Kim and Kanye Kardashian’s stunt queen parade in NYC made a stop at The Lion last night and he decided to really sell it hard by flashing his thigh while giving us his best Blue Steel (more like Rusty Tin). I know that when the paparazzi swarm him like this, his ego boils over and causes his body to overheat, but he needs to keep his pants up. Nobody wants to see that shit!
Pimp Mama Kris obviously choreographed this move to make us all believe that Kim and Kanye are so hard up for each other that they’re 69ing, golden showering and nibbling on each other’s clits in the backseat of the car. Please. Kanye’s pants are down, because he was having an intense conversation about art with his pubes (they’re better conversationalists than Kim) in the car while Kim got her lips camera ready by varnishing them with shellac. Either that or Kanye believes that since they’ve been at it for a couple of weeks now, they’re at the halfway point of their relationship and he should keep the romance alive by pissing on her ass right there on the street.
Or I’m completely wrong and Kanye’s just smoking the wrong stuff. That’s probably it. And why can’t I see his panties? Is Kanye wearing a g-string or one of those peen patches?