If you took scenes from Lost season 1, a piece of seaweed dipped in pink-dyed boric acid, a screen grab from a Pokemon porn, a candy raver’s cum shot, a print out from an Angelfire page devoted to Atlantis Cruises, costumes from the Exit to Eden wardrobe closet and stuffed them all into a kaleidoscope with a broken lens, this is what you’d see while looking into that shit. Nicki Minaj’s video for “Starships” is basically just a collection of random shit. There’s shots of her rolling around the sand like a constipated walrus in heat trying to scratch its own asshole mixed in with lost scenes from the luau in Six Days, Seven Nights.
Obviously, Nicki’s shit video cost a lot of money, but this raver island mess still makes Heidi Montag’s masterpiece of a video for “Higher” look like it was shot by Steven Spielberg on an 8-figure budget over the course of 12 weeks. Cleanse your palate with some TRUE art: