Beyonce On Those Pillow Baby Rumors.....
The Most Beautiful Woman in the World (served on the tip of a side-eye), seen here semi-SANS FARDS in NYC a few days ago, has something to say about those rumors that Blue Ivy Carter grew in a South American surrogate's womb while she strapped a House of Dereon brand pillow baby to her torso. Beyonce tells People that it didn't hurt her feelings when hos said that she was knocked up with memory foam for 9 months, she just thought it was crazy.
“That was crazy. It wasn’t hurtful, it was just crazy. [I thought] ‘Where did they come up with this?’”
Beyonce knows very damn well how this shit started. The rumor was born when Beyonce debuted her bump in true stunt queen fashion at the MTV VMAs and then it took on a new life when her belly folded in half like she was pregnant with Flat Stanley. But Beyonce has an answer for that!
“It was a fabric that folded — does fabric not fold? Oh my gosh, so stupid.”
While Beyonce shook those rumors out of her lacefront, Mama Tina's black coal of a heart twitched in pain over hos saying that her daughter faked it all. Mama Tina said this:
“I thought it was very unfair and very cruel that someone would think that someone would be that diabolical to keep up a charade like that for nine months. As a mother it was painful for me to hear the crazy rumors. And I even had people ask me, which was so ridiculous.”
Who really cares if Beyonce hired a baby oven or if Blue Ivy Carter grew in her womb of ethereal light? If I was farting out wads of gold-covered hundred dollars bills like Beyonce does, I'd hire a surrogate. Damn. When you get a surrogate to carry your baby, you don't have to break up with booze, you don't have to put your bong away for 9 months, you don't have to have nightmares about shitting on the labor table and you can get as fat as you want and bitches can't say shit about it. All pluses to me!
And I love how Mama Tina is clutching her 20 carat pink diamond and white gold necklace (Mama Tina doesn't do common pearls) over the possibility of someone being that diabolical. This coming from a diabolical Disney villainess who keeps a cauldron in House of Dereon's dungeon and has sacrificed several past members of Destiny's Child to the Illuminati in exchange for her daughter becoming the queen ruler of the world. (Insert Mama Tina's wig-raising cackle of doom here.)
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Pregnancy face follow-up. Maybe this one?
http://www.toofab.com/2011/12/22/pregnant-beyonce-sports-baby-bump-fulle...
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
PSL, at first I totally thought it wasn't her, but at second glance I could distinctly see Tina Knowles' face in that pic (pregnancy has a way of making us look like our mothers). I haven't looked for any, but I remember seeing more pics of a very pregnant faced Beyonce.
Either way, she has some soul searching to do, because the fact that many believe that she actually pulled some sort of scam says a lot about the way people look at her.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
All of this shit just proves the point that she wants to make herself be better than the average woman. Maybe she couldn't get pregnant, maybe she didn't want to risk the beauty issues. But she DID NOT give birth.
And some day, when it's her time, she is going to die..just like everyone else. Good job asserting and bettering yourself. Sometimes I wish I was richer than I really am, just so I didn't have to worry about shit as much. But NEVER EVER to make other people feel bad about themselves or their life. She is a POS as far as I'm concerned.
mickey, that is not Beyonce. We all discussed that when MK posted it here. Not B. That chick is nowhere near as pretty as Beyonce.
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Round here she's always on my mind
Round here, hey man, got lots of time
Round here we're never sent to bed early and nobody makes us wait
Round here we stay up very, very, very, very late
This looks like a pregnancy face to me:
http://globalgrind.com/entertainment/beyonce-shops-till-she-drops-and-re...
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Sorry bitch but you ain't fooling nobody.
We never saw any bikini baby bumps pictures, whenever the hoe went out she was covered up like a catholic nun (amen) and normally bitch is wearing skimpy ass outfits cuz she is trying to show people how bootylicious she is and all that crap.
and for somebody who was pregnant, them boobies didnt get big. I've known A-cup ladies whose boobies grew when they got pregnant, however Beyonce's tittay stayed the same size.
And then you had the folding pillow video, the beyonce jumping out of a car, the idiots booking out an entire hospital and all that shit, so they could dress the surrogate up as some morque victim, roll the girl in on a stretcher with a white sheet over her, and get her to push Jay-Z's nasty ass baby out.
Anyway regardless of all the money they got, the baby got Jay-Z's DNA, which is unfortunate.
Tina needs to sit down with that "as a mother" crap. As a mother, you should have known better than to design tacky ass tramp-wear for your teenaged daughter and her friends and/or lackeys. As a mother and supposed fashionista, you should have told Beyonce that blonde with brown underneath or whatever the hell she has on her head is not the look. As a mother, Tina needs to spend all her waking hours praying that her supposed grandchild does not like her father.
Beyonce either had the strangest celeb pregnancy on record or she is a pants on fire liar about delivering Bic Pen from her womb.
@ Zomay..i am fascinated by that stuff and sorta believe it - i mean, i am always the same suspicious of randoms person (ha) i.e. more introverted when out and about but it seems since i had the bambinos i seem to have more randoms talking to me/being open, etc. it's way odd. It doesn't bother me but i wonder if that is why? Cool you can see that stuff!
OT: I think this beyonce makeup free thing is so contrived, like look i am cultivating a natural earth mama thing! I wonder how long beyonceeeeeeh will wear the 'something blue! you know because my daughter is named BLUE' that shit will get exhausting.
When will baby blue! learn the Baphomet hand sign? Can't start 'em too early!
Hi people, commenting for the 1st time here. I have been checking out Dlisted for a while. My favorite part is the comments. You are all crazy and so bitchy right on :P LUUUUV it!
Now about Beyonce... Definitely not the most beautiful woman in the world. The whole ¨most beautiful woman of the world¨ concept is stupid to begin with. How dumb do you have to be to waste your time writing this type of highschool mentality bs? And how dumb do magazines think the public is by selling this type of biased crap.
¨If I can't be my own I'd feel better dead¨ - AIC
She definitely wants certain things out of life - I mean, come ON - she married Jay Z, who is one of the most unfortunate looking men on the planet. I hope their baby doesn't look like a camel. So I'm guessing she's a fame ho & it could be that pimp mama Tina is the stage mother. Am I right?
ESE, the siggy was with you in mind.... :)
Beyonce is still lying. I have not changed my mind...haha
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Round here she's always on my mind
Round here, hey man, got lots of time
Round here we're never sent to bed early and nobody makes us wait
Round here we stay up very, very, very, very late
What is it about money that turns people into insufferable cunts?
She looks so much like Blu Cantrell. Jay-Z chose her because of that and her ability to be controlled. Sometimes this makes me feel sorry for her. It quickly passes.
Submitted by cocoebert on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 10:48pm.
LOLOLOL! Thanks. I didn't even read the thing. But it doesn't make sense to me, unless the pap agency that took that footage was owned by EMI?
I don't want to get all metaphysical on Beyonce, but I just don't sense any change in the way she views life after the kid's birth. Usually women's auras or energy field slightly change after pushing out a kid. I want to believe her, but my spider senses smell crap..
PS: the above statement could be complete bullshit if you consider Casey Anthony types. They don't change after a kid. The oh shit I have a tiny little baby to care for shift never occurs for those females.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
@ beakers bitch
April Fools on that link.
I could care less if she birthed any babies. I just want to object to the tool who is enough of an ass-kisser to put her on the cover of people like that. (I just went grocery shopping. I only read that crap in the checkout line).
Bitch is somewhere between average and plastic surgery alien at this point.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 10:40pm.
*waves to ESE*
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*waves back*... hi, dahl!
*edited*.... you're fuckin' killin' me with your sig... what?!... are ya tryin' to push me over the edge?!LOL!... i LOVE that song, for all the wrong reasons!!
OT: oh... nope... i just don't care.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
*waves to ESE*
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Round here she's always on my mind
Round here, hey man, got lots of time
Round here we're never sent to bed early and nobody makes us wait
Round here we stay up very, very, very, very late
The fact that the video of her jumping into the SUV has disappeared is highly suspicious.
Not working, B! We SAW it!!!
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Round here she's always on my mind
Round here, hey man, got lots of time
Round here we're never sent to bed early and nobody makes us wait
Round here we stay up very, very, very, very late
somewhere right now, in this world, a surrogate is rolling her eyes saying "bitch please".
i just hope that woman who let Jay-Z's jizz grow inside her got lots of money for it, cuz hell if i was carrying a Jay-Z looking baby inside me for 9 months i would want millions!!
not even perusing the post(sorry, MK.)...
yes, folks... i have that much of a disdain for anything this woman, her husband, her "child"... and anything that any of them call "music"...
prove me wrong, lil Bluewhateverthehellyournameis!... in a couple of years, you could make music that doesn't consist of ripping "tracks", and beating my eardrums to a pulp... i fear that you won't, but... kudos!... on the money you got "born" into!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I do believe this was a surrogate or the quickest pregancy ever.
Submitted by lovelylaney on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 10:25pm.
How can a vid of her getting into a car in public be protected content by EMI?
Ha, after googling EMI and Beyonce, this Forbes article from April came up of Beyonce and Jay Z about to buy EMI.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/zackomalleygreenburg/2011/04/01/jay-z-and-be...
How can a vid of her getting into a car in public be protected content by EMI?
http://itsblogworthy.com/2012/01/beyonce-bump-so-false/
Yeah that vid disappeared of her getting into the suv at 9 months. I saw it though.
Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 10:07pm.
Submitted by TheHeckler on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 9:18pm.
lol @ the_hot_chick ;)
Actually this is what made me think Bewolf faked it. When it first leaked she gave birth, it was implied she had a c-section THEN there is another announcement by them about a "natural birth." I think it was changed from c-section to natural birth due to the downtime of a c-section. Who the hell can change the birth process?
I've not had a c-section, but I hear they take longer to heal from then vaginal births.
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That's what I thought too. One would think that wearing spandax shortly after having a c-section would be painful/uncomfortable or prolong the healing process. I didn't realize that she had said that she had a c-section and then changed the story to say she gave birth naturally. hahahaha
I think most women know if they've given birth naturally . . . you know, with all the pain and agony and the probable feeling like a small watermelon is bursting through their hole *shudders*
But what do I know . . . .
What I do know is that with all their money and "power" Gay-Z and Beyawnce still reek of desperation.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 9:53pm.
Let me say this. There was this video on Youtube, of Beyonce getting into an SUV like a week before supposibly giving birth, and now that fucking link is NOWHERE to be found. Actually , that link was on there numerous times. How come i cant find a single one now. All i can find is Proof that Beyonce IS pregnant?? Are these fuckers paying people to get that shit pulled of YouTube??
Too late bitch, busted.
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DAYAM! I thought to myself "oh that video is everywhere, I'll go find it and present it on a platter" and it is NO WHERE. Even with googley boogley the results are nil.
Submitted by TheHeckler on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 9:18pm.
lol @ the_hot_chick ;)
Did Boryawnce say if she had a c-section or not? For those who have had c-sections, would it not be uncomfortable and/or bad to wear spandex or whatever shortly after having a c-section?
Just wondering . . .
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Actually this is what made me think Bewolf faked it. When it first leaked she gave birth, it was implied she had a c-section THEN there is another announcement by them about a "natural birth." I think it was changed from c-section to natural birth due to the downtime of a c-section. Who the hell can change the birth process?
I've not had a c-section, but I hear they take longer to heal from then vaginal births.
"Cruel" "crazy" "diabolical" and "ridiculous". Who be dis Harpo she is talking about?! Them is fighting words. We love our Harpo.
If she had really been pregnant, she would have take the "hands strategically covering private parts" pregnant pic that famewhores and narcissist's love taking.
Let me say this. There was this video on Youtube, of Beyonce getting into an SUV like a week before supposibly giving birth, and now that fucking link is NOWHERE to be found. Actually , that link was on there numerous times. How come i cant find a single one now. All i can find is Proof that Beyonce IS pregnant?? Are these fuckers paying people to get that shit pulled of YouTube??
Too late bitch, busted.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by babybunny on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 9:27pm.
Beyawnce is a bad liar.....
Yes, Chestica announced her pregnancy before Beyonce, yet at this rate, Blue Ivy Carter will be entering kindergarten by the time Chestica's baby is born
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Lol! The tabs are going to have a hard time, do they put the Jessica just gave birth story on the front page or Blue Ivy's highschool graduation!?
She may be pretty, but is a far cry from being "the most beautiful woman in world."
so much wrong with this, handled wrong by the beyonce /jayz group.
i'm sure she will love this dna related baby but why
lie lie lie??
Submitted by babybunny on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 9:27pm.
Beyawnce is a bad liar, just looking at the very preggo Jessica Simpson confirms with me that this ho for sure was NEVER once pregnant, no body changes, quick birth, same face and fast body weight loss, she is so fake.
Yes, Chestica announced her pregnancy before Beyonce, yet at this rate, Blue Ivy Carter will be entering kindergarten by the time Chestica's baby is born.
She is just pissed her secret was discovered.
Beyawnce is a bad liar, just looking at the very preggo Jessica Simpson confirms with me that this ho for sure was NEVER once pregnant, no body changes, quick birth, same face and fast body weight loss, she is so fake.
The fact that she never really famewhored this pregnancy when she is, after all, a FAMEWHORE leads me to agree with most of you all. She and her husband are puffed up, entitled, untalented and very lucky celebrities. If she had any class she would have left it alone - she's a big ole liar who wants to be believed damn it. Next time she should order a better quality baby bump.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 8:31pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 7:10pm.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 7:06pm.
The saying is *couldN'T care less*, by the way.
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Fixed it. And I'm usually the Grammar Nazi around here.
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This made me laugh because I got schooled on this a couple of weeks ago, I always thought it was "could care less" but found out I've always said it wrong. Whenever I now write "couldn't" it looks weird to me:)
seriously the comments here are hilarous love em! but yeah there are a lot of things, not just one thing, that make people believe she is lying-the folding bump (folding cloth my ass), wearing heels, the hospital incident, the fact her face/rest of her figure didnt change AT ALL...
couple this with all the suspected benefits people say she will reap because's shes a vain egomaniac-post baby weight loss talks, the publicity she got for being pregnant, yeah sorry bouncy, peeps got you figured out.
while it might be a case that she genuinly could not get pregnant-(and much love to those who want babies but cant have them), shes got such an ego i very much believe the pregnancy is fake for vanity reasons.
lol @ the_hot_chick ;)
Did Boryawnce say if she had a c-section or not? For those who have had c-sections, would it not be uncomfortable and/or bad to wear spandex or whatever shortly after having a c-section?
Just wondering . . .
This bitch. Cute, maybe. Rich, definitely. Talented (ahem)...most beautiful in the world...NOT
she looks good hear...I think she's beautiful...I don't know about the most beautiful woman in the world though
Submitted by Super Stew on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 8:11pm.
She looks like she is going after that 'tired mommy, up all night getting no sleep with a baby needing to be fed 5 times a night' look.
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I think you're right. It's like when people want an Oscar they play a part that requires them to be ugly.
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The most beautiful woman in the world? Who's world? The world of delusion? I don't consider her beautiful, pretty, or even the least bit attractive. She has the face of a man and the body of a "very thick" woman. However, she has a lot of money so what else does she really need?
Sorry, Pee-yonce. Pictures don't lie; only you do, bitch...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Thanks for that picture of the most beautiful woman ever in the galaxy. It's not that she's ugly, but the most beautiful woman in the world, she is not. I even sort of sometimes like some of what she does, but then Antony does it better, and with more beauty.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
RnB singer Brandy finally opening up on Behind the Music about her people and manager (her mother) urging her to lie to her fans about being married when she really wasnt (she got pregnant out of wedlock and didnt want to sully her good girl reputation)solidified my theory that these celebs are capable of anything to fool the public. Beyonce wasn't pregnant. And I wait for the day when someone in her camp finally spills the beans on her and her "people"
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 7:10pm.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 7:06pm.
The saying is *couldN'T care less*, by the way.
^^^^^^^^^^^
Fixed it. And I'm usually the Grammar Nazi around here!
LOL
I don't believe she was pregnant for a second. Too much evidence pointing towards her faking it... Why would she? Because there is some shame associated with women using a surrogate so as to not ruin their figures.