A-Rod Hasn't Met A Lot Of Human Beings
A-Rod, the Christina Hendricks of major league baseball, has moved on from Cameron Diaz to another naranja-skinned blonde with a torso like the Hulk's muscled shaft, but she'll forever hold a special place deep within the six-pack on his roided-up heart. The Insider's Kevin Frazier interviewed A-Rod for some reason and asked him about his past pieces. A-Rod lit up like a trick just stuck a roid needle in his ass and the nipples on his magnificent MVCs (most valuable chichis) puckered when he started talking about Cameron Diaz. via Page Six:
“I don’t like talking about my relationships, but I will tell you about CD: She’s probably one of the greatest human beings I’ve ever met, and just an amazing light.”
I typed out that shade throwing headline before I really thought about this. A-Rod is a simple bitch, so my ass is assuming that he considers Cameron the greatest human being alive, because she never flinched while massaging Lubriderm into his under titty crevices and she's always got a Ziploc bag full of the good shit in her pocket. And when he said she's "just an amazing light" he meant that she's an experienced stoner who can steadily hold a lighter over a bowl while doing bong hits in the back of a pick-up truck driving on a bumpy dirt road during a windy night. So if that's what A-Rod means, I won't say that the roids must've crept up into his brain and ate the part that stores all the memories of most of the human beings he's met. No, I won't.
Here's the greatest human being A-Rod has ever met at CinemaCon in Las Vegas yesterday.
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Loved Cam in The Sweetest Thing. Great Pete Yorn song in there can't remember.
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I would fuck A-Rod strictly on principle. I mean really fuuuuuuck him. Then leave....
Cammy looks awesome
Arods baseball career is pretty much over, so he's setting himself up for a career in the movies. Waiting with bated breath.
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I like CD--she seems a lot more natural, fun, and real than 95% of Hollywood...and as has been noted, she also seems to be aging somewhat naturally, which is almost fucking unheard of in that cesspool.
A-Rod definitely has a "type"--blonde, muscular, and almost manly. Do a Google search for his ex-wife Cynthia and the broad she caught him cheating with...I forget her name now but they could be sisters.
CD is by far the prettiest woman he's been attached to imo.
She looks SOOOO much better with the bob and the light blonde.
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Love Cameron. She's very striking and has a great body. The only time she didn't look good was when she started dating ARod and began looking too muscular. Maybe he was sharing his steroids. She seems like she'd be a lot of fun.
Alex Rodriguez has a serious mommy complex. He is also about as intelligent as a moderately knotted up shoelace.
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That man would fuck a dead alligator, or a live one if somebody would hold the tail.
I don't mind her. What confuses me is dlisted posts on her (the comments). Sometimes she's a fug pizza face, other times she's cool...like now. What gives! I find the same thing w/ Aniston.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 4:17pm.
White-blonde is so hard to pull off. you almost have to be born with the coloring to get away with it.
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So true. When I worked at a spa, women would come in with this very light and very, very cool blonde and when the colourist was finished with them and put some caramel..esque lowlights in there, I swear it took at least 7 years off their faces. Plus, you have to use toner on blonde like that every 4-5 weeks. Its expensive. Same usually goes for dark auburn red....most people cannot do.
OT - sorries!!
She did look hot in Mask. A little weight wouldn't hurt her. She has beautiful eyes.
I can't hate on Cameron. I think she's gorgeous and looks like a ton of fun to hang out with. She's one of my girl crushes. Lol
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Cammie looks like the cocaine is getting to her.
Man, I like that Cameron Diaz. She seems like someone you would have a fun time hanging out with.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
A-Rod's new piece is orange hott - hehehe "“I don’t like talking about my relationships, but I will tell you about CD" - SHUT UP, A-SCRIPTED! A-Rod's harmless... but WTF does she's an "amazing light" MEAN? Sigh! ;p
*Whispers* personally, I think Cam wasted her time with him... ;)
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I give her credit for not turning into a pillow face, and having real cheeks.
MJT omg she was SO hot in the Mask. She's getting close to 40 and hasn't had major work done, plus the smoking and sun and weight loss (sigh) like you said. I still think she's cute though.
I have never thought Cameron Diaz was that pretty, but she had/has a beautiful body (see: charlies angels) and she has always rocked a short haircut. She sounds like a total moron in interviews though...
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 4:38pm.
She used to smoke, she has spent a lot of the time and the sun and she also fell victim to the - now I am a celeb I have to drop 20lbs off an already great body. Remember how hot she was in the mask with a little meat on her? The ano look is incredibly aging.
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Aw, Cammy seems fun and she has a great bod. She's not aging well in the face and it's kinda sad but she doesn't seem to take it too hard. idk, I'd like to rip a few bong hits with her. :)
That being said, the banner pic... http://www.frogsonice.com/froggy/mjfrog/mjfrog2.gif
Translation: She's good in bed.
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Submitted by zomay: "At least she has the balls to cut her hair and change things up. Jolie would look great with that cut. It seems many ladies over 30 in movies have to do the long hair and weaves out of fear of being labeled "too mommy". "
In real life, too. This is one of my perpetual rants. I know women of all ages with really long hair that look fantastic with it. But it really isn't for everyone. If you're a sexy bitch, it doesn't matter if your hair is long or short - whatever flatters you. Do people think Halle Berry is butch because her hair is short? Jolie desperately needs a haircut.
Maybe he farted and she is making a face.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 3:55pm.
joanne
the women in the pic IS diaz!
ACK! I need glasses (I'm wearing a pair) She never reminded me of a fish before.
Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 4:11pm.
I do not like Camerons hair colour (same goes for nearly every blonde I see who goes 3 shades too cool) but otherwise I think she looks pretty amazing!
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White-blonde is so hard to pull off. you almost have to be born with the coloring to get away with it.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Whoa, thats some religious shit right there. I suppose then she had to be the one to break it off or initiate the breaking up. I do not see why someone would not want to spend much of their life with someone they really feel that way about. Seriously.
I do not like Camerons hair colour (same goes for nearly every blonde I see who goes 3 shades too cool) but otherwise I think she looks pretty amazing! Those legs. Wow.
Cammie's looking good! I'm glad, I've always liked her. She seems smart and fun to hang out with. Aside from her, ARod's roster of ladies is pretty gross.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 3:51pm.
He looks like a gay drill sergeant in that photo. AHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
THIS!!!!!!!!!!
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I never did get the hate on her..
and LMFAO @ Gay drill sargent!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
At least she has the balls to cut her hair and change things up. Jolie would look great with that cut. It seems many ladies over 30 in movies have to do the long hair and weaves out of fear of being labeled "too mommy".
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Submitted by guest on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 3:56pm.
"just an amazing light" Gahhhh. So pretentious.
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that's something a stoned person would say.
"dude ... the colors ... magical.."
"just an amazing light" Gahhhh. So pretentious.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I like Cam and always have. I don't get the hate.
I think she would be super fun to go out with too...I don't know why I just get that vibe.
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the women in the pic IS diaz!
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Awww, Cameron's not so bad. She just has horrible taste in men.
1. Matt Dillon (meh, he's alright)
2. Jared Leto (ughh)
3. Justin Timberlake (ughhh)
4. A-Rod (ughhhh)
5. PDiddy (ughhhhh)
6. *insert someone incredibly lame*
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Diaz is ok. But this new woman looks like a fish with the bass mouth.
HEKKI!! olol
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I'm sorry .. to me, she looks like the love child of Courtney Love and Viggo.
Time has not been kind. But I guess when you're well-heeled and apparently fun-loving, it makes up for a lot.
He looks like a gay drill sergeant in that photo. AHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
RE: CD and AR--Which one was the top?
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 3:44pm.
What is going on in the top pic? Melting? Her features really look like they want to go South.
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I don't like to talk about women aging 'cause fuck society and that ageism shit, but I agree, this woman did not age well, I think it's because it seemed to happen soooo early for her.
@ Jack, hahahahaha! simple men.
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My critique of A-Rods' "chik picks" aside...I gotta say I actually dig Cammy.She appears to be someone a guy would actually want to hang with beyond just bangin' it.
She reminds me of one of those chicks that thinks it's funny to come sit on your lap and fart.
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well...yeah .. after Madge .. I guess CD is a fucking blast of sunshine.
She's another one who looks better with short hair.
And I fucking LOVED "Bad Teacher". Shit cracked me up. I thought it kicked ass on "Bridesmaids".
Both he and Jeter are FUG. Do not get the appeal.
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I agree. She's annoying as hell in that she is perpetually giggling but other than that she seems pretty decent. When Clooney was her age and doing all the same shit he was a Man About Town - a bachelor who liked to have fun and not commit. But Cammie (and Aniston) get such shit for doing the same thing.
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