually who cares!
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 12:55am.
i wish people would know that the president or the white house doesnt have a say on the guest list. And because Fox News are fucking assholes and cunts with their nazi, racists, right wing, anti-anyone who isnt white, blonde, blue eyes and is a lifetime member of the KKK, and they don't respect the Obama because he is black, they think that the way to show their distain for him is by inviting the trashiest whores in hollywood to the event.
Because they never invited dumb fucks to the dinner when Clinton was president, because he was a white guy.
Fuck Fox News and their stunts. And sure Obama can't fix all the economic woes in USA overnight but the dumb fucks who voted in Bush let him fuck over the country for almost a decade, but they wanted Obama to wave the magic wand and fix all the stuff ups.
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Not using the Race Card? The what the eff is all this drivel?
Here is little knowledge for you... MLK was a Republican!
Submitted by Dallas on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 9:27am.
im not the one playing the race card.
its fox news that plays the race card.
i couldnt care less if somebody is blue, yellow, orange, pink, purple but apparently fox news does. why do you think they constantly "accidentally" referred to obama as osama? amongst other things they said. which i cant be bothered to list.
and call me whatever names you want :) if it makes you feel better.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 12:55am.
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Gawd, you are an ignorant asshole! How is slinging the race card working for you? Do you have any other lies you want to spew?
Knowledge is power, and you desperately need to acquire some! Step out of your trailer, and educate yourself, please. Pitiful, just pitiful!!
Loopy, Third that!
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So "White House Correspondents' Dinner" actually means "Every tv and movie actor in America"?
Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 5:20am.
:) I dont like to get political on dlisted lol and not all presidents are perfect and obama isnt perfect.
but fox news are just assholes and the stunt they pulled is dispectful, because if obama was a white president, they wouldnt behave like this. they didnt do it when clinton was in office, and clinton was known to chase skirts and leave his cum stains on interns' jackets.
reminds me of news i watched awhile ago, when obama was elected and some repulicans said they wouldn't work with him or respect his authority as the president, cuz he is black, except they used the N word in a really derotagory manner.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 12:55am.
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I second everything you wrote.
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Better a bottle in front o'me
than a frontal lobotomy
oh fuck, I can't stop laughing.......
Anyhoo, I enjoyed watching the US Pres get some digs in, and have some fun with his detractors. Most enjoyable.
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Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 6:44pm.
HATE to get political on the D... But in that sorta mood...
Happy reading to ignorant and ill informed:
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Did you just link to twitter soundbites to back up an argument? AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Can't wait to vote for him in November!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 4:01pm.
Brava. and nice to see you've bailed out from your unfortunate incarceration of last week, lol
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
i wish people would know that the president or the white house doesnt have a say on the guest list. And because Fox News are fucking assholes and cunts with their nazi, racists, right wing, anti-anyone who isnt white, blonde, blue eyes and is a lifetime member of the KKK, and they don't respect the Obama because he is black, they think that the way to show their distain for him is by inviting the trashiest whores in hollywood to the event.
Because they never invited dumb fucks to the dinner when Clinton was president, because he was a white guy.
Fuck Fox News and their stunts. And sure Obama can't fix all the economic woes in USA overnight but the dumb fucks who voted in Bush let him fuck over the country for almost a decade, but they wanted Obama to wave the magic wand and fix all the stuff ups.
Did anybody blow the President? Did anyone throw a shoe at the President's head? No? Who gives a fuck then?
I love how only one person raised their hand for not smoking weed. Jimmy K has some guts.
Fox News invited these low class trashy celebs to sully the Prez. Period.
Next.
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President Obama has nothing to do with the guest list. This function is not a Whitehouse administration function. The organization who puts this together does it for the sake of scholarships and laughs. It has been going on for years.Obama shows up because it is tradition.
http://www.whca.net/index.htm
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Regarding Elizabeth Banks' honky-tonk-badonkadonk... it's an illusion created by the peplum on her dress.
Submitted by Tyroen on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 3:35pm.
Thank you for bringing respect and integrity back to the White House, Mr. President.
OMG that is the most ridiculous comment ever. What planet do you live on?
Maybe it is because MK refers to Obama as the "Prom King". First off, if he is anything it is the Prom "Queen" and the assorted dregs of liberalism are in good company with what history will remember as the worst president of the last 150 years.
"Abortion is the sacrament of Liberalism and the party of Death"
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 6:44pm.
HATE to get political on the D... But in that sorta mood...
Happy reading to ignorant and ill informed:
http://whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com/
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Thanks for that link.
WHERE WAS BIG ANGE'S INVITATION?? THE TRAVESTY.
Submitted by fookyoo on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 8:29pm.
I know I'm not American and don't get me wrong I love you guys but when did it become OK for talentless hos such as Blohan and Kardaswhatthefuck to attend an event such as this.
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Fox News invited them and, it seems, succeeded at making the president look dumb for attending. They have done this every year since Obama took office. Last year they invited Donald Trump, which Obamarama made reference to in his jokes.
You will find these stunts missing during the Bush Jr years.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 8:02pm.
Unless the mind boggling amount of security was there for free, we did pay. I'm all for security for them past and present for any of the hundreds of functions they go to, but not for events stroking the ego of the likes of blohan or the kuntrashians. This was a joke.
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Again, the tax payer DID NOT pay for Blohan or the Ks to go! Fox News invited them. Fox News paid for them because they brought the table. Now, the president could have declined the invite, but I'm sure it still would have been televised on Cspan and Blohan and Ks would have gone. Taxpayers have nothing to do with that.
I get being angry about this event, but presidents have been going to this event for DECADES. If it was held in the White House at a state dinner, it would make more sense to say it was a waste of tax payer money.
On bright side, it did not take place in a foreign country so the secret service only had to go across town.
I make no apologies when i scream that uppity b.w. can go f*ck herself. she was passed around in her heyday and the nerve she has to pass judgement like she's the queen.. can.not.stand.
Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 8:02pm.
Unless the mind boggling amount of security was there for free, we did pay. I'm all for security for them past and present for any of the hundreds of functions they go to, but not for events stroking the ego of the likes of blohan or the kuntrashians. This was a joke.
Submitted by fookyoo on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 8:29pm.
This.
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I know I'm not American and don't get me wrong I love you guys but when did it become OK for talentless hos such as Blohan and Kardaswhatthefuck to attend an event such as this.
I appreciate that if you by a table you need to flog the tickets to someone but even these hacks could've found better paying guests other than these two talentless slags.
At least sell the seats to peeps that get the fuckin' jokes or at least have some distinguishable talent and haven't made a name for themselves by allowing a guy to film himself pissing on you.
I'm done. As you were.
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America.. fuck yeah!
Oh we are also paying for all the presidential candidates and their loved ones too.
Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 7:33pm.
So I actually like most of the celebrities pictured here but, uh, why were they at the White House Correspondents' Dinner? It's for journalists--people who write, not people who like to be written about. I know this is not an Obama Administration thing but when did this Hollywood comes to dinner bs begin?
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With Bill Clinton and the rise of the cable news networks such as Fox.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 6:44pm.
That dinner is not held at the White House. Which means WE paid for all the security to get the President and First lady there, AND while they were there, then of course to return them safely to the White House. Do you have any idea how much that cost? All for nothing more than a party for the 1% ? Which by the way, Obama is a member of.
I dont begrudge them a night out, but this fuckery of an ego stroke isn't needed.
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What about all the past presidents? We pay the security on them too. We pay for George W to go on the Big O and promote his book! We pay for George Sr and Slick Willy to tour the world with security. Security detail is a given for presidents past. The law changed in 1997 to only ten years.
Sorry, this dinner does not fall into the "tax payer" paid for it bracket.
I think it may have been pointed out, but the White House Correspondents' Dinner does not actually take place at the White House. It's a schmooze-fest for "journalists" to act like fanboys and fangirls with celebrities.
It really has no more value that I can see, but it's a great opportunity for the President to fling back some of the silly crap that the media lets pass for news - and remind people that Fox News is a parody of a news organization.
@Stan Derp
WHAT?! You have to be F-ING kidding me...that low life Kim was invited? That is infuriating.
So I actually like most of the celebrities pictured here but, uh, why were they at the White House Correspondents' Dinner? It's for journalists--people who write, not people who like to be written about. I know this is not an Obama Administration thing but when did this Hollywood comes to dinner bs begin?
I wish Jimmy Fallon had done it instead of Kimmel. I've always like him better. ;D
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Obama needs to take over Kimmel's job because he was much funnier and better delivery. Kimmel's jokes were pretty bad and got very few laughs.
I've seen many other WHCD's and this one was one of the lamest.
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sugar free, well said! And there will be another Correspondent's dinner come next year... maybe letters should be sent to Fox to let them know that given the economic situation, that too much money was spent on this party.
Anyway, everyone in attendance seemed to have had a good time... so well done for them!
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I guess Michelle got a new wig or possibly a new weave... STILL hard to look at!