Friday, April 27th 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Because purple and red together is so now, here's the glamorous new Purple Crab that was found on the island of Palawan in the Philippines by scientists. Scientists are trying to tell us that these Purple Crabs only exist on Palawan, because the ocean has kept them from traveling farther, but hooooooo please. Those scientists have a bunch of fancy degrees and have studied all sorts of rare crabs from untouched exotic islands and Parasite Hilton's pussy, but I know glamour. The purple body.... The red polish on those claws... The twinkle of attitude in those eyes... The Purple Crab didn't originate in the Philippines, it originated on Prince's crotch! This crustacean formerly known as the Purple Crab is now known as the Prince Crab. Update your files, crab scientists!

And you are wrong if you try to order the Prince Crab at Red Lobster this weekend.

Source: MSNBC via Neatorama

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MagnificentChichis's picture

THE PRINCE CRAB. Why I read this site. Genius.

cprincess's picture

How fabulous is crabby.......and just like his royal purpleness prince - he's a sexy beast......

fabulous "NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

MizRo's picture

Nothing like Nature's astonishing palette.

DLucyAnn's picture

Lovely colors but the penis eyes freak me out.

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Dog's picture

GORGEOUS!

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If there are more like him, I am totally warming up some garlic butter. When it comes to seafood, I will BE that asswipe! ;)
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ahaha haha hahahaha haha ...oh MK ::sigh::

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Whatever's picture

Very pretty. Hope some asswipe doesn't try to eat it.

MickeyHolland's picture

Crabs are cooked alive. One time when I was in France as a kid I witnessed crab cooking. I remember this terrible high-pitched, piercing "hissing" sound as the crab was thrown into the pan. I really thought that it was screaming, but someone later explained that it was merely the sound of air escaping from underneath it's shield. The memory haunted me for a long time.

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FunLuvinCriminal's picture

"...crustacean formerly known as the Purple Crab..."

Aaaahahahaha! Glorious MK!! It appears the little guy may be sporting some fierce heels too if you look closely...

*hums "Rockhard in a Funky Place" for Prince Crab*

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Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:35pm.

i actually choked a little while i was laughing

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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One ordah Spider Rwoll......

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SANS FARDS's picture

He's so cute! I totally wouldn't eat him.

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Foxxy Brown's picture

"And you are wrong if you try to order the Prince Crab at Red Lobster this weekend."

you are correct. i think i'll have better luck at Joe's Crab Shack . . .

and the Prince Crab's eyes look more alive than Lilo's.

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LMAO Whamo, MK & Migraine. He's too pretty too eat.

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*tucking in tacky plastic bib and getting mallet*

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Few Words's picture

gimme the butter

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Pinay Pie's picture

Yay! This is my home! This crab was discovered in the Underground River in Puerto Prinsesa, one of the new 7 wonders of nature. If you want to see the most amazing corals and the most pristine beaches go to Coron, another island in Palawan.

And no I am not a travel agent trolling this site> :P
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 9:45am.

That's it! We need a show devoted to gorgeously colored animals!

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Andrei's picture

"Update your files.." LOOL.

Dirk Diggler's picture

I would steer clear from this one. In nature, vivid colors often mean "watch out bitch, I'm trouble."

Now that is a crab I would like to have on my body and purple raining all over me

WithinReason...'s picture

Reminds me of Predator minus the fierce lace front but YES it looks exactly like the art Prince would hatch out of his tender snatch! LOL Seriously fashion forward and it deserves its own reality show! Watch out Clint and Dina!!

Love it, would not eat it, come on now! Heheh ;)

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Margo's picture

Laughing at Whamo! Lobsters gay cousin from the islands!

SpottedDogRanch's picture

Prince crab IS beautiful. I hope we take better care of our planet in the future.

Unfortunately I really want to have a seafood boil now.

It looks like a sunset!

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 9:29am.
Either is possible! It might be some kind of mutation linked to beneficial results that we aren't aware of. Or it might just be one of the many species we clumsy apes haven't noticed before. :D

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Submitted by TexnDoc: "Well THIS scientist has an alternative theory of the evolution of this purple covered ginger crab.
http://hollywooddame.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Prince-Harry-purple-...
(am I banned yet?)"

I freakin' love you. That had me rolling.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by sonne: "Agreed!! Absolutely beautiful purple crab and amazing they can still find new animals."

Right? *wonders* Does that mean no one has discovered them up until now, or that they're new species created by evolution?

The other night I saw that "Tree of Life" was on, and I flipped to it, because Terence Malick is my favorite director and there were basically just clips of nature - luminescent deep-sea creatures and volcano footage, etc. It was like some crazy trip - it was dizzying. My kids were completely silent and sitting there with their jaws hanging open. I changed the channel but they begged me to DVR it.

Also: http://www.dailygrail.com/Humanity-Plus/2012/4/Samsara-Trailer

Migraine Sally's picture

He has a chola vibe going on too. Look at the shade he's throwing.

TexnDoc's picture

Well THIS scientist has an alternative theory of the evolution of this purple covered ginger crab.
http://hollywooddame.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Prince-Harry-purple-...
(am I banned yet?)

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 9:09am.

Not to be all crunchy, but sometimes I am amazed at the colors mother nature comes up with.
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Agreed!! Absolutely beautiful purple crab and amazing they can still find new animals.

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Yes, but how does he taste?
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Whamo's picture

It's a lobster's gay cousin from the Islands.

Bitch looks faaaaaaaabulous Snnnnap!

Hekki's picture

Not to be all crunchy, but sometimes I am amazed at the colors mother nature comes up with.

*flashes peace sign at horz*

They really should officially name this the prince crab. Prince would probably sue though.

tojo's picture

Lmao the prince crab... I love you MK

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Mel-Tang's picture

Lmao! MK, I loved Prince as a wee lad, and this crab is definately related to him! Hahaha

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