"Cooooooooooooooke?"
Don't you just hate it when you mistake a salt shaker for a coke shaker (see: picture of LiLo above)?
As expected, Fox News kept up their reputation as the hardest working fuckery makers in the game by bringing a triple dose of fame whore to last night's White House Correspondents' Dinner at the Hilton in DC. Lindsay Lohan came as a guest of Fox's Greta van Susteren, and Kim Kuntrashian and Pimp Mama Kris came as guests of Fox's affiliate in the 9th circle of Hell. LiLo actually bathed with soap for the occasion and covered her freckled carcass with the discount Windsor Fashions dress you wore to your prom in 1989. Even though that cheap ass dress looks like it was made with doggy poop bags, it was perfect for the occasion. It showcased her saggy wrinkly side tit and its skirt completely covered up the bags that were strapped to her thighs to hold all the silverware, jooree and centerpieces she stole from the event. "What did I do with my diamond bracelet?" is definitely the most used sentence in DC this morning.
As for Kim and PMK, they dressed up as Whore Kristmas. Kim wore a velvet dress that's the exact shade of the fumes that billow out of her cooze hole after she bumps wet parts with Kanye. Pimp Mama Kris wore her creator's favorite color and it looked like a dynamite stick stuffed with foundation blew up in her face right before she walked through a wind tunnel. Not only is bitch's face pulled, but so is her hair. Pimp Mama Kris' hair was standing straight up like it was reaching for God to help it.
I couldn't find any pictures of Kim and LiLo together, but I'm assuming there will be some later after pictures from the Secret Service's after-party held at the Super 8 in Virginia come out. In the meantime, here's some pictures from last night. In order: LiLo, Rick Santorum (getting a quick buzz from breathing in the coke dust cloud that surrounds LiLo), Kim with PMK, Mary J. Blige with her husband Kendu Isaacs, DanRad with Ronan Farrow, Charlize Theron, Kate Hudson, Claire Danes, Sookeh with Beehl, Goldie Hawn, Rosario Dawson with a pair of plastic baby heads, Dakota Fanning, Ginnifer Goodwin (after a bedskirt bukkake session), Eva Longoria, Zooey Deschanel, Swizz Beak with Alicia Keys, Martha Stewart, Viola Davis with her husband Julius Tennon and Oprah's handmaiden.
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Someone please tell me Swizz Dead-Beats was only there to deliver a check for the $2 Milli in back taxes he owes. PLEASE! Ahora!
For serious? How the hell are you supposed to trust a government that invites Lindsay Lohan to dinner? That's some weirdass shit right there.
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"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Rosario's bewbs are a God Damn Tragedy!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
The guy staring @ Kim's ass...thumb 5! Kate Hudson wins for tackiest dress ever.
Gayle's bewbs?!?! Gin Goodwin...ha.
Eva looks like a boy. Lilo looks good imo. *hides*
Wow! All kinds of worthless whores go to that bullshit....... did Lilo take her Attorney? Kate and her fly-away ears........ Sookeh, keep your mouf closed......... Pimp Mamma looks old and fat and Kim looks plain and bored. Loved Jimmy's joke...........the rest was snoorzville......
What a WASTE of tax payer (US!!) money!!!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Rosario! When did you get those fucked up bolt-ons????? Nooooooooooo!!!!!
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Fox News gets to bring two guests and they bring the two biggest jokes/whores in Hollywood. IMO they wanted to bring down the event.
The real joke is that these two famewhores showed up.
Whoa-hahh, great pic of Ronan Farrow, Ms. Young - looks like Cary Elwes circa The Princess Bride in that one. Definitely a handsome young man, and thank god he didn't inherit any of his father's looks.
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That's because it's NOT Ronan Farrow you're looking at. I'm really surprised NOT ONE PERSON noticed that that person standing next to Daniel Radcliffe is, in actuality, the kid from 'Chronicle', Dane DeHaan. He attended the dinner as DanRad's guest because they just finished filming a movie together a week ago, Kill Your Darlings.
WHAT THE HELL WOULD HARRY POTTER BE DOING HANGING OUT WITH WOODY ALLEN'S KID, YO?!
Some asshole at Getty can't do his job properly when it comes to naming the guests in the photos and y'all just roll with it and don't question a thing. Was Ronan Farrow even AT the party?
When your lawyer is your guest/date at an event, you know your life has become a complete FAIL.
with one or two exceptions, i seriously hate everyone in these pictures...
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it's a sad day when Lilo looks the best in the room! damn, they all look like shit!
I was at the Ren Faire yesterday - now I have to go back and read all these comments.
Rocket - huh? Joke...explain please.
PSL LOL I was about to say the same thing re all the bare arms
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I love it that the Khardashians and Lilo came even though Fox News was using them as a joke to get at the President.
Dumbasses.
This guest list is all too bizarre. Definitely a Dinner for Schmucks theme going on here.
PMK looks a frightful mess. Reminds me of a menopausal bloated Elvis.
I remember when Greta was on CNN. I actually like her. She was like a earthy, lesbianish, down-to-earth type. See link:
http://img1.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/m/m/mmv45pqgxuex4vpx.jpg
When she moved to FOX, it's like she had her face scraped down to the bone and made into a weird mess where they forgot to put some parts back. See link:
http://www.indecisionforever.com/files/2008/11/gretavansusteren.jpg
She looks NOTHING like she used to.
Wow! Ronan Farrow is a Rhodes Scholar! Impressive!
Was this dinner for real? Hard to take something serious with a horrible guest list like this.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 1:46pm.
You didn't see Greta's reason? She said she wants to see BloHan succeed and that she deserves another chance.
In other words, Lohan is her new Palin.
Ronan Farrow has big feet. Check 'em out. Just sayin
i liked alicia keys' dress, its soo cute and its creamy camel, CUUUTEEE-LOVE IT! and kudos to the woman because she didnt wear some cheap hooker looking dress with her tits hanging out to get attention.
shame we cant see the shoes though, i would like to see the pumps.
isn't the trick in the white gown Chrissy Crocker?
I imagine her lawyer spent the whole evening repeating, "my client did not do that, we will sue you"
Isn't that Shawn chapman holly (Lindsay Lohan's lawyer) in the picture with LILO? Ms. Holly prob needed to be on hand in case a fight broke out.
Whoever did Kris Jenner's nose job and cheek implants needs to be shot. She has been left with a crooked little bird beak. The money would've been better spent on suctioning out those saddle bags which are clearly visible beneath that awful rag of a dress.
So many of the women used this night as an excuse to showcase their bat wings.
*shudders*
Sleeves, ladies. Time to wear them.
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Whoa-hahh, great pic of Ronan Farrow, Ms. Young - looks like Cary Elwes circa The Princess Bride in that one. Definitely a handsome young man, and thank god he didn't inherit any of his father's looks.
I also like that he commented on his father, saying (and I'm paraphrasing here) that as his father married his sister, he's also his brother-in-law, which is beyond twisted. Farrow also said he has no interest in a relationship with his father. Sounds a bit like Frances Cobain here - when you have a toxic parent, sometimes the best thing to do is cut them out of your life.
Good lord, did anyone NOT look like shit at this function?
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
I wanna see the Security detail/Secret Service after party pics of this mess too! That's where the real good stuff will be going on! haahhaah
It took place in a hotel so lots of interesting hiding places for all the nasty, LOL! ;D
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Well whaddya know, FOX invites KK, famous for getting urinated on in a sex tape. Stickin' to their ever lofty ideals! *smh*
Do people wear velvet in the spring? I thought it was more of a winter/fall thing. Not a flattering dress.
I don't understand it - why would this trash be allowed into the White House?
Anyway - and I know I'm asking for a rain of h*llfire to come down on me for saying this - but I think BloHan looks kind of great here. OK, I'll ignore the puffy frozen face at such an early age - but she's definitely looking better and her natural (almost) hair colour suits her much better than the blonde she keeps trying.
It's not at the WhitE House. At a hotel banquet room.
PMK's dress is so bad her hair is trying to fly out of there, and Kate Hudson = Willow Smith.
This looks like a celeb cattle call and I'm guessing the dress code on the invitation was 'Unflattering Formal'.
I'm I the only one who thought this is Washingtons way of playing "dinner for schmucks" as soon as I saw the guest list? Wonder who won?
I'm I the only one who thought this is Washingtons way of playing "dinner for schmucks" as soon as I saw the guest list? Wonder who won?
Obummer dog eat-
er, makes jokes no one laughs at,
economy ruined.
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I'm happy to see that the only thing higher than gas prices and unemployment is lindsay lohan.
There got to be some after party whore pics.
at first I thought it was the way PMK's dress hung that looked weird, then I realized it's her boobs that are hanging that low.
at a certain age, women with large breasticles and big old lady arms need to wear a bra and sleeves.
PMK is of that age.
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All these people are truly vomit inducing
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Personally, I wouldn't allow any of these skanks and drug addicts in my house. Maybe the President has higher standards than I do?
That entire guest list is Room 23's escort service payroll. This whole event was just an early company Christmas party.
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they all look like they sent their wax double from madame toussauds to the dinner. I think lindsay looks pretty good; she cleans up very well and is a very pretty girl. I didn't think felons were allowed to congregate though.
"Lucinda hid that crap near an ice machine on the same floor before Alex chased her stealin' ass down the hallway and busted his tendon. The cops later arrested Lucinda and charged her with fucking with Alex Trebek." - MK
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!
Submitted by not shocked on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 2:12pm.
Proof that we are living in an Illuminati manufactured George Soros Rothschild Octopus hell. Who ended up dry humping the gilded calf???
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Fuck all these hoes. Except for Reese's knocked up ass. She looks good.
Thanks for the info, Rosemary Young! I thought there'd been another name in there somewhere. lol
And yeah, that pic with DanRad isn't a good one. I've seen photos of him before and had thought he was a handsome young man. The photo you linked to is a very nice one of him!
re. Ronan Farrow: at birth he was named Satchel O'Sullivan Farrow, then after his parents' breakup he changed it to Seamus Farrow. Now he is known as Ronan Seamus Farrow, and I hope that's the last change!
Good thing the only thing he inherited from dad was his intellect; mom provided more brains plus looks and good character.
That picture is unflattering; I prefer this one...
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/ronan-farrow.jpg
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 3:46pm.
I just wiki'd Ronan Farrow. I had no clue that Mia Farrow and Woody Allen had a bio kid. He went to college at the age of 11 and was accepted to Yale Law School at the age of 15?! O_o
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I knew they'd had a son, but I forgot he existed.
Wasn't he originally named Satchel, then changed his name? Although I didn't remember he'd changed it to Ronan, I thought it was something else. Unless he's changed it more than once..?
Haha I'm viewing the thumbs on my phone and even when the thumbnail is 1/4" I can see Kate Hudson's ears!!
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
In the pic where Kum and her pimp have their hand over the empty spots where their hearts should be, Kum's other thumb looks like she's trying to either inconspicuously scratch a crab itch or give herself a little thrill.
What a pair of dressed up pigs.
This event is embarrassing.
I love Charlize's dress though and I'm never really a fan of lace. Nice cut, covered up yet still sophisticated/sexy. Especially since she's gone with some really questionable dress choices lately.