Friday, April 27th 2012

Stop It, Charlize!

Charlize Theron knows how to pick a dress (see: the hot fishnetted work of sophistication she wore to CinemaCon in Las Vegas last night), once climbed naked up Mount ASkars, auditioned for the role of Nomi Malone in Showgirls and is a crafty stoner who can probably make a toilet paper roll sploof in seconds. So because of all of that, Charlize could do no wrong in my eyes until I read this quote from Access Hollywood. Charlize told Access Hollywood that she bonded with Kristen Stewart while shooting Snow White and the Huntsman and now she considers Lip Biter one of her good friends.

“I really, I really, really love that girl. I love that girl, like, I would jump off a building for that girl. She’s amazing, she’s amazing. She’s the real deal… [and] she gives really good back rubs. [Kristen] is the kind of actor that I like to be around because there’s nothing she’d really stop at in order to do the job. She’s got a tremendous amount of talent and, you know, I think you can have talent, but if you don’t have tenacity and moxy… She’s bad ass.”

They totally lezzed out and I'm sure Charlize has had Lip Biter's teeth marks on her labia lips at one point or another. I will not judge Charlize for getting her some KStew, but I will judge her for saying that she would jump off of a building for Kristen Fucking Stewart. Maybe at the time she said it Charlize was stoned into another world where the clouds catch you when you jump off of buildings. Does Charlize realize what happens to you in real life when you jump off of a tall building? You dead. Or you mess yourself up so bad that you end up in the ICU and the nurses there won't let your weed man visit you. And they definitely won't' let you make a bong out of an apple. I don't care if it's a figure of speech, you don't say shit like that about the trick from Twatlight! I swear, I totally misjudged Kristen Stewart's skills. Bitch can munch the crazy right up into you.

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Wow I am totally disapointed about all the coments about Kristen Stewart - Really !!! She is a very talented beautiful young lady who went a little astray... Big Deal like most of you have never made a mistake!! wow WE REALLY DONT KNOW THE WHOLE STORY and its none of our business anyway !!! how would any of you people who are doing all the bashing like your private life posted all over CNN!! man get a grip !!.. Kristin Just hang in There ... and dont let the negative shit get to you... it will blow over in time..

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Chirio's picture

She meant jump off a building since Kristen sure brings out the depressed and suicidal outta anyone!

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cprincess's picture

Love Charlize ever since I saw her partaking of an apple bong!
Kristin Stewart has a permanent look of having smoked a big fattie and there ain't nothing wrong with that-good for her...

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agirl's picture

I agree, she looks different in the face. Sad.

MizRo's picture

I LOVE Charlize but not HER love of KStew.

Charlize looks like she has done something to her face and if so, I'm disappointed - WHY mess with perfection?

Nonethless, Charlize is one of the most beautiful women in the world to me.

What is a liquid lift???

kylimayrow's picture

So true why can't any of these actresses grow real hair, enough with the extensions. The back side(hair)is awful & yes I do believe she has been tinkering with her face. I think CT is a good actress & maybe the rumors are true that she dips in the lady pond with all this Kstew love. Can't stand Kstew horrible "actress"! I hope CT doesn't mess too much with her face but she is getting to that age where high profile actresses start freaking out about their looks. I have a feeling for all her clam & collective veneer this one is a raging narcissist. I just get that vibe so I hope I am wrong & she doesn't end up looking like ice queen Kidman.

I think she was drinking the bong water again.

roxannequesti's picture

SHE.
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FLAWLESS.

Cake666's picture

Hahahahaha, that dress is horrible! Hot topic meets angry left-handed goth teen with regular scissors.

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The Real Mean Girl's picture

Oh, Charlize. First that ruh-tarded birthday shout-out video... now this??? *smh* Please stop with the "Kristen is an amazing acktress" bullshit. The only movie she was remotely good in was Panic Room where she played a pre-pubescent boy. Or maybe Speak because she was basically mute.

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Poopele's picture

When you're called 'bad ass' by Charlize Theron, that's really something. She smokes pot and everything.

Charlize could wear a potato sack, go sands fards and not wash her hair for days and she would still be a knockout.

I don't know diddly about fashion, so that's all I got.
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betseyfan2's picture

Good lawd, she's gorgeous.

I like the dress design *idea* but...no.

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Only Charlize could save The Slut Dress' cloned bastard child!

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Submitted by Naughychimp on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 2:32pm.

I hope she's pregnant!!! She's lovely and noble and all to have adopted one of the planet's millions of unwanted kids, but this kind of beauty should also be reproducing (and reproducing... and reproducing...)
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That is probably one of the stupidest, idiotic, ignorant reasons for breeding I've ever read.

Andrei's picture

Diarrhea cha, cha, cha, diarrhea, cha, cha cha.

WithinReason...'s picture

Dang my secret's out! *dimples* ;D

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Sweetas's picture

lmao Whamo, you absolute doll. ♥ No, please, I'm thinking this could be Vivid material. I want a check too dammit!! Eff this working for a living shit. *sets up recorder, puts on black lace lingerie, gets chloroform for Charlize*

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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 4:48pm.
Ahahaha Within!! Yes of course the world has a chance with me! That's what you meant right?? ;p

Whamo, go love on fishhead and leave mah girl aloooooone lol
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Lol!!! I'm sorry SweetAss I can't blame you, she IS yours after all, my little head misspoke on me, I'll just go back to peeking in thru the window and frapping in the bushes...hmm that sounds kinda kinky;p

Lol@ Reason;). Actually you know I'd hate to let Reason down so if you find it in your heart to share...you know just for Reason's and all:) :P

Edit...of course I would need permission from my Ms Fury but it IS Charlize so there might be a clause for fake cyber relationships I'm not sure I'll have to read the fine print on our foolin around contract lol!

WithinReason...'s picture

Sweets, No need to explain hahaha No questions will be asked. promise. *whispers* I'm there for what Wham does with y'all, but don't tell him that, he already has a massive EEEEGO and too many gf's lolol ;p

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Sweetas's picture

LMFAO Within!! Of course you can watch! I do love her (I am a str8 woman btw lol) but I could never keep her in a gilded cage. *hides key behind back*

Scott in NYC's picture

Charlize is beyond beautiful that dress is beyond ugly & ridiculous.

Daniee's picture

Submitted by guest on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 2:55pm.

*pretends Jon Hamm doesn't mean it*
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Im sure he just wants interviewers to quit asking him questions about this dumb cunt.

Daniee's picture

Well, I dont care about the *badass* bs, but both of these women seem to not feel that their shit dont stink which is a stark contrast from many hos in HW and because of that, I think they are alright.

WithinReason...'s picture

Yes, Sweetas! *I see the shank you were getting ready to use there*

*goes back to sob in corner - consoles self with pictures of Gandy and Hamm* :'(

Can I at least watch you two and Whamo?!?!?! Please?

LMAO, I'm serious!

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Sweetas's picture

Ahahaha Within!! Yes of course the world has a chance with me! That's what you meant right?? ;p

Whamo, go love on fishhead and leave mah girl aloooooone lol

WithinReason...'s picture

Love Charlize and don't mind the dress! Tbh, I don't think I would even notice it if she were in front of me... ;p

"I'm sure Charlize has had Lip Biter's teeth marks on her labia lips at one point or another." - hahahaha MK!

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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 2:19pm.
*sobs inconsolably* How could you?? HOR! And your dress looks like Tron!! *runs out of the room all dramatical*

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Love it Sweetas, does that mean the world has a chance now? hahahahhahaha ;P

... Oh, now I see you've forgiven her... ;(
LOLOL

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Few Words's picture

lezzie alert. damn i'd like to watch em get it on.

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sonne's picture

I'd share my sploof with Charlize any day (did not know I was supposed to put a sock on the end though, lol).

Whatever's picture

Sort of a tacky dress. I think actors who make movies together are obligated to praise other cast members so the movie will do well. Just like Jane Fonda said Blohan was no problem and nice to work with and that Felicity Huffman woman said she was late to the set more then Blohan. Trying to save that gawd awful bomb.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 2:59pm.
Forget it Whamo, she's mine!!! Okay, you can watch. ;p
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Well OF COURSE you'd be first SweetAss I mean that goes without saying, you claimed her long ago so I will be more than happy to watch but after THAT I'ma jump IN:P

islandgirl's picture

It's not often she makes a fashion faux pas. Who in the hell designed that craptacular mess, Helen Keller? And more importantly, who told her it was a good idea? Yikes.

Sweetas's picture

Hey Charlize baby, let's play a variation on rock paper scissors! I like to call it scissor scissor scissor. Everybody wins.

Sweetas's picture

Hahaha Oxygen, I know, just let a poor deprived girl dream. AND LOVE YOUR {_{ !! Awesome.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Charlize is a stunning woman. certainly won the genetics lottery.

Oxygen's picture

That's my girl (I know-wahhhhhh SWEETAS {_{) but that dress only looks good through the bottom of a bong. Plus, isn't that a fuggin hole in the back of it next to the zipper...like someone's finger stuck through that shit.

Winnyfranfran's picture

I wasn't going to go to the gym today until I saw these pics. Thanks MK for keeping me on track!

Sweetas's picture

Forget it Whamo, she's mine!!! Okay, you can watch. ;p

luvsmekitty's picture

Maybe Kim tore into John with one of her really killer insults!

guest's picture

Bye PHM! :)

guest's picture

*pretends Jon Hamm doesn't mean it*

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