Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 28, 2012 / Posted by:

Long before Angelina Jolie’s name became the first shit to pop up after doing a Google search for “Angelina,” there was an Angelina with some true talent, natural glamour, sweet moves and spot-on beauty instincts (see: the stunning mane of ebony and gold locks spilling out of her head). Angelina (no last name necessary) was a freestyle superstar from the 90s whose album (THE album) took my family reunions my storm. Slap the Angelina CD into the player and you can guarantee that my cousin will jump up on a backyard bench and treat it like her own personal go-go box. Sometimes we’d go into one of the bedrooms, make it dark by putting foil over the windows and dance to that shit while one of us flicked the light switch on an off (aka a ghetto strobe light). We were way too old to be acting like that, but that’s the kind of effect Angelina has on a ho. Make the room dark, flick the lights on and off, and get into this:

Take note: A true superstar lead singer never EVER wastes energy on doing the dance moves full out (that’s what the background hos are for) and the Matrix business woman suit is something everyone needs in their closet.

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