The Wanted Have No Love For Xtina

April 27, 2012 / Posted by:

The Wanted, who I guess are like the Backstreet Boys to One Direction’s ‘N Sync or like the New Edition to One Direction’s New Kids (In other words: I’m old), performed on The Voice recently and they left with the taste of bitchy bitterness and hot lipstick in their mouths. While talking to Now FM (via Digital Spy), they said that Christina Aguilera was more like Cuntina Aguilera. SHOTS FIRED! Here’s the transcript detectives will study after The Wanted becomes The Missing!:

Max: Yeah, she’s a bit scary, to be honest.

Host: I thought she looked really good. I thought she looked alright.

The Wanted one in all black: SHE’S A TOTAL BITCH!

Host: Ooooooh, is she?

The Wanted one in all black: She’s a total bitch.

Host: Was she mean to you?

The Wanted one in all black: She might not be a bitch in real life, but to us she was a bitch. She just sat there and didn’t speak to us. Not even look at us.

Host: Christina, how dare you give him the mean mug. Don’t do that.

The Wanted one in a beanie: She might’ve been in a bad mood that day cause she completely (something something’ed) Justin Bieber. He went in for a hug and she’s like….

Host: “Why are you coming near me?” I saw that. Can’t be mean to these guys. Look at them. She was just mad, because Max didn’t run off the stage. Like on American Idol, I was like, did he just make out with JLo?

Max: Well, JLo’s hot .Christina’s nothing special.

Oh, those sweet, naive British-Irish boys don’t even know. Some of them are Irish, which means they’ve got the sweet nectar naturally running through their veins, which means Drunktina will sniff them down and swallow them up in one gulp. They’ll spend the rest of eternity trapped in her gut, slowly getting suffocated by the Spanx cocoon she wraps herself in. It’s over for them. Even the YouTube commenters know what I’m talking about:

The unwanted. The fact GODTINA can sing better than them put together and has been in the music industry for over 10 years should be something they should take note of. They’ve been around nearly two years. Oh and she can sing.

What grown ass men talks s#!t about a woman who is older than they are? They’re barely starting and already making unnecessary rude comments about someone they don’t know. Just in a moment in time, Cursetina will strike their lame asses…..

HA at “Cursetina.” I love how we can throw almost any word or set of words in front of “tina” and it works. Snookitina, Cursetina, Cuntina, Burritotina, Godtina, Bloatina, Huntingdownthewantedtoskinthemrawtina…

Here’s the #1 enemies of the Red Lipstick Mafia performing at The Grove in L.A. yesterday.

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