Evening Crumbs

“Oh thiiiiiiis is the niiiiiiight, it’s a beeeeeaaautiful niiiiight. And we caaaaaaall it bellaaaaa noooootte.” – Just Jared

Isn’t it British royal tradition that on a prince’s first wedding anniversary, his brother has to give the world the gift of paper with a picture of his royal jewels on it? – Lainey Gossip

Jalouse Magazine’s make-up artist gave Kristen Stewart the strung out raccoon look – The Berry

The OctoMom department of Child Protective Services can take the weekend off – The Superficial

Johnny Depp’s 10-year-old has the musical tastes of a 45-year-old strip club bouncer – Celebitchy

Don’t all ten thousand of those paparazzos know that they can get the exact same shots by taking pictures of chipmunks in the park? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Presenting…Collista Gingrich – Towleroad

Gold-plated camel toe provided by Michelle Hunzikersomething – Hollywood Tuna

Amanda Seyfried’s dog friend sort of has Harvey Dent face – Popoholic

Kristen Stewart’s Anita Bryant meets Jackie O hair is not the look for her – ICYDK

I think I’d rather see Eric Roberts in a bra – IDLYITW

You know you’re a special trick who can keep the “marriage” word off your tongue when George Clooney extends your contract past awards season – Popsugar

Hugh Grant is not into mollycoddling (no that isn’t some kind of fetish involving MDMA) – I’m Not Obsessed

But where’s the room where Derek Jeter keeps all the autographed baseballs he gives his one time fuck partners? – Cityrag

Either JoJo is nipple-less or she knows the secret to keeping them hidden while in a completely wet white tank top – Hollywood Rag

Put this shit on mute and you’ve got the perfect Friday night fapping material – OMG Blog

How can those two dudes with Amber Rose keep their hands from snatching that parched animal off of her bald head? – Crunk + Disorderly

As everyone prays that Snooki gets as big as Jessica Simpson – SOW

(Picture via Bauer Griffin)