Open Post: Hosted By A True Lady

April 28, 2012 / Posted by:

Some of you might need to cleanse your eyeballs of the extra chunky skankness left by Kim and Kanye, so open your eyes wide and let them feel the breath of fresh sophistication wafting off of “fitness expert” and “lifestyle consultant” Jennifer Nicole Lee (Google her, you dumb fuck!). Jennifer isn’t only a beacon of refinement, she’s also a fashion designer and she’s the one who created that elegant dress which perfectly frames her Louvre-worthy tramp stamp.

Jennifer Nicole Lee whored wore it better” is what you’re going to say to yourself later tonight when you see pictures of Lindsay Lohan wearing this same dress backwards (with American flag pasties over her freckled nipple knobs) at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.  

You know your daytime dress is elegance personified when you can easily slip out of it just by rolling your shoulders forward. And I can’t with you if you mistook Dlisted’s newest Aphrodite for JLo. JLo could never bring it like this.

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